AbnormalvAverage a.k.a. J.D. Mullenary Sr.

One-Liner Competition

Added 2025-05-04 21:04:29 +0000 UTC

Hello everyone,

To coincide with the competition being held on Royal Road, I'm offering you the same chance, but at an upgraded option.

Here's the message:

Because Alexander absolutely loves to create one-liners, the kind you would see in a cheesy 80's film, I'm willing to give three one-month sub's to my Patreon to the top three one-liners. I'll go through them all and pick out the top five to ten, then place a poll here so everyone gets a chance to vote.

That should be enough for you to read the end of the series before everyone else and have a chance to ask me whatever questions you'd like.

Multiple submissions are fine, but don't go too crazy. Up to three max, I feel, is safe.

Now, how it differs for Patreon members is simple. If you're a tier 0 and you win, you get a free tier 1 for a month. Tier 2 goes to Tier 3, and so on. If you're Tier 4, which is pretty much just my wife and Simon on his last few days, you'd get it a month for free.

So, go nuts. I just, just, finished writing the end of the series. That'll hit, plus an epilogue, next weekend, then we're on frozen hiatus as I get to editing.