Script: Frisky Business (sidequest)

Carol:  So, I see you brought back our agent.  Good work.  Say, you seem like the sort of person who can get certain things done.

Carol:  You see, I’m a scientist… of sorts.  I study catgirls.  For science, of course!  It’s not like I have a fetish or anything!

Carol:  I’m conducting research into better interrogation methods.  Their bodies are similar to ours, but their minds work a little different.  They’re more cat-like, I think.  I believe there might be some things they might be more susceptible to than a human.

Carol:  I can’t continue my research without proper materials though!  I was wondering if you could maybe find someone for me..  A Nine Cats agent named NA-C502.  She’s a Naoko catgirl and she’s…  well let’s just call her an amateur pharmacist.

Carol:  Don’t worry, she’s cool!  I’ve dealt with her before.  She doesn’t mind doing business off-the-books.  Trouble is, she’s currently in a part of town that I don’t think I can get through without getting caught.

Carol:  I was wondering if you could go there and buy some catnip off her.  She sells a unique variety, grown in a secret lab.  It’s more potent than regular catnip.

(Upon accepting the quest)

Carol:  Really?  Great!!  That’s wonderful!  For sciiiiiieeeeence!!

(Upon rejecting quest)

Carol:  Awww, that’s too bad!  I was really hoping you’d help with science.  Well, if you change your mind, I’ll be here.

(Drug dealer dialogue)

NA-C502:  Well, you found me.  You’re a new customer.  I can tell by your scent.

NA-C502:  Carol sent you?  I’ll add this order to her tab.  So what kinda stuff are you looking for?

NA-C502:  So you want some nepetalactone?  But it has no effect on humans…  unless you have a catgirl lover.  You naughty girl!  Nep is the best way to make her wild in bed!

NA-C502:  You’re in luck, sweety!  I have a special powdered version of nep, extracted from a potent form of catnip that was made in a lab.  You won’t find this kind of high in nature, that’s for sure!

NA-C502:  The best way to use it is to line the powder up in rows and use something to sniff it up your nose.  In fact, I’d recommend you let your lover line it up on your cute butt and just snort it up from there.  It’s hot, you’ll love it!

NA-C502:  Here, take this package of nep.  Have fun, girl!  Oh, and of course, we never met and I was never here.  Even the Nine Cats have reservations about making catnip this potent, so no one can know about this!

(Upon returning to hub)

Carol:  Oh wow!  You got the thing!

Carol:  Soooo soft and squishy!  Perfectly packaged!  Mmmm…..

Carol:  Oh.. right!  Okay, now we need some test subjects!  I’ve tried to catch some, but they keep running off when they see me!

Carol:  “Oooh noo there’s that crazy cat lady!”  “Run for it!  She’s back!”  “Oh my gawd not again!”

Carol:  Who would’ve thought catching cats would be this difficult?  And they’re fast too!  I once saw one climb straight up a tree without breaking stride!  She wouldn’t come down either.  She just hissed at me and told me to go away.

Carol:  That’s why I need your help again.  I just can’t catch any test subjects for my experiments!  They’ve gotten to know my tactics and they’re very clever too.

Carol:  I’d like you to go catch some for me.  The more, the merrier.  Come back to me when the job is done.  I’ll give you a finder’s fee for each subject you return!  FOR SCIENCE~~!!