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We were house sitting our neighbor's apartment.
My wife asked me to go check on their apartment before I came home.
As I passed by the doorway to their deck, I saw something in our window across the way. She was perched there looking at our neighbor's deck. She had turned herself into a mannequin using the spell she'd recently discovered. I snapped a photo with my cell phone.
This kind of thing was happening more and more frequently. Especially when I would take photos of her as a mannequin. In fact, I think the photos were encouraging her to find new and more interesting places to pose and be inanimate.
Not that I'm complaining. That spell is the best "marital aid" we've ever used. I have to admit, it doesn't just make her stiff.
David Fenger
2024-10-28 04:11:05 +0000 UTC