SUPER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Added 2026-01-13 21:06:20 +0000 UTCIf you ordered the No Girls Allowed Relic Box, there's a chance that your package was mistakenly returned due to SOMETHING in the box being marked as "contraband".
They agreed to ship them out after I told them that all of you swore to pinky-promise not to use them. Don't let me down. Thank you for your patience 🙏
Comments
Still waiting on an email update.
Parker Groseclose
2026-01-27 09:48:49 +0000 UTCHey man please shoot us a dm and we'll resolve this for you!
Flashgitz
2026-01-25 04:41:32 +0000 UTCOkay so just being clear are the chastity seal usable
Fingatoni
2026-01-23 02:16:23 +0000 UTCI just received my lunchbox and it came in dented
Kyle Robert Miller
2026-01-22 20:43:32 +0000 UTCBrother, they did say it was a case only.
E'kaika
2026-01-21 18:11:30 +0000 UTCwould love an eta
Commissar_Yk
2026-01-21 15:47:34 +0000 UTCDo we know how long is going to be
ben leigh
2026-01-20 10:26:26 +0000 UTCcan I have an extra one laying around
John Cornelius
2026-01-19 03:31:43 +0000 UTCHaven't gotten a sent out notification for the box yet, but got my shirt/hoodie
Schwoaza Peda
2026-01-17 03:50:51 +0000 UTCWhat details need to be waited on? THIS IS HERESY!
Thicc_Boi_Smol
2026-01-16 16:59:38 +0000 UTCIm somewhat upset that after I got my lunch box, the lighter was empty. I really wanted to use it when I smoke. Space King isn't pleased :(
3reedom
2026-01-16 16:19:21 +0000 UTCYup my part 2 was delayed and im in oregon they do infront of public schools
Justin Mathias
2026-01-16 16:03:58 +0000 UTCI'm still waiting and super looking forward to that box
BZMC
2026-01-16 12:10:40 +0000 UTCContraband?! I love it
Alexander Szabo
2026-01-15 11:59:05 +0000 UTCSpace king really wants me to use them
Mouseman
2026-01-15 09:42:12 +0000 UTC2026 Goal: How many new warning labels can this FlashGitz community create?
Buckets of Fun
2026-01-15 03:42:21 +0000 UTCHoly shit based Second Son!
Jacob Sivetz
2026-01-15 02:51:10 +0000 UTC"For Academic Purposes." If you see something to FAP by, leave it be. It's for improving one's mind. Or something. (Definitely not what you're thinking about, BARRY.)
Jenny Everywhere
2026-01-14 22:12:02 +0000 UTCI better get what I paid for they're no good to me dead
Michael A Benge
2026-01-14 20:00:33 +0000 UTCThis guy is asking the real questions... 👍😆
RedRam-Ipsen
2026-01-14 19:37:39 +0000 UTCI understand that you may have gripes with China but the quality of this stuff is actually good. I have almost all the the space king merch and it's super good.
Jacob Hickmott
2026-01-14 17:58:46 +0000 UTCWhat if I use it for personal abuse? Just for the bit. Or is it like a Spencer's gag gift where its not only garbage, but it will also give me a rash?
####TooMuchTV####
2026-01-14 17:58:24 +0000 UTCI wonder if inFamous Second Son had the same problem.
Internet Z
2026-01-14 17:56:01 +0000 UTCdon't worry, we're space king fans, there's no way we're EVER gonna be using that relic
jackson diego c-g
2026-01-14 17:09:37 +0000 UTCMine doesn't say anything. Probably because I didn't order one.
ShellShockOIF
2026-01-14 15:13:17 +0000 UTCLol, that's hilarious
Something something crackerbarrell... im out of name ideas
2026-01-14 15:06:43 +0000 UTC'Waiting on Details'.
Ikaika kekai
2026-01-14 09:21:44 +0000 UTCMine says waiting on details as well
Germ
2026-01-14 09:16:53 +0000 UTCmine just says 'Waiting for details', should I be worried?
Munt
2026-01-14 08:29:47 +0000 UTCI hope we all get a E-mail with some new tracking info soon so far my original order shows as delivered/returned.
ThisGuy_83
2026-01-14 08:08:33 +0000 UTCMine was returned but support was on it right away. Cant wait til it gets here.
TrundleTheGreat
2026-01-14 07:21:58 +0000 UTCFor me it still says “waiting on details”
Xowatle
2026-01-14 07:03:25 +0000 UTCThis happened to me! I was so confused when I saw it was returned to sender
Parker Groseclose
2026-01-14 06:58:26 +0000 UTCWatch someone get knocked up and they name the kid Bryce.
Jacob Sivetz
2026-01-14 02:55:37 +0000 UTCBruh I’m saving that for my wedding night
Bradicus Grammaticus
2026-01-14 02:15:42 +0000 UTCIll wait as long as I have to. Prai Sabe
I_Is_Enginere
2026-01-14 01:18:29 +0000 UTCChina problems - pretty lame and if the next thing I preordered comes from China, I am not gonna order it.
Dr Dangalang
2026-01-14 00:56:41 +0000 UTCAny word on when they WILL be shipped out?
Ms Mhu
2026-01-13 23:22:16 +0000 UTC[GREED INTENSIFIES]
Greedmonger
2026-01-13 22:41:59 +0000 UTCCan confirm the hoodies made it but the lunch box didn't. Did the heretards at customs outlaw relics?
Jayson Alexander
2026-01-13 22:41:20 +0000 UTCIt’s unlikely but I hope you guys restock on the previous merch. I only started getting into Space King before Episode 4 came out & I missed out on the Hatemonger Cereal & No Girls Allowed Lunch Box. I Pray To Space King for previous merch to come back.
Max Kennedy
2026-01-13 22:40:42 +0000 UTCThose are considered contraband? Jesus lmao no wonder I had mine taken back.
Infamous Nightraid
2026-01-13 22:31:59 +0000 UTCeveryone knows real Psycho Warriors hit it raw - spread the.... "word"...of Space King's glory.
Eric Gee
2026-01-13 22:10:36 +0000 UTCPRAISE BE FOR SAFE PASSAGE OF THE CHASTITY BALLOON!
Oliver Lindsey
2026-01-13 22:06:40 +0000 UTC😂
Jonathan Martin
2026-01-13 22:06:14 +0000 UTCI assume it was returned because it wasn’t space king sized
Aaron Masters
2026-01-13 22:04:13 +0000 UTCThat's ok, I'm too busy listening to HateMonger explain his theory about how ALIENS (shakes fist) have some "great" plan to replace humans, and how that has something to do with the galactic financial system... It's all very confusing, but he's a great teacher!
SarahJRandomNumbers
2026-01-13 22:02:09 +0000 UTCIt's cool guys, I don't use condoms anyway.
Magnum
2026-01-13 21:47:20 +0000 UTCMany space king babies in 9-10 months
Mittenz
2026-01-13 21:46:53 +0000 UTC"For entertainment and educational purposes only"
Patrick Mathews
2026-01-13 21:40:37 +0000 UTCAll I know is that its not meant for use with girls or something like that... right?
Nerdy
2026-01-13 21:39:20 +0000 UTCHow would they even know what’s in the box? And why on earth would a condom be considered “contraband”?!
Tony
2026-01-13 21:31:14 +0000 UTCWho’s creative idea caused this delay? Wasn’t the same booger eater who thought acid wash was cool, was it?
Refill my Meds
2026-01-13 21:30:05 +0000 UTCI was wondering about that gang thanks for the heads up
Isaac Rice
2026-01-13 21:27:58 +0000 UTCMine hasn't even shipped yet according to the website
David
2026-01-13 21:25:40 +0000 UTCNice! Can't wait to use the contraband
Seth Little
2026-01-13 21:23:53 +0000 UTCit’s plastic which means it’s reusable right?
Patrick Molloy
2026-01-13 21:23:45 +0000 UTCWTH BRO, how about just don't use it at all.
spacedorito98
2026-01-13 21:23:17 +0000 UTCRemember all, it's "No Girls Allowed" so only use the contraband on/with the boys.
Jin
2026-01-13 21:18:15 +0000 UTCGlad yall are helping with this! I was so worried 😟
Demon2u
2026-01-13 21:16:46 +0000 UTCI was just going to display it’s in my lighted glass case.
Chesly Davis
2026-01-13 21:16:05 +0000 UTCThat's hilarious. My Patreon dollars going to spring Tom and Don from an international prison.
VonSpooky
2026-01-13 21:15:41 +0000 UTCI honestly want to know what company you guys commissioned to have Space King, Praise be, put on ""Contraband""
Jacob Hickmott
2026-01-13 21:15:01 +0000 UTCI swear that i not even planned to use that. Not going let our Space King down🙌
Lukas.Voj
2026-01-13 21:14:37 +0000 UTCI wont be using it, as it will be cherished as a holy relic. but why per chance couldn't I?
Jason Carter
2026-01-13 21:14:34 +0000 UTCLmao so that’s what happened
theblueknight51
2026-01-13 21:14:29 +0000 UTCNice, I super pinky promise
Justin Sherrell
2026-01-13 21:14:09 +0000 UTCAh, thx for notifying. And I promise on Space King himself, Praise be to, I will not use "it".
iDankD Patreon
2026-01-13 21:13:58 +0000 UTCI definitely will not use the "contraband"
Jacob Hickmott
2026-01-13 21:13:08 +0000 UTCNext relic box should have a single special space king sock. That should get past those pesky contraband sniffers.
Tyler Eckhardt
2026-01-13 21:13:03 +0000 UTCI personally just can’t wait for it. I’ve been thinking about it nonstop.
Paul Dowdy
2026-01-13 21:12:54 +0000 UTCThey dont want us to practice the "Safe Sex" so they can take our kids to make more PSYCHO WARRIORS
DerMetmann
2026-01-13 21:12:31 +0000 UTCI was wondering where it was
Christian Sobecki
2026-01-13 21:12:26 +0000 UTCI pinky promise to get my gf pregnant to make more psycho warriors done worry
Commander Cicada
2026-01-13 21:12:21 +0000 UTCWill we get an email when it ships? I haven’t even seen that yet
Poops
2026-01-13 21:12:19 +0000 UTCUnrelated to this but when are you guys going to be sending out the psycho warrior vinyl figure
Cerberus72
2026-01-13 21:12:08 +0000 UTCPraise be, I was worried when my relic box was returned to sender
Flayed Father Nehehyr
2026-01-13 21:11:58 +0000 UTCAh that explains why iv not had a update. Space King as my witness I will not use the contraband item.
The Boar
2026-01-13 21:11:39 +0000 UTCWell my Relic box still not even shipped, so we will see... I hope it will arrive without problems.
DarkTales
2026-01-13 21:11:32 +0000 UTCCan’t wait to get mine brothers praise be space king
smoky 163
2026-01-13 21:11:30 +0000 UTCI was wondering why I got only the hoodie
WaterSage575
2026-01-13 21:11:21 +0000 UTCThey’re gonna use the Globule Protector
MoreUggaDuggas
2026-01-13 21:11:03 +0000 UTCI'll double pinky promise
Jackson Richmond
2026-01-13 21:11:01 +0000 UTCSo important they told us about it twice
Axel Drabek
2026-01-13 21:11:00 +0000 UTCLmao that's gas😂
Batteriesss
2026-01-13 21:10:53 +0000 UTCThis is obviously the work of aliens!
Very-Very-Voltron
2026-01-13 21:10:44 +0000 UTCThis happened to me for sure lol I was surprised the shipping said returned.
Dire_Dwarf
2026-01-13 21:10:44 +0000 UTCI don't think you have to worry about us Space King fans using that "Contraband".
Conner
2026-01-13 21:10:42 +0000 UTCLmao omg this has me laughing my ass off
AdventureDuck
2026-01-13 21:10:40 +0000 UTCWho exactly classed it as contraband?
Icarus
2026-01-13 21:10:30 +0000 UTCNice
NubbSwoleduerland
2026-01-13 21:10:20 +0000 UTCI Pinky Promise
grim artifact
2026-01-13 21:10:19 +0000 UTCHa that’s hilarious
Grady Conroy
2026-01-13 21:10:14 +0000 UTCGoofy ahh nigga
Thumbus Thimbus
2026-01-13 21:10:02 +0000 UTCPraise be!
Ethan Orenstein
2026-01-13 21:10:01 +0000 UTCAt least I'm allergic to latex, so not like I could use it anyways.
Christina
2026-01-13 21:09:50 +0000 UTC
