here's the spicy conclusion to this audio. enjoy x
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If you'd prefer for them to have breasts and a penis, click here.
If you'd prefer for them to have no breasts and a vagina, click here.
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2023-10-01 12:11:05 +0000 UTC View Post
He's back in town for work, and thought you might want to meet up.
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early access! this is a sort-of remake of the first public audio on my channel (i did one before this, but it wasn't very good). treat this as kind of an anniversary special thing - because yeah, it's been over a year since i started doing this. that's nuts.
nsfw conclusion coming to patreon tomorrow x
love,
phas 💖
He has a plan. A plan for ULTIMATE COMFY. Actually, he's making it up as he goes, but... Go along with it, okay?
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early access! but also, this extra-long extended version is a patreon exclusive!! the autumnal vibes are strong at the moment so i wanted to do something mega comfy. this has a LONG extended sleep-aid at the end - just sleepy breathing and murmuring, rain and fire sounds. enjoy!!
love,
phas 💖
WEREWOLF PART 5!!!!
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WEREWOLF PART 5!!!!!!!!!!!
2023-09-20 15:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post
here's your spicy conclusion to this audio - pls enjoy!!
love,
phas 💖
Despite his better judgement, he takes you - a human - back to this outpost, and tends to you while you recover from your injuries. Before long, he takes a shine to you.
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early access!! whoops i accidentally wrote 4,000 words of this guy. i hope u like him.
spicy exclusive conclusion coming tomorrow!!
love,
phas 💖
You're new in town and checking out local bars to meet new friends - or maybe more. Turns out, it's the guy behind the bar that catches your eye the most.
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early access! i've been kinda spinning my wheels with writing recently, just haven't been able to get the words onto the page. (Lia has been a huge help with that.) but this one actually went pretty smoothly, so i'm hoping that means i'm climbing out of a rut. it's cute and simple.
after this, i have an itch to do something fantasy again.
enjoy!!
love,
phas 💖
here's a SPICY SEQUEL to https://www.patreon.com/posts/baking-with-your-88560712
it's kinda goofy??
enjoy x
love,
phas 💖
i wanted to record more of the Curse of Strahd sourcebook as an audiobook for you, so, for this week's SFW exclusive, that's what i did.
there's a lot of dark stuff in this chapter. pls be aware of content warnings for mentions of suicide, cannibalism and body horror.
love,
phas 💖
You thought you would have a calm day in on Saturday, maybe ordering in and catching up on some episodes of your favorite show. That is, until your friend shows up at your door with arms full of groceries and demands to use your kitchen. Instead of relaxing, the two of you will be cooking (well, baking) up trouble.
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early access! this immaculate script was once again written by Lia. thank u!
2023-08-31 19:55:38 +0000 UTC View Post
He isn't about to let you go without making you cum in public.
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here's the ✨ SPICY CONCLUSION ✨ to trainger 2. if you already listened to the first part, the new stuff begins at 20:57. ENJOY!!
love,
phas 💖
He finally found your number after losing it - and now he isn't about to let you go.
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early access!!!! here's a sequel to the trainger audio. look out for a SPICY CONCLUSION tomorrow!!
love,
phas 💖
You’ve been scouring the library in search of a book that will get you out of your reading slump. As you wander the aisles, about to abandon all hope, a knight in shining… well, he’s wearing a cardigan and not armor. But, that’s not the point. Your cardigan-clad savior has appeared, bearing recommendations and some rather nerdy jokes.
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early access! this is another wonderful script written by Lia, thank you <3
SFX credits:
"Cardboard cup place on table" by speedygonzo under CC BY 3.0
2023-08-23 14:20:17 +0000 UTC View Postwriting a roleplay wasn't really on the cards for me this week for ✨mental health reasons✨ so instead here is me making a fool of myself by singing Packed Powder by Blind Pilot for you.
the version in the Patreon audio player is vocals-only. there are 4 clicks at the start - if you cue up the song in your audio player or streaming service of choice and click play on the 4th click, my vocals should be pretty well lined up with the song!
if you prefer, there is a version here with the backing track, but karaoke-ifying it reduced the quality quite a lot, so bear that in mind.
sorry it's not a roleplay. i hope you like it anyway.
love,
phas 💖
Spaghetti and meatball is a himbo food.
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early access! this is another one written by Lia, and i hate her, because i had to stop so many times because i was laughing too much 🖕🏻
here's a little bonus outtake.
love,
phas 💖
Sometimes you want to do more than fuck. Now, all he wants to do is pleasure you.
In the version above, the listener has a vagina. If you want them to have a penis, click here.
2023-08-13 17:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post
After weeks of travelling together, he's feeling things he's never felt before.
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early access! the werewolf's back. you're welcome, or sorry, whichever is applicable to you.
awoo.
love,
phas 💖
After a nasty breakup, your best friend is driving you to the train station so you can return to your parents’ house. He’s upset that you’re leaving, but it seems deeper than that.
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early access! thank u to LIA for another LOVELY script <3
2023-08-09 15:53:51 +0000 UTC View Post
a while ago i did this silly experiment to see if i could make a roleplay that was entirely improvised with no prep WHATSOEVER. i couldn't, it quickly devolved into nonsense. i wanted to try something most improv-oriented again, though, so this time i just made a few bullet points. it went quite a lot better.
still plagued by ORBS though. enjoy x
love,
phas 💖
You answer a phone call from an unknown number. When he finally realizes he misdialled, it's already too late for him.
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early access! this is a script written for me by Lia. thank you Lia!!
2023-08-05 19:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post
You did it. You broke him.
sorry for the delay! but here, finally, is the spicy conclusion to this audio. enjoy 😌
love,
phas 💖
This has been a long time coming.
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early access! i'm sick as hell but i wanted to record this anyway, so here u go. SPICY CONCLUSION coming TOMORROW!!
love,
phas 💖
edit: the conclusion to this will actually come on Monday 31st, or possibly later if I'm still sick, not today. the script is pretty much ready to go, but while this cold wasn't so bad that i couldn't record the dialogue for the SFW part, the NSFW part (as usual) involves a LOT of heavy breathing, and i just can't stop coughing. sorry folks!! <3
2023-07-29 17:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You're not sure if "fate" is the right word, but it definitely seems like he needed to meet you today.
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early access! i wrote this 1,700 script in about an hour yesterday out of pure frustration at not being able to find anything on asmrscripthaven that i liked, and i think... it turned out to be one of my best ones? idk. i think it's really good.
enjoy, anyway
love,
phas 💖
CW: Chapter 6 (Old Bonegrinder) has many mentions of the death and eating of children. If you want to skip this, chapter 7 starts at 13:02.
here's another hour of reading curse of strahd for you. use it as an audiobook, or as a sleep aid, or both. it covers chapter 6, Old Bonegrinder, and chapter 7, Argynvostholt. enjoy
love,
phas 💖
You, an (ex?) hero, are slowly coming to terms with the fact that hero life isn’t all it cracked up to be. You’re tired. So tired. And the one person you’ve been able to put your trust in is your arch nemesis of all people. But you can’t deny, you feel safe around them, and they seem to genuinely worry for you. Maybe, for once, you can just relax.
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early access! this is a script written by FallingDropBear, and a sequel to this audio. i don't usually do ASMRScriptHaven "fills", and the original didn't do that well, but what the hell. i felt like, seeing as the sequel was there, i ought to do it.
there's a slightly extended sleep aid portion towards the end. get comfy for this one!!
love,
phas 💖
Now he's arrived, there's no stopping him.
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In the version of this audio in the player above, the listener has a vagina. If you'd prefer for them to have a penis, click here.
this one is full of subby moaning and lots of VERY wet mouth sounds at the start (although left the skin-slapping out of this one, just to mix things up a bit).
sorry for the long break. i hope u enjoy this.
love,
phas 💖
You've only been away on business for a day, but he can't bear to be apart from you any longer.
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early access! thank u for your patience, my loves. i'm back on top of things now :)
i liked the voice notes concept i did a while ago, so i thought i'd do it again but spicier. there will be a NSFW patreon exclusive continuation of this tomorrow, and i hope u look forward to it
i'll be streaming in just under a couple of hours at 9pm uk time on twitch - see you there!!
love,
phas 💖
hey my lovelies, just wanted to let you know that i won't be posting this weekend according to my schedule. i'm going through a period of SUCKY mental health, so writing has fallen behind. i have a script half-way done, but normally i'd have written and recorded and edited it by now and have it up for early access.
really sorry about this!! i'm sure i'll be able to pull myself together very soon. this is the first time since establishing my schedule over 3 months ago that i've missed an upload, and i'm proud of how long i've managed to stick to it, but i wish it could've been even longer.
i won't always post updates like this one on Patreon in the future, to avoid messying the feed. if you aren't already, please follow me on Threads (or Twitter, if you're still using that) where i'll always post notice of this sort of thing in the future.
thank u for your patience. love u.
phas 💖
He'd been avoiding you for weeks. Now it finally all comes out.
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early access! i've been focussing a lot on fantasy stuff for a while and now i wanna bring it back to the real world. here's something VERY cute and squishy.
i'll be streaming on twitch in just under 3 hours, at 9pm UK time - see you there!!
love u,
phas 💖
He didn't hesitate to come round and tend to you as soon as he got the message that you were sick. He's never shared his soup with anybody before. Please enjoy it.
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here's a comfy little SFW exclusive for u. i hope that, when you're sick, you have someone to look after you.
love,
phas 💖