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FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/10

Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday! Every decision in your life has brought you to this crossroad. Every bug you’ve ever stopped on, every nut you’ve ever busted, and every slur you’ve ever said has nudged your destiny several degrees so that you’d end up here, reading this week’s Flashgitz Friday. That’s a pretty good destiny if you ask me!

Let’s kick off the blogpost with some good news! Since Space King 3’s release, the subreddit r/SpaceKing has nearly doubled in members!

We went from 20k members to nearly 40k in less than two weeks! Yes we use Reddit. So?

Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s Reddit. You don’t have to tell me twice. But think of it this way: Space King, something actually cool on Reddit, kind of cancels out the fact that Reddit is for limp-wristed perverts who watch John Oliver. 

Now let’s kick off some of the production updates on SPACE KING 4!

Space King 4’s production is going VERY well. Some of the departments are on time, and some of the departments are actually AHEAD of schedule! I’m not sure we’re actually behind in any of the departments (knock on wood), which is something that I don’t think we’ve experienced so far during Space King’s entire run. It’s a blessing we could only have because of all you sweet and beautiful patrons. 

So where are we at? Right now in the animation department, we’re knocking out a lot of shots. Take a look at some of the recent submissions!

÷The new guy describes what he wants to do to all the Hatenut shippers.

Very rude to touch another man’s weapon without asking. 

When you find one more Code Red towards the back of the fridge. 

The posing pass for when you’re introduced to Walt Spaceking’s Castle.

War Priest trying to remember where he last saw Bryce’s redemption arc…

The rest of the departments are having a grand old time working on all the rest of the toon. Backgrounds have been especially diligent on staying ahead of schedule. Take a look at some of the recent submissions from their department! 

The random bits of destruction in some of these scenes were inspired by some of the crew members’ trips to Los Angeles.

The gang goes on a quest for BLUE crystals this time. 

The Jumbo-tron for the Psycho Warriors Battle Royale. We still haven’t figured out who to show on the kiss cam…

Many jars of tasty globules floating in their jars of brine.

But it hasn’t just been the background department that’s been working hard. Our Special Pose department has been hard at work as well! Many of these shots need very specific poses, so thank god we have these guys. 

The Foreskin Ripper 5000

War Priest tells us how many episodes of Space King you’re required to watch each week. 

POV: You’re an escaped dog about to go back to Hasan Piker’s house.

Chestnut enjoys his time at the Amazon Warehouse more than he liked sucking up balls.

That’s all the Space King updates I have for you guys this week. But worry not! For I have a special look at the next Tom and Don video that’ll be on our channel TODAY!

Today on the Tom and Don channel, we’re going back to the basics with some good old Warhammer 40k. Particularly, some of the more unhinged weapons, which may or may not include monowire, monowire, monowire, and monowire.

Dark Eldar fans WILL be made fun of this episode.

Luckily, there’s a Drukhari-loving punching bag right off-screen! (Please ignore P-diddy everywhere.)

Some of Don’s dad’s projects WILL be showcased in this episode. You don’t wanna miss it.

Well, homies. Blood Brothers. My GANG. That’s it for this week’s exciting installment of Flashgitz Friday. Thank you to all our Brothers and Greedy Brothers for your generous patronage and continued support. We couldn’t do any of this without you all, so thank you! 

Now let’s get onto the Fan Art!

A very good but VERY heretical Flame of Space King warrior by @mossacannibalis (found on Reddit). You’re on THIN ice. 

Retard Terry by u/automatic_lettuce06 on Reddit. He seems to be everyone’s favorite lately.

Another Retard Terry by @DeanMamnevArt on Twitter. He looks so goddam tough here. Prai Sebe!

Thank you, brothers, for making it this far! See you next week!

Praise be!

FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/10 FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 10/10

Comments

Did you end up figuring out?

Char

OMFG guys, take a look to this: https://youtube.com/shorts/hE8XIi5xkXI?si=xk5nt4m3Ff2wY2eq

Alv R.

High Command! Should we expect to see any emo/goth kid legions in the future? And will they be extremely lame as per standard?

JohnDoe

Where do I find the Discord link?

Glass Bridge

Question for upcoming big brain- is whacking it to AI ok? I don’t wanna be seen as a clanker-lover or a robosexual. Thanks

Jaron

Granted is sounds outlandish. But I had this guy today who noticed my sick as Hatemonger jacket and he was like. I would never imagine a African American to actually have heard of Flashgitz. But idk he kept harping on that. Me being black and me knowing who you two people are.

BZMC

You guys aren't racist are you???

BZMC

Well we now know where the globules would go. Look I know the rule is “NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!”💢 So how’s this for an idea: Despite the Psycho Warriors best efforts Female Psycho Warriors show up anyway and do what we all know feminists do. Meaning it now falls to the Boyz to set things right and completely wipe the Fem Psychos from existence with extreme prejudice. I bet if anything they’d make perfect antagonists for a season finale. The only downside to this however, is it would make them canon, even if only briefly.

All Brother

What if he keeps coming back as normal Terry just to keep getting turned into Retard Terry? Terry could be the Jekyll and Hyde of the series but instead of Good and Evil, his two personalities are vanilla and retarded.

All Brother

The Poor Bastard staring down the Foreskin Ripper 5000: 🥺 “NO! I DON’T WANNA BE JEWISH!”

All Brother

I don’t know if “frowned upon” are the words I would use. Captain’s initial reaction to just the implication of Hatemonger being gay was to use him as decoy cannon fodder. As a result Hatemonger was the first ever fatality of the show.

All Brother

The last space king episode honestly raised a question for me, are they’re gay psycho warrior’s? It seems to be mentioned of hate-monger being gay, is that a thing? Its it frowned upon the psycho warriors or seen as more masculine bc its 2 dudes. They seem to hate girls so it just raises my question-

PotheadPat

Retard Terry is hilarious

Rєtard

Hey man! You upgraded the the Greedy Brothers tier on the 14th of October, we collect patron data on the 1st of each month for that months stickers! So that will be applied to next months set!

Flashgitz

Wetard tewwy is me frfr

Persalone

I only got one sticker this month even though I’m a greedy brother :( praise be to space king

J-Train

Id love to see what goes into forging a hate mace! Also hats

Zach Heuser

the hasan image is FRYING me

ShakeZula

This 1000% as long as the returns for them are good I would buy a ton of stickers and patches.

Zeke

I hope retard terry is this months sticker! He’ll look great with the rest of the boys on my PC

Darth_Memus

You Guys need to Come up with more merch to buy. PVC Patches, Posters based on the Luchbox art. Maybe a Space Hulk styled boardgame/box set with various expansion packs for New Psyco Warriors and or aliens you encounter on your quest to find space King.

BOBS BENIS

Would be hilarious for terry to stay retarted, in lore it could be that it made him even smarter and a better imaginator so now they dont want to change him back lmao

Agency Island

Prai sebe! /<">\

Deadmentellnotales

will retard Terry be a semi regular character or was he a one episode character?

H.P Fuckcraft

I cant find the discord link

Redacted

Retard Terry is unstoppable. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

THEMAGICKICAN

Prai Sebe!

PapiChurro

I mean, I know female Psycho-Warriors are heretical but, looking at that art... I mean... C'mon.

KiingOfSwiing

How long is the merch out for?

Kade C

Brothers! A critical question plagues my hate-fueled mind: Are the Foreskin Ripper 5000 and Hasan Piker's Dog Catcher based on Doctor Robotnik? Because if you magnificent gitz have somehow entangled Jim Carrey into this glorious mess, I shall immediately commence nocturnal micturition and embrace greedy tier! The issue? My autistic, female, yet heretical psycho warrior currently slumbering beside me would NOT appreciate such watersports. I attempted her indoctrination into our sacred cult, but she abandoned the faith after Episode 1 - specifically when the captured boy received the holy globules and ascended to proper psycho warrior status. I consoled her, explaining she's simply not the target audience, then showed her Space King 3's intro and the latest merch commercial as proof. Yet despite this revelation... she STILL moved in with me, brothers. Could this be my Planet Heaven manifesting? Now I seek your counsel: How does one orchestrate a Space King themed stag party without descending into cringe territory? Also - RETARD TERRY HAS GRACED US WITH HIS DEBUT! I fucking love this glorious addition! @Tom - That AI's half-second pain outburst while reminiscing about the finger-up-the-bottom incident remains my most 40 keks moment. I return to it whenever darkness falls. Papa Meat's voice acting? Pure perfection. I appreciate your work immensely, brothers! Prai Sebe!

Andy

Prai Sebe!

SamoanKong

PRAISE BE

Noirataves

PRAI SEBE

Mircea Raetchi

Prai Sebe!

lonelyturtle

Did you know…

Poops

Admonish him brothers, There’s a Deviant in our midst

Poops

Praise be brothers

MonarchBT

Retard Terry with the blickies is hard AF 💯 PRAISE BE

Chesly Davis

PRAISE BE!

red the bread

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Heartsickruben

Adding my like for the Reddit burn, love you guys!

Otoya Yamaguchi

Praise be, brothers !

Charles Latifi

Prai Sebe!

I_Is_Enginere

When retard terry merch?

Kleever Guzman

Prai Sebe!

Janovich

10/10 rage bait. John Oliver is actually 🤓☝️ based

Jacob

The pointer guy had his guild crests crossed out, is he a heretic?

A Smith

The reddit description had me rolling. Thank you for making a show that is more 4chan friendly.

Zero

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING👑🌌

Dillpikle

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Billy Payne

Praise be! Hard to believe the next episode is already being worked on. Keep up the epic work. Great merch btw!

Ree Mcgee

Retard Terry merch when?

Ghoulstein

Prai Sebe! *I, another retarded psycho warrior.*

Draxian Starcatcher

The most based update to date. That Hasan reference was WILD

Marc Zero

The Hasan Piker line got me good. Man, that dude is such a POS.

ShellShockOIF

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Dank Apostle

Bro theyve only made 3 episodes. It's such a clear no.

John Warhammer

Is space king 4 the same thing as the Christmas special?

John Warhammer

!!PRAISE BE!!

c7iC

I too, agree with thine opinion brother.

c7iC

Praise be to space king, I also have a question regarding if the creators are going to make a tabletop board game with different missions filled with funny mishaps and events?!?

Mason Barker

PRAISE BE TO SPACEKING!!!

c7iC

So he can be turned into a marketable plushie

Fledrak

PRAISE BE

Anthony Fraley

It's been amazing watching the Warhammer Subreddits grapple with taking your tomfoolery seriously.

WesleyD

I pray for Terrys well being 🙏and recovery 🫶

DoomSlayer187 !

Love the hassan hate fuck that guy😂

Patrick Molloy

Bryce’s redemption ark should totally be him put in big brother like program and having to mentor retarded Terry

ScurrilousTV

++PRAISE BE++

Patrick Molloy

Praise be to Space King!

Pj

Praise Be to Space King! Ordered my Relic lot and Be Positive Garments. Space King will live on. NGA!

Royce Walker

Prai Sebe

Mr.Boombastic

I have been persuaded that maybe some women can be Psycho Warriors. Praise be to Space Ling.

Captain Recalcitrant

Praise be, love to hear that production is going well and the retard terry art goes hard as fuck ngl

One Angry Mailman

+++ PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING +++

Liquid Heavy Machine

I would totally fuck that female psyco warrior in the fan art picture.......DOGGY STYLE!!!!!! 😎🙏🏿💯💯💯💯

Virologiclist25 AKA: Josh P

I might have missed this, but is there a lore reason for why hatemonger's mouth doesn't open up like the other psycho warriors?

Mattew Motley

Praise be to space king

David Topek

I love Space King so much I bought a t-shirt and a lunch box about it. Praise Be to Space King!

Clay Turk

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING 🤴 🙏 🙌 ✨️ Very fun glimpses into the production

Gustavo Lopez

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

Dead Sea

Praise be!

ShuckStalker

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Slamslime

Make an official space king page on Instagram. Hate monger would appreciate being featured on the racism app.

Magnum

Also, Prai Sebe!

Erik Fox

Praise be!

Erik Fox


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