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Weekly Update [02-17-24] - The Countdown!

Oh my god Classified: Prisoner of War is on final approach.

That is literally all I can think of right now. Everything is going to plan though, so there's nothing fancy to report.

I don't want to spoil any more of it until release, but I do have a couple more Operation: Firestorm Sneak Peeks lined up for the coming weeks.

Speaking of which? Who do you think is going to win in the Elsa vs. Andrea fight?

Let me know in a DM or comments!

Until next week, over and out! <3

Valentine's Day Special 2024 - First Class Domination!

Ah, Valentine's Day is upon us, and the best way we can go about celebrating this lovely day in the Hex is -- by diving into an alternate timeline where Luna has her cover blown wide open, and quickly finds herself dominated by the mighty and sensual President Ana Castilho.

Although this particular scenario never actually happened in the Strikeforce Series, it's clearly inspired by the original Operation: Mile High Club and another Patreon Special we cooked up some time ago.

It's through Patreon Specials like this one that we get to explore WHAT IF scenarios in the ever growing collection, granting us the opportunity to revisit some of our favorite scenarios and villains under a new light. And honestly after this piece... I now reeeally want to feature her in an upcoming story. What do you think?

But hey, there is more!

For YOU my dear agent, I've deployed a time limited link with a 'nude' version of this piece, because ... Wait, I don't need to specify why, right? I mean ... we all wanted it right?

Grab it here before it dissolves into the ether!

Have a wonderful week agent -- stand by for the next transmission. <3

Weekly Update [02-10-24] - The Countdown!

Good day agents! We are running full tilt into the inevitable back-to-back release of Operation: Firestorm and Classified: Prisoner of War. Not gonna lie, I always get a bit antsy when we approach release day ...

Either way, we are making good progress across the board, so there's nothing to report. (No news is good news sometimes eh?)

However, as promised, this week I've published this year's Valentine's Day Special! Which incidentally also doubles as the much awaited Patreon Special featuring one of your favorite villains from the Strikeforce Series -- President Ana Castilho of the Republic of Esperança!

So don't let me keep you here for any longer and click this way to find the relevant post.

And next week, tune in for a DOUBLE Sneak Peek for you devious Shadow Agents, as the Black Book reveals to you once more, so stay tuned for that.

Over and out! <3

Classified // Prisoner of War - Exclusive Sneak Peek

When Yulia joined the company she didn't expect to find herself in this kind of situation.

 What was that saying about there being 'nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal'? She should have seen it coming. This insurgent bitch had nothing to lose. She fought back like a wild thing. Howling. Clawing. Biting her way up from the muck. While she herself had everything on the line -- her reputation, her pride and womanhood -- leaving her no choice.

She knew she'd have to kill this bitch.

Strikeforce // Operation: Firestorm - Teaser 3!

With the production of Operation: Firestorm close to wrapping up we've decided to share another close look at the pulse pounding super sexy bikini fighting tournament we've been cooking up. This time featuring a member of the Swedish Hemvärnet, the beautiful Elsa (left), facing off against Andrea (right), the daughter of an Italian mob boss and BJJ champion.

Two goddesses of war. Bodies built for combat. Glistening with sweat. Their thirst for victory burns bright.

And yet --

-- One must fall.

Their fates sealed on the arena of the exclusive tournament organized by the eccentric philanthropist known only as The Countess.

Stay tuned for more, right here!

Weekly Update [02-03-24] - The Countdown!

Good day agents! Things are rolling along as planned so I'll keep this one short and sweet. The main news item is of course -- the result of the last poll! Which is in turn already represented in the Progress Tracker above. Classified: Prisoner of War will land first in just a few weeks and right after that (with +2 bonus images), we'll have our much awaited Operation: Firestorm.

Exciting times.

On other news, I know we've had a Patreon Special long overdue. Mainly because of all the turbulence that we've had to navigate through, but hey I reckon it's time. I'd love to tell you who we'll be featuring next but I think it's going to be fun surprising you with it.

I will give a clue though: Some time ago we embarked on a quest to feature our most popular 'villains' in the Patreon Specials, and ranked them through a poll. The last girl we featured was Irina from Operation: Witching Hour, and before that, we had Alva from Operation: Dead Drop.

With that in mind, who do you reckon we are doing next?

Hehe ... I'll leave you to chew on that thought. Until next time agents.

Over and out. <3

Strikeforce // Operation: Firestorm - Exclusive Sneak Peek

Here's a look into the progress we are making in the Strikeforce Series. A beautiful moment in time burned forever into our archive of sensual violence. Behold a battle among goddesses of war as Andrea and Elsa finally clash. Bodies built for combat. Glistening with sweat. Their thirst for victory burns bright.

And yet ...

One must fall.

Mission Critical Poll: Quick Time Event!

Attention! We have two flights inbound to runway 33 and collision is imminent. Time to put your ATC hats on and make a choice ...

Pick one of the series: The chosen series will extend its production run by one week, but in turn it will gain two additional images for the final product.

Which will it be?

Weekly Update [01-27-24] - The Countdown!

Good day my sexy agents!

We've got good news and bad news. If you haven't glanced at the Progress Tracker above, please do so now. Have you spotted the dilemma yet?

Let's start with the good news! Both Operation: Firestorm AND Classified: Prisoner of War are gliding into final approach. WOOO!

The bad news? Both Operation: Firestorm AND Classified: Prisoner of War are gliding into final approach ... at the same time. DOH!

And what happens when two planes try to land on the same runway at the same time ... Well, we don't really want to find out do we? The 'wrap up and packaging' phase for any series is the most critical moment in the production timeline, and there's no way I can land two products at the same time without crashing and burning.

So, as it is tradition here at the Hex, we'll turn this inconvenience into an opportunity. You, my dear agents, will play the role of professional ATCs and pick one of the series to stay in the holding pattern for an extra week.

Of course, this means adding one whole week of production time for one of these series, but that ALSO means, the chosen project will get TWO extra panels on final release. My personal recommendation ... vote for Firestorm. I know it's been running through the production mill for the longest time, but hey, it's literally four different fights in a single storybook, so it may benefit from a bit more time in one or two of these sequences I reckon.

On the other hand, I wouldn't mind spending more time in the savage and intimate fight we are getting in Prisoner of War. Hmmm ...

Time to take action! Come this way to cast your vote agent, and see you in the next update!

Over and out! <3

Classified // Prisoner of War - Exclusive Sneak Peek

It's been a while since the last time we saw some of the action going on in Classified: Prisoner of War. After the unfortunate incident with the update and the rogue asset production for this series came to a screeching halt.

But as you can see, we are back at it again. This is just as savage and just as dirty as I remembered it. In fact this may very well become the wildest and most rage filled fight we've ever portrayed in the Classified series.

'If you really are one of us' said the lieutenant. 'You'll show us how you deal with insurgent trash.' Pressured by her squad, Yulia is forced to wrestle the prisoner into the ground, subjecting her into further humiliation and pushing Sylvie deeper into the abyss.

With their fates now entwined, both of their souls were forever lost - in the Heart of the Amazon.

Weekly Update [01-20-24] - The Countdown!

Good day agents. Oh boy do I have some spicy news for you. Don't worry about the production pipeline. All is proceeding as planned and the Progress Tracker above says it all. Nah, this little piece of news is a very different issue that came up earlier this week.

I'm not certain how many of you came from the art sharing platform called pixiv. So I don't know how many of you actually noticed, but some time at the beginning of the week, the aforementioned platform suspended my account.

The reason they stated in their most likely auto-generated email: [Realistic images that could be mistaken for real-life photographs.]

Yes, I had to blink a few times too.

After all this time we've finally done it. We've officially crossed the uncanny valley and thus shattered some moral parameters that the big P finds unacceptable. But hey, I can't even be mad about that. Because making realistic action has been the goal all along! So I'll take that as a win and move along. It's their platform after all so we have to play by their rules whatever they may be.

But the important point is that this particular event raised a very important issue.

I don't expect things to get easier in the future. I'm fully aware that what we do here is neither politically correct nor openly accepted by society at large. We all know how that goes. So there may come a time when literally all the platforms we are in will shut us out, and again, that is also ok - but we'll have to be ready for it.

That means nothing changes. We move forth as planned. But I will be on the lookout for other platforms to share our artwork on. If you by chance know of any interesting sites to keep in mind, let me know.

Drop a DM, comment or hey ... Although our server isn't fully operational, you can always write to me directly - search for 'hexnspiel' on Discord or X.

Onwards and upwards! <3

Black Book // Tie-Breaker - Teaser!

Vale University prides itself in producing the best and the brightest. The victors of today would become the leaders of tomorrow. So it was no surprise that the most powerful families sent their sons and daughters to the Vale. Hoping that one day -- they would inherit the world.

Athena Lin and Brandy Perkins had been bitter rivals since the very beginning. With the weight of their families reputation on their shoulders they would compete in every field and and every subject. Had the coach selected Brandy instead of Athena as the tennis team captain, things would be different, but this … this was more than a slight. It was an open declaration of war.

It was time to settle the score once and for all.

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Black Book: Tie-Breaker is the compounded result of the polls we ran last month. I feel we are onto something special here and can't wait to develop this project further!

This time around we aren't portraying super spies, elite soldiers, martial art experts, mysterious ancient magic or crazy technology. Just two very fiery, very competitive and veeery intense young ladies ready to put everything on the line to one-up the other.

Are you ready for this?

Weekly Update [01-13-24] - The Countdown!

Good day my dear agents! It's time for yet another Weekly Update!

There's been good progress across the board so there isn't anything more to say about that. So let's talk about the results of the End of the Year (2023) Review and what it means for the Hex moving forward.

I know I've said it before but I'll get it in there one more time to emphasize the importance of those polls. -- It's through polls just like that one that we've run every year since the beginning of the Hex that we've settled on the current content production and delivery system. The split series, the release schedule, the content type etc, they all stem from your answers in these polls.

That said, we must be doing something right because (despite my suspicions) it turns out the vast majority of you agree with how things are working right now. So I hereby announce that we are going to stay the present course for the rest of the year and crank out our trifecta of series as we've been doing for the last few months!

We will discover who wins the Countess' ultimate favor in Operation: Firestorm, traverse treacherous waters with the brutal Classified: Prisoner of War and continue exploring a whole new dimension of deviancy through the Black Book Project.

That said, today's main event is the reveal of the new volume for the Black Book and I must say I'm really excited about this one! It was designed based on the results of the polls we ran through the month of December I think we've come up with a veeery sexy scenario to develop.

Be sure to check out the relevant post for more details!

Until the next one, over and out. <3

Strikeforce // Operation: Firestorm - Exclusive Sneak Peek

BOOM! And we're back with a vengeance! Last year was hot but this year is going to be even HOTTER! I know some of you have been requesting some more Fang, so as the first Sneak Peek of the year I give you another look at the fierce action in Operation: Firestorm.

These women will have to play hard if they want to survive the Countess' game. No mercy, no quarter. Onwards and upwards my dear agents!

Weekly Update [01-06-24] - The Countdown!

The Hex factory is back in full swing as you can see in the Countdown board above. Both the Strikeforce and Classified series have received some love. At the same time, after compiling all of your Black Book poll results (and your DM'ed suggestions) I've written an outline and acquired all the relevant assets to begin work on the next volume, so you can certainly expect a teaser on the next Weekly Update!

It's going to be business as usual in the following months and as I mentioned in in the End of the Year Review poll, no matter what we decide to do in the future, we'll press on the current system at least until we wrap up Operation: Firestorm and Classified: Prisoner of War.

That said, since I know some of you have been deep in holiday heaven (or hell?) I'll leave the End of the Year Review poll open one more week. So hey, if you want your voice heard and decide on the future of the Hex in a big way, this is your once a year opportunity!

>>> Click here for: End of the Year Review <<<

That's it for now my dear agents...

Over and out! <3

Xmas Special and End of the Year Review 2023

Well, well, well agents ... We meet again at this critical turning point. I might not seem like a big deal at first glance. But THIS is the most important moment for The Hex, because it is through these End of the Year Review polls that we decide on how we are going to run things across our platforms, and it is YOU who now have the absolute power to decide on the fate of this operation.

Hey I know nobody likes polls, especially not during a weekend and right before New Years celebrations too! So I kept it real short. As in -- it's just THREE questions long.

But three critical questions that have the power to reshape how things work around here. So, if you like how things are right now, I recommend you pop in to defend this position. And if you don't like how things are right now, then I recommend you pop in to push for a change! See? Win-win. :)

>>> Click here for: End of the Year Review <<<

Thank you in advance for taking the time to help me out with this. I really appreciate that you've stuck with me through this complicated month and I can only promise that we have an amazing year of content coming up ahead.

In the meantime, party hard (but not too hard) and enjoy the Xmas Special 2023. It's shorter than the standard Storybook, but I feel these are some of the most beautiful images I've ever made. A time limited exclusive only available, here and now (until the 6th of January), never to be seen again.

>>> Click here for: Xmas Special 2023 <<<

Thank you agents. None of this is possible without your support.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! <3

Weekly Update [12-30-23] - The Countdown!

The Season of Madness is almost over and I'm just glad 2024 is right around the corner. These last few days have been fairly turbulent on my end. Adding to the pile of obstacles was some bug I caught in an airport somewhere that knocked me out for 3-4 days. Bleh.

But no matter! We are about to cross over the threshold into a brand new year and I couldn't be more excited. This is the last time you see the 'Frozen' symbols on the Countdown post as well. Same time next week not only will they be gone, but progress will have been made.

And what of all the T4 polls for the upcoming Black Book Project? Worry not. Because a Teaser for Volume III of the Black Book is already in the works.

We are going into 2024 guns blazin'!

Finally, it is also time for the Xmas Special and the End of the Year Review. So be sure to check out the relevant post for that.

Once more, thank you agents for coming along for the ride and I hope you have a fantastic New Year!

Onwards and upwards, over and out. <3

Weekly Update [12-23-23] - The Countdown!

As you can imagine things are pretty crazy right now, with the festivities hitting its peak-frenzy. I'm sure it's the same for you. But I guess I can at least say that things are proceeding as planned. The Xmas Special 2023 will be released next Saturday along with the End of the Year Review, so stay tuned for that!

Wherever you may be and whatever you are up to, I hope you have a wonderful Xmas!

<3

Weekly Update [12-16-23] - The Countdown!

Good day agents! I'm keeping it short and sweet this time around.

We are halfway through the Merry Mayhem of the Month of Madness. I hope you are all navigating these treacherous waters better than I am.

That said, I've been working on the Xmas Special and I'm happy to report that it's turning out even better than I imagined. So I pushed to make a couple of extra shots than originally planned. Yes. I just simply wanted more of it and I can't wait to share it with you.

Chin up, we are almost there.

Over and out. <3

Weekly Update [12-09-23] - The Countdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, as you probably know by now we are knee deep in Winter Zone right now, and although the mainline production has paused, I'm currently working on this years extra spicy Xmas Special, now titled Yoga Showdown -- featuring our #bestgirl Luna and the super popular Alva in the ultimate match of flexibility and endurance.

Remember, this limited edition storybook will only be available here, on Patreon, and will be delivered to all T2 agents and above on December 30th, alongside the End of the Year Review. It will not go on sale anywhere else ever again.

In parallel I'll run several mini-polls starting TODAY to decide on the next Black Book Project. These polls will be available for all T4 - Shadow Agents and pop up every two or three days. But! Because I know everyone is going through the same seasonal chaos as I am, they will remain OPEN until the very end of the month, so you can drop your input at your leisure.

Thank you agents for sticking with me this far. Until next week ...

Over and out! <3

Black Book: Lucha Libre! OUT NOW!

Jennifer was done with the Wrestling Federation. Damn the drama and the political-correctness. So she packed her bags and came to Mexico, figuring she’d capitalize on her good looks and background, carve a name for herself among the stars and seize the greatness she deserved. After all, she’d chosen her moniker for a reason.

But her immediate future wasn't looking so bright. Trapped face down, ass up between la Muerte Blanca's legs and with referee Oro Macizo fast approaching from behind she realized it was going to hurt.

Taking a deep breath and gritting her teeth she prepared for the worst - reminding herself: No pain, no gain. No pain, no gain...

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the erotic wrestling extravaganza known as Lucha Libre! An off-the-grid wrestling spectacle where two women battle for pinfalls and the referee punishes the pinned fighter in the most humiliating way possible.

Are you ready for this?

Once more must thank our daring T4 - Shadow Agents for supporting this experimental project and be sure to check out your inboxes for a direct download link!

PS: And for anyone else looking for a purchase link for this month's issue, click here!

Weekly Update [12-02-23] - The Countdown!

Good day my dear agents! It's a LAUNCH DAY today so I'm mega excited, however there are a few other news items to go through so don't run off yet!

Last week's Xmas Special poll has ended and your top pick is veeeery clear. Got a thing for Alva? Well then, we'll have her keep us up through this wintry merry season alongside our #bestgirl -- Luna of course.

I've taken note of the interest in Ichika's partner in crime and highly underrated mistress -- Dr. Yui as well. I'll keep her in hold for now as the Alva/Luna/Yui mix doesn't gel for me (at least not right now), but we'll surely bring her out to play in the near future.

Coming back to this week's main event though, I'm super happy that we got Black Book: Lucha Libre! out of the gate.

I'd say this is a very special project, but I realize I've been saying that about basically every project. But hey, it's true you know? Given the exploratory and varied nature of our projects I always strive to try new things in every single new story.

This time around we dove face first into the world of Mexican luchadores, giving it the usual hex-spin to spice things up, so I hope you enjoy the end product as much as I loved making it!

Also since the Black Book project slot is now open once again, and we'll take a month long break for the holidays, we'll have plenty of time to plan out the NEW project that will take that spot. So tell you what ...

Besides the traditional Patreon Exclusive Xmas Special and the End of the Year Review event, I'll be running a few polls spread throughout the month for our daring T4 agents. Together, we'll come up with the next story that will enter the Black Book production cycle. Hey, it's why you are here after all eh?

That's all for now, be sure to check out the launch post right here, and don't hesitate to throw your feedback in the comments or DMs!

Over and out. <3

Strikeforce // Operation: Firestorm - Exclusive Sneak Peek

Luna had heard the saying 'kicking up a storm' before, however she had never seen someone actually do it. Aiko was no fighter - she was a popular gravure idol - but beneath the facade of subdued sensuality and quiet demeanor hid a lethal machine. Tempered by the fires of a cutthroat industry and oiled to perfection by years of discipline.

Everything she had sacrificed had led her to this moment. The sweat, tears, and blood. It all came down to this moment.

Please let it be worth it. She whispered. I will prevail. I will escape. Then I will find you.

Patreon Exclusive - Xmas Special 2023

Welcome to the casting couch my dear agents. We are gathered here to select the girls who will be featured in this year's Patreon Exclusive - Xmas Special 2023. Wait. What's that? I hear Timmy back there asking … great question Timmy.

I'll give a quick explanation for our newest members, but if you want a more detailed rundown of what exactly will happen during the next month (December) be sure to check out this update right here.

December is a special month for the Hex. Normal operations go into a holding pattern but that doesn't mean the fun stops. Every year during the merriest season of them all I craft a custom made mini-story meant as a special thank you, exclusively here, on Patreon for all T2 agents and above. This story does not go on sale on Gumroad or gets published on any other platform. It's a one off event made for those who want to stick with me through the cold, cold month of December.

Aaaand to keep us hot and focused, this story will be a hybrid fight/sex-fight piece featuring your favorite characters, in a style that would normally feature only in Classified tier stories.

This is what this poll is for of course. It's a multiple choice poll, so pick any/all of your favorite characters. After the poll closes I shall pick two (or three) of the most voted girls, drop them into a scenario and weave a story worthy of our ever growing collection.

[By the way, I've intentionally excluding the new girls from Operation: Firestorm. I feel they need to get published before we can consider them official characters within the canon of the Hex.]

This of course will be THE special project for the month and the delivery date will be the last week of December, coinciding with the the End of the Year Review event!

So what are you waiting for my friend? Pick your poison.

PS: Oh and if you have any crazy recommendations or requests, be sure to drop me a DM. If the stars align and the ingredients are right, whatever you suggest might make the final cut. ;)

Weekly Update [11-25-23] - The Countdown!

Good day agents and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are all doing well. Things on my end have been proceeding as planned. We've made solid progress on Operation: Firestorm, be sure to check out the Sneak Peek here!

On the other hand Black Book: Lucha Libre! has wrapped up production successfully and it's in line for official launch on the 2nd of December (next Saturday!).

The other thing we are doing today is a very special poll for you ladies and gentlemen to choose the cast for this year's Patreon Exclusive - Xmas Special 2023. As you'd imagine, this is a time limited poll, so don't miss it.

Without further ado, click here for the poll and so we can get down to business. Pick the best (or meanest) girls and let's end this year with style!

Over and out. <3

Weekly Update [11-18-23] - The Countdown!

Hear ye, hear ye!

Still under the influence of 'Cannibalize Protocol' the work has progressed at great speed! I'm pretty excited about Black Book: Lucha Libre! Deadline is right around the corner but it's also gained a few bonus panels. You can't see me but I'm smirking and nodding with approval.

That said, we need to talk about December.

Traditionally it's been a very complicated month for Hex production due to the overlapping of increased day  family requirements, job responsibilities and seasonal events. For those reasons, the production of storybooks is paused until the beginning of January. But at the same time, it's a very important month for us as a community, because it's the time when decisions are made regarding the future of the Hex!

What exactly DOES HAPPEN in December then? (I hear you asking.) Well here is a convenient guideline that will help you decide if you stick around for it or not ...

A. Based on the current timeline I can already tell that Black Book: Lucha Libre! will be launching on the 2nd of December. It still has one more week of production left, then another week of post production (the wrap up and packaging), then the launch.

B. Just like last year, I plan to make a seasonal exclusive mini-story as well. Whether it follows up on the Winter Queen storyline or it becomes something else entirely will depend on a poll I'll open in a couple of weeks, in which you, my dear agent, will choose your favorite girls. And just as last year, this mini-story will be delivered to all T2 agents and above!

C. Last but not least - The End of the Year Review! This is the month where we look back at everything we've done (or not done) through the year 2023 and I collect your input in regards to how things should proceed henceforth. This is after all what has kept us running these last three years. Whether it is the content type, the countdown system, the parallel projects tracks, etc, everything has been built up so far based on your input. But as all things living we are always open to adaptation and change! So if you were hoping to help me refine the system or even change it outright, this is the time to do it.

Aaaaand that's all for today. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Take a breather, gather your strength  and prepare for another barrage of madness next week!

Onwards and upwards - over and out! <3

Strikeforce // Operation: Firestorm - Exclusive Sneak Peek

Elsewhere on Sinu Island, in another ruined courtyard, the plucky fitness influencer Skye lunged headfirst into Fang's midsection. She had seized the initiative with a wild gamble. but it was the only way she knew how to fight.

Glancing down at her petit opponent, Fang sneered. 'Oh you little bitch. Let me teach you a lesson or two... ' She thought to herself and swooped down for the kill.

There was no way this young girl could outperform the veteran femme fatale - or was there?

Weekly Update [11-11-23] - The Countdown!

Good day agents!

This week, we activated the 'Cannibalize Protocol' due to the unfortunate event that occurred last week with what shall be known forthwith as 'that hair incident' in the Classified project, and just as planned we turbo charged the production of Operation: Firestorm and the Black Book: Lucha Libre!

I was thrilled. I was excited. I was happy!

So you can imagine my face when suddenly 'that hair incident' struck again in one of the scenes from Operation: Firestorm. I guess I should have seen it coming. With so many characters involved, one or more of them would catch the dreaded bug eh?

But please, don't panic. I am actually here to tell you that the Daz-community (not the actual company but the people who work with the software) came to the rescue. As by the time the second incident struck, a clever workaround was found. Indeed it was 'a hair issue' and it affected several assets that were incompatible with the so-called-updates that Daz Studio had recently launched. However, by flipping a few levers here and there, the problem could be bypassed entirely!

You know what that means right? It means that even though we'll stay the course with our current 'Cannibalize Protocol' by the time we swing around and get back to the production of Classified: Prisoner of War, we won't have to do something silly as change her hair entirely. We can fix the issue and move on. We have the technology.

Personally I'm just glad we (the Hex community) were able to navigate around the problem efficiently. Shifting lanes allowed us to keep things running smoothly without losing any production time. In a few weeks after the launch of Black Book we'll figure out how to 'give back' to the Classified series and bring it back to speed as well.

Either way, I'm just proud of having you all as part of this journey.

Onwards and upwards,

Over and out. <3

Strikeforce // Operation: Firestorm - Exclusive Sneak Peek

Shots fired! Fatima opens a whole can of whoop-ass on the cocky blonde with a power-slap that knocks her flat on her back.  Enough to smack some humility into Candy? Perhaps not. But at least it wiped her smirk right off.

Stay tuned for more next week!

MISSION CRITICAL DECISION (Please don't skip this.)

The problem at hand is described at length in this week's Weekly Update, check that out for a full picture. Once you are ready to commit to a decision,  please come back to this poll and help me decide on the best course of action!