Update on Tie Me Up
Added 2023-04-02 00:21:36 +0000 UTCI have an important announcement regarding the development of TMU.
You see, yesterday a man approached me. His name was Ted M. Unger and he knew who I was. He told me he knew what I was really looking for in life.
I needed Jesus.
I now understand that pornography is wrong and is the cause of all sexual assault in the world. I can’t live with the horrible knowledge that I am personally responsible for violence against women.
So I am making some changes to TMU, to make it more wholesome. I can only hope this will end human trafficking.
- When a character reaches orgasm, a video clip of the late Gilbert Gottfried performing standup comedy with the volume maxed out shall be superimposed over the horror
- The player will be able to press G while facing an NPC to apologize to them
- You will not be able to gather captives in Jailor’s Joy. Instead, you must go to confessional. Your score will be based on the number of times you confess.
- When you make an attempt to tie up an NPC, there will be a 50% chance the NPC will turn around and slap your face
- Pressing E on an NPC while facing them will give them a copy of Pornland by Gale Dines
Comments
Hmm... not too sure about Gottfried, but the book sounds interesting.
kri4saj
2023-04-02 04:28:17 +0000 UTC
