The Barre Sinister: A Spelljammer Pirate Tavern - Patrons' Edition
Added 2022-12-20 22:44:37 +0000 UTCI've made some fairly strange maps, but we might have a new champion today. The Barre Sinister is a tavern built on a giant, stone hand... in space. I also made a version with just the hand, which is arguably weirder. I suspect at least one of you has a use for that.
If you don't play Spelljammer and you're wondering how this place could possibly exist, allow me to explain the first rule of Spelljammer: Never ask questions about how things work. They just do. That's a very important rule. No one's trying to play Spelljammer with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Of course, not everyone is running a campaign in which the players can escape the gravitational influence of their planet, so I'm going to make an island version of this map next. That shouldn't take long, since I mostly just need to change the background and draw a bit of land around the hand. Maybe I'll throw a palm tree on there, who knows. Wait... would that constitute a pun in this situation? Maybe I'd better not.
Anyway, I'm gonna get to work on that and I'll be back with it in a day or two. By the way, if you're the person who actually has a use for the empty space hand, I'd love to hear what you plan to do with it!
Download from Google Drive here (under NEWEST PATRON CONTENT).
Comments
Well, I just drew the tree. The die is cast.
Milby's Maps
2022-12-21 18:10:50 +0000 UTCI kind of want there to be a tree that is any other kind of tree, but there to also be an NPC who insists on calling it a palm tree because they enjoy puns.
AN7
2022-12-21 15:20:33 +0000 UTCRemember, when pronouncing the name of this place, you really have to emphasize the "arr."
jondowner
2022-12-21 00:22:46 +0000 UTCWhat if I draw two trees and call the place the Three Palms Tavern?
Milby's Maps
2022-12-20 23:00:03 +0000 UTCI’d like to voice my support for a palm tree pun.
Silas
2022-12-20 22:48:03 +0000 UTC
