Like a Virgin

Enough Gatorade Zero to Fill the Nile!

In which we discuss Gagachella, our secret lives as Disney adults, The White Lotus finale, Snow White 2025, The Last of Us, Uber horror stories, Universal's Epic Universe, The Pitt finale, what we ...

Trans is Beautiful (and annoying)

Udates on Rose's trip to LA, Fran being a media mogul, the new Hunger Games book, Lucy Dacus, and more.

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Sorry this is a day late, I (Rose) am in LA and spent yesterday walking 20,000 steps around Disneyland. We recorded this shorter episode last week so it's not the most timely, but please enjoy our ...

TS Samantha Rockwell

Featuring: Drag Race, White Lotus, fashion talk, Severance, The Pitt, Mayhem updates, and more!

They/Them Causing May/Hem

STREAM MAYHEM BY LADY GAGA

Trans Pregnancy Scare (AUDIO FIXED)

have you ever wanted to hear fran recount the plot of the film passion of the christ? well, you're in luck.

here's hoping emilia perez wins every oscar it's nominated for!!!

Every Straight Person Should Try Gay Sex

slash every straight person HAS tried gay sex

phantom of the dance floor

we've been gone for two weeks and have LOTS to say about abracadabra, traitors, drag race, the buffy reboot and more!

Sorry divas we have to skip this week

The girls are still recovering and the scheduling is just not happening but we will record an extra long episode to make it up to you 💋💋

this weekend's episode!

is coming late, maybe tomorrow. rose is sick! pls send her good vibes. xx

What talking Disney animals do Fran and Rose most embody?

Per this week's episode, we accepting submissions for which Disney animal you'd assign to Fran and Rose. (please leave Timon and Pumbaa out of this conversation)

paws up!!!!!!!!!!

we are about to get so annoying in mayhem era, just forewarning everyone.

Justice for Joella

Karla Sofia Gascon said she hates us.

FrouFrouSexua

In which we discuss:

EUSEXUA
TRAITORS
NEIL GAIMAN
EMILIA PEREZ (AGAIN)
THE PENGUIN
INAUGURATION FATIGUE
THE ROOM NEXT DOOR

and more!

I have a tummy ache

we're both out of town this week, this was recorded directly after last week's episode. my tummy hurts and i forgot what we talked about, so this will be a surprise for all of us!

The TraitHERs

Rose has a new friend. Fran hates real estate agents. We've both watched Drag Race and The Traitors. Chocolat is still a 3.5 star movie.

Ack! Chocolat!

Nosferatu + Babygirl + Chocolat = Chocbabyratu

Engulfed in the Magic of Cinema

Our final main ep of the year! Fran finally saw Anora, Rose cut her own bangs, Nosferatu fucks.

Rose’s Christmas watch list

Sorry this is late! Mix of stuff I watch every year and new things/things I added to this year’s list.

The Family Stone

Dr Seuss’s How the grinch stole Christmas (live a...

"They're Always Trying to Foil Me"

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! In this episode we talk about Mariah Carey's Christmas show, casting a gritty Grinch reboot, Blake Lively drama, SZA's new album, and more!

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Luigi Mangione Updates

we need him bad

it puts the lotion on its skin

sorry this is late we recorded earlier in the week but rose has family in town so the schedule is a bit off

we talked about dune prophecy (rose has watched and does an explainer on it in the ...

DEEP DIVE TOPIC SUBMISSIONS

We are, generously, adding monthly "deep dive" episodes to our offering in an homage to our pre-Patreon era. These bonus episodes are only available to those who support at our middle tier "Mommy P...

Hot Frosty Loads

This is a weird one! Rose recounts the plot of Hot Frosty to Fran and the duo discuss Smile 2, Black Friday shopping, where to take your family visiting NYC, and more!

No One Sucks the Wicked

WICKED REVIEW! SPOILERS FOR WICKED PART 1! WE RECORDED THIS TWO TIMES!

We also talk about Oh Mary and Emilia Perez. Wicked starts about twenty minutes in.

Let's have a conclave

In which we answer your questions and cover a range of topics including Conclave, Emilia Perez (kind of), Terrifier 3, Charli on SNL, Bayonetta, Bluesky, and more.

Q&A

For this week’s episode we want to answer your burning questions. Drop a comment with a question about pop culture, style, beauty, pop culture. Do you need advice on your personal life? Sex tips?...

Gina Gershon to the Polls

We talk about the election for the first thirty or so minutes so if you can't handle that please skip. Also: Thanksgiving (2023), GBBO, Sunset Blvd, Terrifier 2, Heretic, and more!

C0ck the Vote

Musings on Coclave, fall fashion, Sephora beauty recs, Ragtime at NYCC, and more!

Disease All Along - Part 2

the second part of our final agatha recap/disease review