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MTB5 Addendum: Shog 1

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 1]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 

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Choose Your Own Addendum Submissions

Howdy!

Time to submit ideas for which side-character you'd like to see featured in an addendum.

In case you aren't familiar with what's happening here:

As ...

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MTB4 Ω 3

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 3 months after the battle of Krimsim.

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MTB4 Ψ 1

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 2]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 3 months after the battle of Krimsim.

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MTB4 Ω 2

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 1 month after the battle of Krimsim.

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MTB4 Ω 1

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SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]

ADDENDUM NOTE: 1 week before the battle of Krimsim.

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MT 287 - Sumrann’s Harvest

“Petulance.” The Hierophant’s voice cut across us like an icy breeze. The air shuddered as the titan tried to reassert its control over the thousands of souls, all of which ground to a halt f...

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MT 286 - True Sense

As the sigils eclipsed the sun, thick ropes of mana poured out from the literally sky-high staff. It was vastly more power than had been fed into any of the Hierophant’s prior spells, and it felt...

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Update June 12 2025

Ten Handyman Heroslayer chapters have gone up as part of the B2 launch incentives today. Hopefully it didn't spam you with emails. If it did, apologies for that and for this one spamming you as wel...

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HH 10 - Where’s My Money? Pt. 2

“Yes, that’s understandable,” said the banker. “Our records show you’ve never accessed the account. There’s no history of anyone checking the balance, either.” 

The demon p...

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HH 9 - Slaves and Gold

Gully’s eyebrows went up as he looked at the pile of keys, greed glinting in his eyes.

“Okay, that’s interesting,” the demon said. He drummed his claws against the table. “It won’...

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HH 8 - Shoulder Demon

Castor began to stumble over to his toolbox and piles of stuff, but Gully put a hand on his shoulder to stop him.

“Hey, go ahead and drink one of those healing pots you got from Lord Bythra...

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HH 7 - Heroslayer

You have slain a Level 20 [Hero]!

+2,000 XP

[Handyman] has advanced to Level 2!

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HH 6 - Hasty Construction

Castor hefted the wrench and began to stalk the [Hero], who’d finally gotten the idea of cutting the oilcloth away. His sword was clumsy for the task, and the inexperienced martialist had failed ...

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HH 5 - [Handyman] vs. [Hero]

[Eternal Handyman] gains the following attributes at each Level:

+9 Strength

+9 Agility

+9 Speed

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HH 4 - Are you Stupid?

Castor focused on the attributes under [Handyman], and a new window appeared with a list and description of each. There were eight attributes, and [Handyman] would grant Castor +1 to each every Lev...

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HH 3 - Class Selection

“What’s the class stone look like?” asked Castor. He pulled out his notepad and flipped through it, finding an accounting of Gully’s treasury beginning on page 23,709.

“It’s about...

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HH 2 - Where’s My Money?

Castor set his toolbox down and crossed his arms. “You’re fucking with me.”

“I’m not,” said Gul’thraxis.

“Swear it on your blood,” said Castor.

“C’mon, Cas. ...

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Handyman Heroslayer (HH) 1 - Skeletons Don’t Make Good Construction Material

Castor’s most immediate problem was that someone had fused an Undying Skeleton with one of the castle’s main support beams. 

His day had started with a report from one of the Dungeon...

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MT 285 - Explosion!+

“Coordinate with Ishi to get the Dragon flight supporting Krimsim directly. We can handle the adds out here ourselves.”

I sent a thought to Etja to see where she was with her Fin...

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MT 284 - Sumrann’s Champion

When Tavio landed on the Hierophant’s skull, he struck with the hammer at the end of his poleaxe, and the glowing eyes on each of the creature’s hundreds of heads flickered. The Hierophant rear...

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Mage Tank Book 2 is Live on Amazon Kindle/KU!

HERE'S THE FUCKIN' LINK

Edit: Audiobook will b...

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MT 283 - Focused Fire

There was a subtle shift in the lighting of the battlefield, and I noticed the wall of birds encircling the city beginning to alter their flight paths. This occurred the moment that the Hierophant...

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MT 282 - Angry Angry Hippo

When our birdless birdplane struck the Hierophant, the resulting explosion was…

Well, it was okay.

Maybe I’d call it decent. A solid seven out of ten if I’m being generou...

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MT 281 - Bullet Time

“Thank you for being so direct, Princess Ishi,” said Captain Pio. “While your claim invites many questions, given our situation and the tendency for our mutual acquaintance to find himself em...

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MT 280 - We Need Backup

The Hierophant stood amidst the storm of deadly avians, not moving an inch toward the city. There was no evidence that it was doing anything at all aside from empowering the mana monsters attacking...

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MT 279 - Krimsim Skies

Everyone’s eyes turned towards the cockpit as we all tightened our grips on the handholds. Through the windshield, beyond the translucent blue of Guar’s shields, was a dark mass in the sky. The...

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MT 278 - Tray Tables Up, Buffs in the Full Upright Position

“May Sumrann sow the seeds of our victory and smile upon its harvest,” Tavio muttered as a wave of energizing light pulsed out of him.

Divine Inspiration: You gain 1 stack ...

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MT 277 - Active Forgery

“For you, or someone else?” Baltae asked.

“For myself,” I replied.

“Forgive me if I am mistaken, but is Fortitude not your highest attribute?”

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276 - Biiiiiirdmaaaaaaan!

I still had Reveal transmitting to the party when I felt the hammerhead’s soul pull away from us, allowing Varrin to get an instant understanding of what I wanted to do. Without any other prelude...

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