Elf Ranger Wants To Make Love With- No, Wants To *Fuck* You
Added 2024-03-17 18:22:04 +0000 UTCHe's done love before - but not lust.
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Comments
Give me a min phas and community to thank everyone for the kind reactions to all of my previous comments I’m usually not so chatty like that but you make it comforting to do and I appreciate it but on to this audio my character being a high elf in Baldurs gate I relate to this comfy and sweet take on your elf as well and thank you for this audio it’s well done as always I hope this comment finds everyone doing well also *bows in respect
Madison Shelton
2025-05-04 21:23:49 +0000 UTCI have listened this one several times, and just realized now, that this elf ranger is the one who saved and healed “me” in the forest! So happy to hear that he explored the outside world with the special person.♥️
Claire Lee
2025-05-02 02:01:53 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. god. i forgot i had put that in there. thanks for reminding me
Phasmid ASMR
2024-12-17 22:25:26 +0000 UTCThis audio is amazing but man the unknown joke gets me every time
wolfvonbiele93
2024-12-17 21:38:07 +0000 UTCEvery single time I revisit this series and get to this audio, I remember this reply and immediately start snickering/singing and simultaneously imagining poor Phas and the canned macaroni fiasco 😂
MoiraStrigoia
2024-11-21 09:50:49 +0000 UTC🥵🥵🤭wow!
Amaya Nightshade
2024-11-11 21:29:09 +0000 UTCBeen really missing my elf boyfriend. Are we getting more from him soon?
Pixymisa87
2024-11-11 07:39:02 +0000 UTCI love how much he WHIMPERS....🫣🫣🫣🥰
Chef Peaches
2024-11-06 00:17:28 +0000 UTCHe’s so cute! Even trying to talk dirty he’s so eloquent ☺️ precious babe
Hidden Girl
2024-10-13 11:25:17 +0000 UTCFirst time ever listening to something like this. The squeal of amusement that escaped me upon realizing this scenario is set in the D&D universe/ Sword Coast was borderline inhuman.
Layna Lawson
2024-09-21 04:56:58 +0000 UTCi think he is a permanent part of the pantheon, i’m sure he’ll come back in the future
Phasmid ASMR
2024-09-02 09:14:18 +0000 UTCThis character brought me into the world of asmr romance audios. I hope that you'll bring him back soon! I need more of this sweet angel.
Amanda Mesenbring
2024-09-02 07:53:12 +0000 UTCMacaroni in a pot🍲
lovebites
2024-08-19 06:03:27 +0000 UTCEDIT: Do you personally know someone who has experienced a collapsed lung?! Okay, but I hope we get to see more of the elf ranger. He’s adorable and admirable. All of your work is so dang well-rounded. I am impressed with every single audio and love sinking into each story.
Elle Driver
2024-08-10 10:47:23 +0000 UTCAAAAHHH THE WHIMPER?!?! You’re kidding me, it’s executed so well. 😤
Crow
2024-08-01 00:40:27 +0000 UTCPookie what are you mackin’ on to make them mouth noises?
Crow
2024-08-01 00:38:10 +0000 UTCOh my god, IS IT DAN AGAIN? I now HAVE to listen to this RIGHT NOW.
Remy Darling
2024-05-30 07:00:08 +0000 UTCI have to say, having listened to all of these audios, the line “that thing you’re doing with your tongue—oohehh” is still my favorite. Lol. So realistic. Perfect.
KassiaOfCuriosities
2024-05-15 03:39:37 +0000 UTCi won’t apologise
Phasmid ASMR
2024-04-24 07:29:17 +0000 UTCnot the fucking collapsed lung
girlgirlgirl
2024-04-24 01:34:42 +0000 UTCThe “am I to survive this night?” got me good. Love how humorous and endearing this whole bit is!
Ali
2024-04-23 06:25:03 +0000 UTCPhas... you're amazing... This character was the first I met of yours from your videos and he's still my favorite. His reactions to being in a city is so lifelike. Gods, I want to remake Vandania for D&D and relive this adventure with her. Thank you Phas! ❤️ The juicy ending is a bonus, not going to lie.
Dragonbard87
2024-04-14 02:57:56 +0000 UTCWell I want to know how our Elvin friend pulled up the morning after his first night out - poor love. I love the peppering of his language. Artfully done Phas.
Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮
2024-04-10 11:56:35 +0000 UTCin truth, the algorithm is punishing me massively ATM for reducing my output to protect my mental health. there was a period where there might have been a 2 week gap between uploads, and almost as soon as that period started by video performance absolutely TANKED. for the last 2 months ive managed to get back on top of regular weekly uploads, and view counts are only just now starting to recover. thank god for my patrons 💖 if i relied on YouTube ads for my income, I'd be screwed
Phasmid ASMR
2024-04-09 12:49:57 +0000 UTCI've never gotten the point of the more erotica side of asmr before, but you put so much thought into your characters and the developing relationships it's impossible not to be completely sold! 😮 How do you not have more YT followers??
TeaNTea
2024-04-09 12:48:13 +0000 UTCThe intonation you get on “ritualistic “—excellent nuance
KassiaOfCuriosities
2024-04-06 20:27:31 +0000 UTCThis is your best character Phas❤️❤️
Missy Frank
2024-04-04 18:24:28 +0000 UTCDan and his collapsing lung 💔
roromegaror
2024-04-03 04:09:53 +0000 UTCI loved how you made him still tender and loving and cute yet being rough and lustful for us this time!! So much fun I love this story. I hope you continue it and enjoy writing and acting him for us ❤️
Missy Frank
2024-04-01 10:47:55 +0000 UTCI adore this. For one, I love that a lot is a baldurs gate setting because I can absolutely imagine the entire scene in my head. But I’m also big on the innocent characters getting to let absolutely loose, and I feel the excited, needy noises were perfect. I love to hear that hunger.
Sylvia Noire Alfiere (Purity)
2024-03-25 04:14:01 +0000 UTCLoved this audio, out of all the other characters, the elf is one of my favorites, second to the werewolf. Found it adorable he's still trying to get used to using "Fuck" in that context, 😊!
Crafty Siren
2024-03-22 21:48:25 +0000 UTCAmazing work. I love this character. Thank you!
Nichole Brining
2024-03-22 08:53:15 +0000 UTCOk, I’ve re-listened to this many times now, and I honestly think it’s perfect! I love seeing this edgier side of our stoic elf. Eager to hear more! Thank you so much, Phas! ❤️
Tara Duhan
2024-03-21 01:13:21 +0000 UTCthis was great as usual, i do have one request in mind tho :). if you plan on making another spicy audio with this character, may i ask that you make it more of a soft version? i‘d love to see that side of him as well!!
marshall
2024-03-20 12:37:29 +0000 UTCyo yo yooooo boizzzzz we got another??? phas you absolutely lovely lad, you 🔥🔥🔥
kousenjuu
2024-03-19 22:56:33 +0000 UTCI'm loving the fantasy audio's! As always, this one was just as incredible. And I can't wait to see, or hear, what comes next! 💖
AnxieTeaPlushBee
2024-03-19 05:11:15 +0000 UTCSorry guys i can't game tonight i'm um... washing my hair. 😅 as soon as i saw the youtube version was up. I couldn't click fast enough to get here!
LadyLucidity ASMR
2024-03-18 22:38:12 +0000 UTCWell, there's some choice lines that will definitely be living in my memory for quite some time
Paoaial
2024-03-18 21:14:43 +0000 UTCOh this is gonna be good. Elf ranger pt. 1 was my first audio from you, I ever heard. Love the "It comes in pints?" reference peppered trough many of your stories and how each character sounds different saying it xD. Let's go!
Hádě
2024-03-18 20:08:26 +0000 UTCOnly six more hours, do not listen to this at work…
Sara Jayne
2024-03-18 15:54:27 +0000 UTCWho's gonna tell him that for a person who hasn't drank alcohol seriously before; what comes tomorrow is a hangover?
EsoTerror
2024-03-18 15:03:33 +0000 UTCWhat happens in Baldur’s Gate…
Graphic Exploitation
2024-03-18 11:52:34 +0000 UTCAs one of the people who asked for this on the survey, goddamn, that was fire! 🔥 I'm going to need a very long, very cold shower before I can do anything else today.
Eivor Dax
2024-03-18 10:04:33 +0000 UTCOh. My. God. That was amazing! Loved this one ! Keep up the amazing work!
Mai Youkai
2024-03-18 08:13:01 +0000 UTCWhat. Is. That? It’s the unknown 😨
Victoria
2024-03-18 06:43:50 +0000 UTCOmg, that shuddery little squeaky noise! 😍
auxarc99
2024-03-18 06:34:18 +0000 UTCHOLD ON BABE WE’RE GOING TO BALDUR’S GATE 🗣️‼️‼️
sacarver
2024-03-18 05:46:40 +0000 UTC29:30 lives rent free in my head at this point 💭
respirdal
2024-03-18 05:23:46 +0000 UTC“What is that? …It’s the unknown.” 😭
AntichristSocialite
2024-03-18 05:23:07 +0000 UTCMy face is still hot from listening to you ❤️❤️ This was absolutely fantastic!!!
Silvwren
2024-03-18 02:58:31 +0000 UTCI would *love* an aftercare audio after this ❤️
BramShelley
2024-03-18 02:21:58 +0000 UTCBy the Gods Phas... Sir my jaw, least you can do is pick it up if your gunna drop it like that 🤣. Can we talk about the little whimper/gasp that happens at 29:30 ish. OH MY ❤️🔥 Also first time commenting HI PHAS YOU'RE AWESOME!!! Always here for more keep it up 😁😁😁
Emilyb1997
2024-03-18 02:20:27 +0000 UTCgeez Phas! ur moans and kisses indeed have been deeply missed! ur so amazing and I wish sometimes like crazy, that I was the mic that u were kissing into! lol 😂 I know, I'm a dork, it's ok, u can say it if u want to, I won't judge! lol 😂 ... anyways, hope ur having a wonderful weekend! many hugs, kisses, and as always, much love! take care and God Bless! 🫂🫂🫂😘💋💋💋🤭☺️☺️☺️😇🙏🙏🙏😄💜💜💜
Krystal Katara (Kit-Kat)
2024-03-18 01:47:08 +0000 UTCAmazing
Cbrlilly♡
2024-03-17 23:29:22 +0000 UTCOh sweet jesus, Phas. You're trying to kill us. Holy shit.
Echo
2024-03-17 23:19:16 +0000 UTCI'd very much like to hear that vocabulary lesson, I'm not going to lie
BHemboi
2024-03-17 22:45:05 +0000 UTCThis is my favorite series so far!!!
SavanahsSimping
2024-03-17 21:46:47 +0000 UTCHe was so nervous before that you'd never guess this was the same elf, but boldness really works for him
Birdybell
2024-03-17 21:34:34 +0000 UTC💕
Rose Witch. VDO
2024-03-17 21:14:46 +0000 UTCHoly shit! He's not so shy anymore is he? 🔥🔥🔥
Lacey
2024-03-17 20:44:46 +0000 UTCThank you Phas, such an amazing conclusion! Please make more!
Lady
2024-03-17 20:02:46 +0000 UTCI almost broke my steering wheel I was white knuckling it so hard 😭 thank you for this gift today
AnxiousPancakes
2024-03-17 20:01:12 +0000 UTCMy beloved Elf 💕💋 Thank you 🌷you just made my day🌙✨ Please continue this wonderful romantic story💋
Meshael
2024-03-17 19:33:01 +0000 UTCOh sweet hells, I forgot how to breathe again because of you, Phas
FlowerCow
2024-03-17 18:55:37 +0000 UTCWow! Did not disappoint! Thank you, Phas! Also, of course he’s multi-orgasmic, lucky fucker! 😜❤️
Tara Duhan
2024-03-17 18:43:28 +0000 UTCAhhh thank you! Please continue to be amazing 🖤
ScreamsForYears
2024-03-17 18:31:37 +0000 UTCOh yes! Woot! Listening now!
Tara Duhan
2024-03-17 18:23:24 +0000 UTC
