dramamine

blessed WIP

"it's such an honor..."

wallet chain

sick studio apartment... 

wallet chain WIP

chomp chomp!

the hoosegow

the local sherriff's latest and greatest invention to deter cattle-rustlers...

the hoosegow WIP

alternate titles:

Dadwood (like "Deadwood")

Dadwould

those are all for now

kegstand

"the athleticism on display is -breathtaking-..."

storage closet

"we can't take -too- long..."

"look man, i'm a safety inspector. you cannot rush safety on a worksite. now, help me with your belt buckle..."

storage closet WIP

"meet me in the storage closet in 10 mins...."

kegstand WIP

"chug! chug! chug! chug!"

grey sweatpants WIP

"hey man, my eyes are up here!"

beer o'clock

"you look thirsty, bud!"

cosplay

"eek a choo WAH kah!"*

*"Man, this vape tastes great!"

carbonited

"aww, hell, not again!"

sizecuck

"hey, check out free willy! ha ha ha!"

lawncare

"boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh?"

patiently waiting

"two minutes early," he thought, watching the car pull into the gravel driveway below. "good boy."

dragon boy

he's on vacation

tip jar

"To become a full member of the Hellhounds, a "prospect" must be unanimously confirmed by the rest of the full club members. Before votes are cast, a "prospect" usually travels to every charter in the sponsoring charter's geographic jurisdiction (state, province, or territory) and introduces himself to every "full-patch" member. This allows each voting member to become familiar with the "prospect" and ask any questions of concern before voting. Some form of formal induction follows, wherein the "prospect" affirms his loyalty to the club and its members. The final Hellhounds patch is then awarded at the initiation ceremony. The step of attaining full membership can be called "being patched"."

"we'll get you patched-in in no time," gopher said, but the prospect was lost in his own world, drooling..

drought conditions

love a good chuck jones desert background... beep, beep!

confidence

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take!

watch the ______

"hell, i might just paint you gold!"

pragmatic

"we'll find something to do with you, don't worry..."

employee onboarding

"you got a lot of ground to cover!"

heat wave 2: hyperthermia

"fuuuck yeah, you gonna do my laundry, too?"

"i--ah! I already do your l-laundry!"

"...huh, i guess you kinda do!

cramped elevator

"these guys requested a medevac back to our room for some coconut water, haha," the gator said, winking. "you ever have coconut water before? 

biggest fan (full)

"there we go, i autographed you and everything."

biggest fan 4

"he said yes!!"

biggest fan 3

"i suck at taking compliments."

biggest fan 2

"one mississippi, two mississippi..."

biggest fan 1

"is that a leather fanny pack? at the gym?"