Let's take a walk in the sunshine, grab a coffee or a glass of wine at a cute little cafe, get some dinner in the evening then back to my hotel room for dessert 🍨 🤤
2022-08-05 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThink you could handle it?
"I just wanna pin you down, hold you in place under me; legs up and stuff you full. Pound you til your eyes roll and your head goes empty. Til you're a whimpering, pleading mess... and I still won't stop. Not until you're literally a broken, mewling puddle beneath me."
2022-08-04 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I never used to feel comfortable wearing t shirts this tight. Only felt confident enough recently. What do you think? 😘
2022-08-01 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I may look like I'm about to tell you the migration tendencies of a tree swallow but in fact I have a very different kind of swallow in mind... 😏
2022-07-29 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Gorgeous!
Your numbers have been way off, workflow all over the place. You get called into your bosses office and a feeling in your gut tells you that this isn't going to be any normal performance review.
Lots of degoratory names used!
Massive thanks to @thekinkycelt on twitter for the awesome script!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2022-07-26 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Been feeling a strong desire post workout to cuddle. Though I can't promise I won't crush you!
😘
2022-07-25 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Since it's been such nice weather I figured I'd throw a nice summery shirt on! What do you think?
2022-07-22 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's better? 😉
https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1543963536573009922?t=CEzV38tHR61_I2SzzNtkuA&s=19
2022-07-21 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I really like short sleeve shirts! (Pst the shorts are folded.)
2022-07-18 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah I took this picture and took two steps out of my flat and immediately burnt. I forgot to suncream my shoulders 😫
2022-07-15 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostNames Used: Hypnotised plaything, perfect doll, My Titania.
Hey There Gorgeous!
I hope you enjoy this hot professor fantasy! I've been meaning to make something like this for a long time!
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2022-07-12 17:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
And here we have a saucy little number, multiple (non matching) colours. Sweat shorts to make sure the bulge is on show; an old battered denim shirt and knee scrapes to pull the whole thing together!
🤣🤣
Happy Monday everyone!
2022-07-11 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
It is my plan to look at the viability (with my hectic schedule) of me putting together a more ordered and consistent posting schedule. If its possible My current (and not definitive) schedule looks as follows;
- New patreon exclusive audio with YT teaser every other Tuesday.
- New outfit pictures/lewds weekly on a Monday and Friday.
- Filthy tweet readings every other thursday.
- the return of Jarls saucy Saturday sex stories once a month on a Saturday until I run out of stories 🤣
- other bits and pieces as and when I have time
This would mean that per month you would get a minimum of;
*Two exclusive full length audios
Two filthy tweet readings
One Saucy Saturday Sex Story
8 pictures*
Plus other bits like bloopers (which I promise are coming for those of you that enjoy them and are at that tier! I have like 7 of them now I just don't make all that many funny mistakes 🤣)
Is there something else you'd like to see from my content? Perhaps you'd rather see/hear something SFW instead of tweet readings?
Well now you can suggest content! Wahoo!
https://forms.gle/EztE483SPDCBM8Qn7
It should be anonymous so feel free!
I am nearly finished with my next patreon exclusive audio so I will endeavour to release it in time with the new schedule when I'm definitely happy with it... which at the moment would give me a week. (It's basically finished but needs some minor edits)
Anyway, I hope that you're all well and that you're enjoying the content. I appreciate you! 🙏🏻
😘😘
If you're excited about the new posting schedule please drop a 💚 in the comments so I know I'm heading in the right direction!
2022-07-05 17:26:26 +0000 UTC View PostI read another tweet and try to make it sexy!
This one:
https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1542852737657982979?t=lHkgJ8I7Un5ap3-OOZb7NQ&s=19
2022-07-03 21:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I love comfy shorts and tanks!
Do you like them 🥺
2022-07-03 21:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I realized I'd already uploaded the previous photo but I dont think this one has ever been seen so enjoy a weird crotch grab with some veiny hands!
Yeah I'm a goof!
But thank you so much for joining 🥺
2022-07-01 22:34:33 +0000 UTC View PostThere's been quite a few new patrons join in the last couple of days and I just wanted to extend a welcome and a thank you for joining. I hope you enjoy the content that I've added so far and know that there's more to come!
If you haven't please join the discord server here; https://discord.gg/fFzZ9VY2Nh
For updates and some exclusive (non patreon friendly content)
Also when you when you join please drop me a message on patreon/twitter or reddit with your discord #tag so I know how to allocate your role.
Thank you so much for coming on this journey with me. I really REALLY appreciate your support.
All my love
Jarl
2022-07-01 22:19:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The noise is still coming from downstairs but I'm determined to be productive regardless.
Join me for a coffee?
2022-06-27 09:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Gorgeous!
I know this month has been a little dry and I appreciate you sticking it out with me. I have had construction work going on in the flat below me and so Ive been very limited on audio recording time. On top of that I had a major medical scare so this month has been very difficult.
As thanks for you staying with me I have recorded a 30+ minute audio that is the story of a man who uses MULTIPLE toys on himself, edges and eventually orgasms.
I really hope you enjoy.
All my love
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fictional piece of NSFW audio made by an adult for adults so strictly 18+. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Written and performed by Jarl Audio. Any and all characters are over the age of 18. Scenes of a sexual nature are part of a scripted performance and NOT real sexual acts. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2022-06-26 17:33:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Wasn't gonna let the construction ruin another day for me so i actually got myself spruced up and I feel a lot better for it!
2022-06-08 19:59:29 +0000 UTC View PostI have a sleep aid youtube audio coming out but what should I do after that?
2022-06-02 15:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostNames Used: Slut, fucktoy, cockslut
Hey There Gorgeous!
What happens when you try to approach the quiet, hot guy in the Library and strike up a discussion over romance novels, but end up getting distracted by his tight trousers and deep voice?
Well of course he takes you to a quiet corner, rails you and makes you HIS.
Jarl ♥
Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. Any and all characters are over the age of 18 and do not represent any real persons. Do not download, re-upload or re-host this audio or any of my content anywhere.
2022-05-31 20:57:43 +0000 UTC View PostSo a little context needed for this one. I got a little frustrated! I was recording the tweet reading and several external noises had interrupted me already. Someone loudly coming up the stairwell, a motorbike outside, someone shouting at their kids. Right when I thought I had some peace and quiet I heard the loud sound of a power tool, took a look out of the window and well... yeah the rest is there.
Oh and PLEASE excuse my swearing!
An exclusive audio for you! Reading out my NSFW story tweet from here; https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1529773388872417280?s=20&t=nuAOMEmSjz-0knKZ0a6XHQ
I hope you enjoy! Feel free to read along.
Meeting a friend for coffee this morning. How would you react if I excused myself from him briefly to approach you, introduce myself and ask for your number?
2022-05-24 07:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! 👋🏻 I hope you had a lovely weekend and that you've got a good week ahead of you! Just wanted to update you all on the future of TheJarlintheUK.
First off; new PFP! Banners etc! You'll notice I've had a bit of a soft rebrand and I hope you like the new stuff! I'll be honest with you, the union jack just wasn't sitting right with me. Flags are a funny one in my head and post-brexit I just felt a little uncomfortable having such strong "BRITISH" branding. I've leaned more into focusing on the awesome art work by Pepper and going for some nice colours! I hope you like it!
Next up, audios!
For a long time I've always put most of my audios out for free for everyone. All audios that are currently free will remain free. I had no intention of paywalling content but ultimately it has meant there hasn't been as much incentive for people to support. In recent months it's seemed more and more possible that I might be able to make my living doing this and as such, I'm going to be taking things much more seriously. Its my intention to move towards a proper posting schedule so you can expect audios on certain days. It will take me a while to get to this point but that's the plan moving forwards!
So what will change? Well first of all, EVERY supporter of any tier will have access to any and all audio content I put out so nothing will change for you all! For everyone else I have made decisions on what content will be posted where. Which is as follows;
Script fills will always be posted for free on GWA and cross posted to my subreddit.
improvisations and ramblefaps will be split between reddit and patreon. I will figure out at a later time what my exact posting schedule will be.
OC (original content, so scripts I write myself) will also be split into SFW and NSFW. SFW content will go to YouTube and NSFW to Patreon.
Commissions that are public will be posted for free as they've already been paid for.
Speaking of commissions, I currently have one slot left for a batch I will be recording in the next few weeks so if you're after a commission please do let me know!
New audio series!
I've found that recently what with commissions, life and everything else that I've been posting fewer and fewer script fills. This is sad for me as I've really enjoyed doing them. Unfortunately they just don't perform as well as my rambles, improvs or OC. The main hurdle is that they just take so long to edit! So I'm going to change the way I do script fills - resisting my 'perfectionist' mindset and not focusing on complex SFX and editing. Instead I am simply going to record the words for the script, do as much as I can 'live' and post them! I'm really excited for this as it should allow me to get more content out!
I'm playing around with names but it will probably be something like "Jarls Table Reads".
Other than that, nothing else will be changing in the meantime! I will still be posting SFW and NSFW pics for your enjoyment.
As always, I'm massively grateful for your support. It means the world to me! Thank you 😊 😘
All the best
Just an outfit check from today. Would you kneel for me?
2022-05-13 11:25:29 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for joining me on Patreon. I really appreciate it. Big thank you from me!
I hope you find comfort in this audio ❤️
2022-05-08 19:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I was asked for hand pics! So here's all the ones ive ever taken! (That are worth posting.)
2022-05-06 17:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostAs a big thank you to ALL patrons I will be recording a SFW audio,
Here's a poll so you can decide what it's about!
2022-05-06 09:23:49 +0000 UTC View Post