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FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 11/07

Added 2025-11-07 18:08:08 +0000 UTC

Brothers! It’s finally here! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! FLASHGITZ FRIDAY!

That’s right! Healthy and educational production updates shipped right to your phone and/or computer! If you’re still at work on this wonderful Friday, now would be the time to pretend to use the bathroom so you can read said updates.

Don’t worry, you won’t get in trouble.

Probably.

Boy have I got a slew of juicy updates for you today! We’ve been hard at work over here at the cartoon factory making the 4th episode of your favorite natural home-grown toon, Space King. Space King Episode 4 may be holiday-themed, but it’s not gonna be some limp-dick 8 minute Christmas special. It’s gonna be HUGE, and the speed we’ve been working at is possible thanks to the staff we’ve built up over the course of the last three episodes (the staff that your dollerydoos paid for! THANK YOU!)

How fast are we talking about? Well, I just received word through the antennae connected to my brainstem that all the clean lines for backgrounds have been approved a day ahead of schedule! And if we keep up this rate, the finished backgrounds will be done a few days ahead of schedule!

TL:DR WE’RE ON TRACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is great news because people like getting stuff on time. I know you do, especially since you’re the ones paying for it! Plus, we’d look pretty fucking retarded if we released a holiday episode after Christmas.

In terms of the actual animation, we’re in the middle of the compositing process for a lot of the shots, with many of them just being the lighting on the characters themselves.

Check out the progress!

Chestnut helping the blind homie to the bathroom (he’ll help him aim, too.)

Sometimes I forget these little bastards are like 10’ tall or something. Watch him scurry to the ship like an ant.

What sort of violent tendencies rest behind this baby-faced soldier?

Bryce catches Chestnut in the act of doing something gay.

Never seen a man hold this many balls in his life. And it’s not even Chestnut!

It’s a nail-biting aerial maneuver, not a sex joke! Or does thinking it could be a sex joke say something about me?

I think this episode looks fantastic. How about you? Maybe you guys would prefer some completed backgrounds for your toon? Well look no further, because we already have a few that are (more or less) done!

Take a look!

I always thought the lines in the ship’s windshield kind of looked like angry, vicious, slobber.

The room where Psycho Warriors are born. No females required!

The cabins for the PW’s annual winter camping trip.

Many sermons were given at this very podium. None merch-related, unfortunately.

If Female Psycho Warriors were to ever exist, this is probably how they’d park.

POV: You’re a globule floating in a jar

Don’t these backgrounds look fucking awesome? What’s that? You want animated and composited shots ON TOP of completed backgrounds? Now you guys are just getting greedy.. BUT I’ll try to oblige in the following weeks as we make progress busting out the rest of this toon.

But if you guys are that STARVED for content, we still have the Tom and Don channel! Get your jar ready, because this week we’re discussing “The Most Goonable Warhammer Miniatures!” Only the most sophisticated content for our audience.

Here’s a sneak peek at the episode!

Whew! Is it getting steamy in here?

We have the best editors in the whole world.

22 year old Don makes a special appearance in today’s episode.

Don’t let the first two screenshots fool you, because you might be surprised to find that today’s episode is a lot more sophisticated than you think! Maybe. Actually probably not. It’s probably exactly what you think.

Alright gang gang, that does it for today’s Flashgitz Friday! I hope your little tummy is full from all the updates I’ve been feeding you, but keep that appetite because the next episode of SPACE KING will be here before you know it! And as usual, thank you to all our Brothers and Greedy Brothers for your generous support! Space King is entirely funded by you, and I know you’re all going to love where the series is headed!

Praise Be to YOU!

Now let’s get to the fan art!

This super sick Psycho Warrior cross-section by @Houndhammer on Twitter. This is awesome, and the attention to detail truly puts all our autism to shame.

Some very cool BUT HERETICAL art of a female Psycho Warrior by @KaiserSlug on Twitter. The blue flames are pretty cool though. Blue is a boy color, you know!