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FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 01/16

Added 2026-01-16 15:31:53 +0000 UTC

Brothers! If it isn’t my favorite group of miscreants here for their favorite weekly erotic newsletter, Flashgitz Friday!

I can’t wait to get into all the salacious little production updates, but firstly, I want to remind you guys that there’s only 2 days left to get your Space King Kingsmas merch! The sale ends on the 18th, so get your orders in by then if you haven’t already!

You don’t want to miss out on the first official Space King vinyl figures! Any jokes about putting them in a jar and I’ll have you flayed.

It looks like it’s been a great week for Space King fans! A lot of you seem to be getting your lunchboxes after what probably felt like an eternity. Keep an eye out and track your order if you haven’t gotten it already! If your package said “returned to sender”, it was just a little issue with the bìyùn tào setting off all the alarms at the Chinese border, but it should all be fixed now!

Gorgeous isn’t it? Don’t let your sandwich get moldy in there or we’ll come for you.

Now onto what you came here for: the tasty, scrumptious, nutritious PRODUCTION UPDATES!

We’ve been getting the tracks greased up for episode 5, which I’ve mentioned before is VERY ambitious. This week, we’ve been continuously working on the animatic, buffing out all the scratches and knocking everything into place. It’s been a process, but the level of detail we’re spending on this episode is well-worth it. As you can see from some of the screenshots below, we’re so dedicated to this episode’s quality that we’ve even had a 3d model constructed of the episode’s train.

Take a look at some more shots from the animatic!

“You didn’t tell US you were going to the giftshop…”

Chestnut faces off against Scorpion in this episode. GET OVER HERE!

A heretic’s interrogation tactic. Can Captain refrain long enough from spilling?

Captain gets ready for his heavy-metal vocalist solo. Mi mi mi mi miiii~!

But just because the animatic is being finished up doesn’t mean we can’t keep cracking the whip on our other workers! The background and assets department are locked tf in and are cracking designs out of the park. I think they’ve reached a new peak with this episode. What do you all think?

Some color tests for Space King big brass bell-end.

Space King’s vaporizer, where heretics will be judged to a pile of ashes on the floor.

Some color tests for the train. Which ones do you guys like the most? I already made a decision, but I wanna see if you guys agree with me.

A few angles of a couple of drilldos.

A good look at the train on War World. What good is an autistic space fantasy without trains?

A handful of designs for some castle assholes.

A few naked wizards waving their wands around.

A much more grand wizard with his regal garb.

This episode is shaping up to be our best, brothers! It’s only up from here! We’re slated to begin animation within the next few weeks, then it’s REALLY on then. I’m very excited for where this episode is headed and I hope you are too! It’s a hype-train of insane proportions, so be patient and keep tuning in to see how the episode shapes up!

If you’re still feeling impatient, tide yourselves over with some Tom and Don!

Today’s episode of Tom and Don is about how GAY each of the generations are. Today it’s all about rizz and 67ing, but do you remember when you had to rawr and XD your way through a girl’s DMs just to get a crumb of pussy? Ah, the good old days!

A room full of generational nostalgia to talk about adulting, doggos, and The Office for these two millennials!

Test-driving new catchphrases.

Don regales us with the tale of how he met his wife at a Hello Kitty rave.

Don’t forget to tune in to today’s Tom and Don episode! It’ll make you crave the good ol’ days of hunting and berry picking.

Well, brothers, that does it for today’s Flashgitz Friday! And as usual, thank you to all our lovely Brothers, Greedy Brothers, and VERY Greedy Brothers! Your contribution means we can put the very best effort we can into every episode of Space King and keeps those money-grubbing Networks from turning Episode 5’s War World into.. I don’t know.. Love and Tolerance World? Sounds gay, huh? Luckily you’re here to keep that from happening, so thank you, brothers! We couldn’t do it without you.

Now let’s get to the fan art!