endlessjess

WWE Elimination Chamber 2025

Added 2025-03-15 13:58:00 +0000 UTC

Behold the Wrestle-Man in his natural habitat, the Wrestle-Room. I've been way behind on wrestle stuff because I was busy with all the silly little cartoons and animes you people were throwing at me. But I'm done with that baby stuff, and now it's time once again to talk about the only important thing in this pitiful world. That's wrestling, if you didn't know. Why the hell else would I be in the Wrestle-Room? Come on, use your heads, people.

At the Elimination Chamber, John Cena shocked the world by finally becoming totally based, Logan Paul shocked absolutely no one by sucking dick, and Sami Zayn's compressed spine shocked his body into a paralytic Hell by getting piledrived to death by Kevin Owens.

These WWE shows have been so good lately, it's enough to happily ignore the shit show on the other channel. I'm only kidding, people. I still watch AEW, because it's the only show that currently features Toni Storm's big butt. But WWE has lots of ladies with butts too, and also storylines that make sense with wrestlers I care about. So it's hardly a competition.