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FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 1/30

Added 2026-01-30 16:28:41 +0000 UTC

BROTHERS! Brothers, Brothers, Brothers… It’s time. What time is it you may ask? Time to piss yourself in excitement because another FLASHGITZ FRIDAY is finally here!

Don’t get it all over the rug.

If you’re not pissing in excitement, then you probably aren’t one of the Brothers who are waiting on their Space King relic box! Everyone who got theirs is having their minds blown by the sweet Space King goodies inside!

Don’t forget to blow the holy incense in the faces of any females you see!

If you haven’t gotten yours yet, you should have gotten an email updating you on your order. You WILL get it, so promise me that when it arrives that you will give all the other non-supporters a chronic dose of FOMO. Deal?

So what’s on the agenda today? Space King’s progress has been full steam ahead! The animatic has been finished and our designers have been pumping out props and poses for the cartoon like crazy.

So today, I wanted to show off the designs the Space King squad has been bringing to life as we prepare to animate this monster of an episode. Take a peek at what they’ve been up to!

A lot of different guns that are much too frail for a Psycho Warrior’s massive hands.

Demonic eating utensils. Good for.. I dunno. Deviled eggs? Shrimp diavolo? Something devily.

Some of the different bombs designed for the episode. Some of them look like they’d kill you even if they don’t explode.

The “Gayest Psycho Warrior” medal of honor. Who on the squad deserves it the most?

A fat stogie that Hatemonger will put out on Chestnut’s head. Or eye. We haven’t decided.

We also have a lot of special poses being made! Special poses are drawings that help the animators pose the rigs accurately. What are the characters actually doing? You won’t know without context! How important is context? I don’t know, take a look at the big burly naked men below and figure that out for yourself!

What could POSSIBLY be the context here? Place your guesses below! Gay guesses will result in a ban.

Just two homies dancing naked together. Notice Hatemonger being repulsed, not aroused. So keep that in mind in the future when you’re drawing your fucked-up fan fiction.

Chestnut and his jar of honey he stole from some telepathic yellow bear sporting a red shirt.

Some of the humans in the Space King world being attacked by gay ghosts.

A human holding his bag of rations: 200 McNuggets.

Bryce doing a sick trick on his invisible skateboard.

Bryce politely brings Chestnut’s misplaced globulous back to him. How thoughtful!

Chesnut’s father berates him during the fishing trip for forgetting the cooler.

WOW! I love looking at special poses. It’s like a sneak peek on what some of the important moments of the cartoon will look like. Especially the ones with Captain and Bryce’s cocks flopping around. Those are super important.

That’s all the Space King updates I have for you today! As you can see, Episode 5 is still a ways out, so be patient, Brothers! Patience is a virtue, so if you have no other virtues, let it be that one. But don’t worry, there’s always the Tom and Don channel to keep you busy while you wait! And boy, do we have a great episode for you today!

Today’s episode is about Why Humans ARE The Good Guys in Warhammer 40k! There’s been a lot of debate on how there are no good guys in 40k, but if you’re a human, you know that’s the WRONG ANSWER and you are a TRAITOR if you disagree!

Don begins debating the young and stupid Warhammer fans (mostly Eldar players!)

This is a human supremacist safe space. If you’re not human, DO NOT WATCH.

Don’s plastic surgery addiction has been getting out of HAND.

Everything humans do in 40k is done for a very good reason! So head on over to the Tom and Don channel to see what those reasons are!

Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! We can’t wait to show you Episode 5, so stick around to see more updates! And of course, I want to thank all you Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and Very Greedy Brothers for your generous support of Space King. Without you, Space King would be fake, gay, lame, and all the other derogatory words to describe big company animation projects.

So again, thank you, Brothers, and Praise Be!

NOW ONTO THE FAN ART!