After a long day, sometimes all you want to do is cuddle up and sleep.
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early access! i felt like doing an unscripted sleep aid, so here that is. there's virtually no dialogue after the first couple of minutes - just sleepy breathing and occasionally turning in bed. hope it helps you sleep <3
love,
phas 💖
A foraging session that he doesn't want you to think is a date takes a turn for the worst as a storm cloud opens up above you. How ever will you keep warm?
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early access! here's a sequel to the first love potion audio, once again written by our Lia. it's rly cute and has a bunch of nice ambient sounds. enjoy
love,
phas 💖
Camping in the woods together can get pretty boring -- but you know exactly how to spice things up. With a hunt.
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In the version of this audio in the player above, the listener character is referred to as "girl", has breasts and a vagina. I've made 7 other versions for different gender identities and anatomies, so find your preferred version here:
If you'd like the listener to be referred to as “girl” and:
Or if you'd like the listener to be referred to as “boy” and:
today i decided to post both the early access part and the conclusion as once, so you get the ✨ spice a day early. as always pls let me know if you spot any errors in the variants above - rendering 8 different versions of the same audio can be tricky!!
2023-07-01 17:13:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The lab is a dangerous place - but with you around, he can hardly keep his mind on his work.
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early access! here's another lovely script written by our Lia. it's so SO cute. i hope u like it.
love,
phas 💖
in this podcast thing, i talk about my experience running the Death House "tutorial" area of Curse of Strahd, and read from the book a little. featuring a surprise guest appearance from my air conditioner. enjoy 😌
2023-06-25 13:34:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Using your cunning and changeling abilities, you have managed to get into the good books of a werewolf hunter. Now to ply him for information - how much do they know?
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early access! this isn't even pretending to be a standard ASMR roleplay any more, this is just straight LORE.
i'll be streaming in just under 3 hours from now on twitch - the vibes are gonna be a bit different than normal, i'm gonna keep it nice and chill, so make sure to drop by!!
love u,
phas 💖
After spending the night with you, the werewolf who broke into your house is having to re-think some of his plans.
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early access! whew, i'm glad you liked the first werewolf audio. like, really. i'm so relieved. here's another one for you.
this has some juicy lore in it and makes connections to my vampire series (which you should listen to if you are a newcomer!!). welcome to the Phasmid Cinematic Universe. (this is a joke. kinda.)
i'll be streaming on twitch with a new game at 9pm UK time!! please come join, it's always a lotta fun.
love,
phas 💖
Luckily for you, your scent is too much for him — and in hybrid form, he has no problem lifting you up and treating you however he wants to.
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the new stuff starts at 26:55 if you wanna jump right to it. enjoy 😘
love,
phas 💖
After you agree to hide him, it's only natural that a bond should form between you and this unexpected werewolf visitor given what you have in common. That bond quickly becomes stronger than either of you expected.
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early access! okay, fine. i'm doing the werewolf thing. here you go.
i actually really enjoyed making this. i don't know how it ended up so long. i just couldn't stop writing.
and yes, there WILL be a V E R Y spicy conclusion to this for patrons tomorrow.
love u,
phas 💖
p.s. no stream today. sorry!!
2023-06-17 18:57:54 +0000 UTC View Post
He's invited you out to the log cabin he built himself, but the weather's taken a turn for the worst. You aren't afraid of much, but for some reason thunder really gets to you. Luckily, he's there for you - and his arms are so strong and warm...
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early access! we had a BIG thunderstorm here a couple of days ago, so ofc i was inspired to write an audio featuring a lot of thunder. i love thunder & lightning personally, but i know it's unpleasant for a lot of people. if that's you, i hope this comfort audio helps. if not... listen to it anyway?
(also... another anxiety comfort audio right after the plane one? i've only just noticed that similarity. ah well!)
love u,
phas 💖
It's your first time on a plane, and you're pretty nervous. Luckily an experienced older guy is in the seat next to you. Who doesn't love an experienced older guy?
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why the fuck did i write that blurb. anyway, here's this weeks SFW audio!! this concept comes from Emma on my discord server - thank you Emma 😌
normally i would have streamed yesterday, but i had to cancel - so i'm streaming today instead. i'll be live in 4.5 hours over on twitch - see you there!!
love,
phas 💖
You've been waiting for the right moment to approach, not sure of how things will go. Eventually your impatience gets the better of you and you break in - not expecting to fall right into a trap.
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early access! this is a script originally written by Lia by commission for Mei, who gave me permission to post this audio publicly. thank you!! typically the audios i record for people on commission are private, but i'm glad for the opportunity to share this one with everybody. i hope you like it 😌
love,
phas 💖
Everybody else cancels all at once, leaving just you and him. He comforts you, of course - but will it turn into anything more?
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early access!! thank you to Raven for the cameo as the Server 😌
i blasted this script out in like 1.5 hours and it turned out to be mega cute. i don't usually put music on my audios but i thought it made sense in this one - it's nice n soft. hope you like it
i'll be streaming on twitch in 3 hours time. i'm sure i'll see you there!!
love,
phas 💖
when i was putting the compilation together i thought something simpler, with no dialogue or SFX, might be nice. isolating just these sounds from audios i'd already made would have been very time consuming, so i recorded new ones instead <3
there are 3 rough "phases" to this, each more intense than the last. if you want to listen to just one phase (and, perhaps, put it on repeat, for whatever reason), then here you go (there's a repeat button in the bottom-right corner of the player):
love,
phas 💖
hello, my loves! here's a compilation of NSFW scenes from my audios for u 😌
i have removed all references to gender (PLEASE let me know if i missed any!) so it should be suitable for ALL!!
enjoy in whatever way you deem fit.
love,
phas 💖
edit: a previous version of this audio accidentally referred to the listener as "girl" - sorry about this, it's been correct now!!
2023-06-04 17:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
You've been trapped by a supervillain, but it doesn't bother you. Something else has been on your mind recently, and your arch nemesis isn't about to let it eat away at you. This isn’t an interrogation; it’s an intervention.
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early access! this is a recording of a script written by FallingDropBear on reddit. it's the first time since my veerrrry first roleplay that i've recorded a script written by someone else that i didn't directly commission. i did this partly because i fancied it, and partly because GOD i was busy this week, i simply didn't have time to write 😅
anyway, i'm surprisingly happy with the results. i hope you enjoy it!!
love,
phas 💖
WOOF i've been busy. anyway here's half an hour of kissing. (it *does* include the stuff from the previous compilation!!)
this is early access and will be on youtube on Thursday. this weekend i am gonna do something similar but with all the *spicy* noises i've made for patrons. hope you look forward to that 😌
also, no stream this Wednesday - sorry!!
love,
phas 💖
You aren't quite sure how you found yourself here, and against all odds the situation seems to be getting worse when a giant stumbles across you. On the other hand, perhaps it's your lucky day.
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here, for you, my patrons, is this week's SFW exclusive audio. and i think this might be one of the cutest audios i've ever made? the youtube crowd are missing out, for sure.
i pitched my voice down in this one because, you know, giant. it came out super deep and rumbly. it might sound weird at first, but give it a few minutes and i think you'll really like it.
love,
phas 💖
Rumours of a coup turned out to be true, and for your fellow royal guard and you there is only one thing you can do — escape together.
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early access! this is a script written by our Lia. thank you 😌
this is part of the other side of the story originally told in the Royal Protector series, focussing on the ordinary castle guards instead of the elite. enjoy!
the stream i'd normally run on saturdays has been cancelled today - sorry about that!!
love,
phas 💖
He only moved in yesterday - but here's your chance to get to know him.
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early access! this one has a cameo from KanadeASMR - thank you so much for doing those lines for me, Kanade <3
i wanted to do the "Trapped In An Elevator" trope, and so i did, ok? you can't stop me. i'll do as many tropes as i want. maybe my next audio will just be this one again, except the elevator is purple, or the world is flat, or something. just TRY and stop me, ok??!?!
anyway as always i'm streaming on twitch at 9pm UK time today - that's in just over 3 hours!! see you there: https://twitch.tv/phasmidasmr
love,
phas 💖
That bestial urge he talked about before manifests itself in a way that isn't so bad after all.
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In the version of this audio in the player above, the listener character is referred to as "girl", has breasts and a vagina. I've made 7 other versions for different gender identities and anatomies, so find your preferred version here:
If you'd like the listener to be referred to as “girl” and:
Or if you'd like the listener to be referred to as “boy” and:
wew, okay! it was kinda hard to keep track of all the different things I needed to edit to make all these versions, so it's possible I made a mistake somewhere. if you find anything misgendering or that refers to a body part the listener shouldn't have in any specific variant, please let me know!!
2023-05-21 11:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A couple of years on from inventing a cure for vampirism, and his lust for life is starting to wear out. Perhaps his lust for you can reawaken it?
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early access! the VAMPIRE'S BACK BABY. i love this guy. what a great guy.
there will be a SPICY PATREON-EXCLUSIVE CONCLUSION for this one tomorrow, and it's really fucking good. it's also got 8 variants to account for differences in gender identity and anatomy. i'm really pleased with it, tbh. i hope you do too - look forward to it at the regular time tomorrow.
as always, i'll be streaming Tears of the Kingdom on twitch, in an hour from now - 9pm UK time. please come join, it's always hella fun.
love you,
phas 💖
The party was kinda wild, and now, the next morning, your crush has waken up on your sofa, alone - but not alone for long.
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early access. deja vu? i did "You Wake Up On Your Crush's Sofa" before, and thought it would be fun to do exactly the same scenario, but with the roles reversed. maybe that was a silly idea. still cute, though.
as always i'll be streaming at 9pm tonight - that's in 3.5 hours - on Twitch!! see you there!
love,
phas 💖
hey my loves! here's a far too long ramble about the history of the channel, and an update on how it's doing now.
i've spoken before a bunch of times about how i got into this, and maybe even recorded something like this before as part of some other update/ramble, but i wanted to make a DEFINITIVE one, so that's what this is. i look at a few stats and things, talk about my history with ASMR and employment and all sorts. i hope it's interesting. if not, i hope it gets you off to sleep.
i also recorded that improvised roleplay i talked about - or part of it. it was a bit of a failed experiment 😅😅😅 but nonetheless, i have uploaded it here!! enjoy. maybe.
love u,
phas 💖
edit!!! i said in the audio that i would give u a link to a really old audio of mine that's unlisted, the first thing i ever uploaded. i forgot to do that!! so here it is now https://youtu.be/WD5lIO6luN8
2023-05-14 16:32:00 +0000 UTC View Postin this long ramble i talked about wanting to make a roleplay that was entirely improvised. here's my first attempt, and it's definitely a total failure hehehe
i just hit record without any ideas in my head, not even a character or a premise, and started making noise. turns out that's a terrible idea, at least when you have very little experience doing improv. i'm defo a writer, not an improviser.
i might do something improvised again in the future, but with a premise to start with, and maybe a barebones outline of a plot. that might go a little better.
i hope you're at least able to have a chuckle at this failed attempt.
with love,
phas 💖
The one-sided rivalry between the two of your finally comes to an end when he realises he needs your help - and likes you more than he would ever admit.
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early access! here's some more fantasy stuff for you. it's cute, i think. simple. i like it.
anyway i'm streaming more Tears of the Kingdom at 9pm, 3 hours after this is posted https://twitch.tv/phasmidasmr - see you there!!
love,
phas 💖
You stayed in touch, despite your best judgement - until he went dark. You couldn't stay away, and get dragged into something that perhaps you shouldn't have.
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early access! here's another sick script written by my friend Seh. another stonker, i would say. hope you like it!!
i'm on holiday this week, so won't be streaming this evening like i normally would. instead, i'll be streaming some time tomorrow, playing Tears of the Kingdom. follow me on twitter, i'll announce the time there when i'm sure of it.
love you,
phas 💖
In this audio, the listener character has a vagina. If you'd prefer for them to have a penis, listen to this one.
It turns out that being forced to share a bed isn't so bad after all - at least not when you've been crazy about each other for years, but just too afraid to say it.
2023-05-07 14:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
In this audio, the listener character has a penis. If you'd prefer for them to have a vagina, listen to this one.
It turns out that being forced to share a bed isn't so bad after all - at least not when you've been crazy about each other for years, but just too afraid to say it.
2023-05-07 14:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
His dumb ass booked the wrong room, and now you're stuck with one double bed to share. Whatever will you do? Oh noooo~
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early access! at first i thought this one might be kinda junky and trashy but i put more effort than i expected to into the sounds and stuff and i think the performance is rly good so... i hope u like it, and look out for the spicy ending coming tomorrow!!
as always i'm gonna be streaming in just under 3 hours from now, 9pm UK time, at https://twitch.tv/phasmidasmr - see you there!!
love,
phas 💖