Mr C

Meet Henry

Added 2025-08-16 17:08:47 +0000 UTC

Have you ever thought that Queen Sized didn't have enough loveable himbos? Well fear not, because we have Henry. Remember the kind of pervy guard at the start of the game in the intro? That's Henry, here's what he looks like:

This, is Henry. Now I could explain all about him and stuff like that, but that's kind of boring and would ruin the charm of him, so, instead here are two planned events for him.

Event 1: After Kai's horse struggles to carry her Henry offers to be her horse. Falls out of a third story window, breaks his nose and dents his armor, hitting two balconies breaking several clay roof tiles before hitting the ground right next to a pile of hay. He then lays there for a second before running over, screaming that he wants to be her horse. Saying that if he can still run after falling three stories then he could run for hours with her on his back. And then he nays like a horse.

Event 2: In a event you can find henry talking to Wilson about how women either don't like him or just fuck him for his body and then leave him. He's like tearing up and Wilson is trying to comfort him as best as he can as Henry is like crying about how no women loves him for him. As you walk past he stops crying, clearly looks at whatever your largest asset is and oogles you until you walk past. As you exit view you hear Wilson tell him that might be why. Henry responds "The queen?". You hear Wilson face palm.

What do you guys think of the castle's local himbo?