FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 11/28

Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you get only the most titillating updates of your favorite cartoon on the internet, Space King!

I hope you all had a wonderful week! Yesterday, brothers all across America celebrated Thanksgiving. What did you bring to the table? Turkey? Pie? Crime statistics? 

An amazing Space King Thanksgiving GIF by ThatGuyFromShcool on Newgrounds! Happy Thanksgiving to you, too! SORRY I’M TOO STUPID TO SAVE THE GIF SO IT’S ACTUALLY ANIMATED! I TRIED FOR 30 MINUTES!

No matter where you’re from, I know all of us here at Flashgitz are thankful for YOU, just as we know you’re thankful for us, your humble cartoon huckers. 

Brothers, oh, brothers, do I have news for you! We’re finally at a point in Space King 4 where I can vaguely share details of its potential release date! As many of you have, I assume, predicted, SPACE KING 4 SHOULD BE OUT EARLY DECEMBER! 

Have you ever seen a cartoon produced at such a speed!? Don’t answer that. Our elite team of artists and animators have been working tirelessly to make sure you get Space King as soon as humanly possible. Believe me, we’re whipping them as hard as we can. And remember, all of our cruel acts of subjugation are for you!

I know you’re just champing at the bit to watch the new episode (yes, it’s “champing”. I looked it up), but it’ll be here sooner than you think, brothers! In the meantime, put up your tree, hang your stockings, and make sure to wait until the very last possible second to buy anybody a gift. 

While you do that I’ll supply you with more juicy production updates, starting with animation!

Space-Tokyo Drift

“No, brother! Too much info from the Statisdisc could cost us our channel!”

Chestnut cucks Bryce. 

When a megachurch can’t afford a big screen, they get a bunch of little screens. I’ve seen it happen!

Something about the new guy seems fishy.. Is Bryce’s gaydar going off?

Yes, there will be sweet ship stunts that you can replicate with a bath toy.

Boy, this bath toy can really SQUEEZE through tight spaces! :-)

I didn’t want to yap too much before showing you guys progress, but animation is, if not mostly, done! Comp has been carrying on completing a lot of the shots. All that’s left is to tastefully tease you all with the completed clips.

But that’s not all we have for you guys this week! All of the backgrounds are completed as well! It’s just a matter of plug-and-play to get these shots finished and made into a final toon! 

We’re very close, lads. See for yourself!

The destroyed remains of a Psycho Warrior’s man-cave. Good riddance. Man-caves are gay.

A ship parked at the long, pink, bulging Freudian Peaks.

Would you step into the molding chamber? You wouldn’t get armor, you’d just get crushed.

The Space Hanger, with a Space Garage Door and the Space Garages. Please don’t put those on the wiki, I’m just trying to be funny.

The control station that records all the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.

Which of your favorite characters will be abandoned on a moon? Leave your guess below!

Your seat as a patron in the Flashgitz Mansion

So as you can see, brothers, it’s gotten pretty, brothers, we’re getting seriously close to the end. But as we approach the finish line, some of you might find that it’s hard to wait for Flashgitz stuff. Not to worry! Because we have a second channel that we post weekly videos on that you can chew on – TOM AND DON!

The topic for this week’s video is about Warhammer 40k Retcons. The 40k universe has had a lot of changes over the years. Like, squats are back? And there are FEMALE CUSTODES? Check out today’s video to see everything there is to say about that SHITE.

Don’t fuck with us Warhammer 40k fans. We don’t even play our own game.

Are you having fun yet?

I’m glad SOME OF US had a proper childhood.

If you or a loved one has been abused by Games Workshop’s shoddy lore, watch today’s Tom and Don video on the second channel! I promise you’ll laugh.

Well, brothers, that’s it for today’s Flashgitz Friday! And don’t think I forgot to thank all you beautiful Brothers and Greedy Brothers who make everything possible! We seriously can’t thank you enough, and we can’t wait for you all to see Space King episode 4 VERY soon! It’s going to blow your little minds. Thank you for your patience, brothers!

Time for the Flashgitz Friday Fan Art!

u/Spettelt finished his hilarious comic about fixing Terry’s retardation! Go read the whole thing on Reddit! It’s a great lighthearted romp.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SPACEKING/comments/1p5gz8h/fanart_comic_space_king_restoring_terry

A sweet Vitruvian Hatemonger by u/Kitchen_Rip_7151 . First fat guy to get this as a back tattoo gets a retweet.

A portrait of our beloved Captain by @EyeballDrawer on Twitter. He looks almost determined, like he’s going to earn his Geno-bombs back.

See you next week, Brothers!

Praise Be!