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[Episode] Hard Die

Deep inside the Cavalier, a team of terrorists has seized a bar, taken hostages, and declared war.

One man has managed to escape...

An on-duty mascot (Branson Reese) hiding somewhere i...

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Tomorrow

DEWEY. BOBOLI. CAVVY.
HARD DIE

12.18.25

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And Don't Forget Tees!

We almost forgot!! For the first time in a minute, Vanguard emblem tees are back in the Rude Tales Sto...

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OH THESE, THOSE ART OF CHARACTERS! PRINT ON SALE NOW!

Our lovely show is always a feast for ears, but today it's a feast for the eyes! Branson has updated his class photo of the whole Cavalier crew, with some beloved new additions! He even made a hand...

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[Episode] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?

THE MIRROR SHATTERS! With our heroes Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Vestavia (Carly Monard...

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Oh These Those Chats of Show (Mirror Universe Edition)

Set vazers to...chat?? Joe is talking with Carly and Chris about all your burning questions on our 100th episode. Then, Tim joins Joe to answer a few Q's himself! What a bounty of audio for you!! View Post

OTTSS Top Ten '25! Last Day to Vote!

If you're still in line, STAY IN LINE!

Voting closes at midnight eastern tonight. Let your voice be heard. You wanna vote for only Delicious Donald episodes? Buddy, that's your right and ...

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ANNOUNCING: The OTTSS Top Ten '25!

Well, now that we've got a nice, round 100 episodes, seems like as good a time as any to once again poll you, our intrepid listeners, for the THE TEN GREATEST EPISODES OF OH THESE, THOS...

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Gotta Catch These All!

Smell ya... now??

As a special These Those 100 treat, enjoy some art from our very own Branson Reese depicting the Pokémon evolutions of some of your fave These Those Characters!

Did...

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[Episode] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... (Ep 100!)

What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Spa...

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[Episode] C.B. the Cool-Baby

When a mysterious visitor arrives aboard the CSS Cavalier, will Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher), destroy him and subject him to awful...

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[Episode] The Name of the Place is Camelon-5

When Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings) has strange visions of a woman in a lake talking about a sword, he has no choice but to take a ride to the mysterious planet Camelon-5 and see what's what. But...

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[Episode] What to Expect When You're On an Away Mission

With the shocking revelations of last episode, Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), tries to pick the right moment to tell Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), the joyous news. Maybe she can find the perf...

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[Episode] Virgin Alert!

This episode was supposed to be titled "Grim Sun Tide", but I was overruled ¯\(ツ)/¯.

Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at 2025-06-20 16:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post

[Episode] The Nintendo Switch 3- Mootant Massacre

With our heroes Threadcount (Christopher Hastings), Mitzi (Ali Fisher), and Vestavia (Carly Monardo) trapped by Dr. Genesis (née Aldo Nintendo) and his army of Mootants, do they have any chance of...

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[Episode] The Nintendo Switch 2- Mmmbop

Trapped! In the 90s?!?!

Mitzi (Ali Fisher), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Threadcount (Christopher Hastings), find themselves trapped in 1996 Los Angeles, with no sign of Aldo Nintendo, and n...

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[Episode] The Nintendo Switch (Part 1)

When Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Mitzi (Ali Fisher), are sent to investigate Darkmoon Deep Science Station and its chief scientist, Dr. Aldo Nintendo (Joe ...

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[Episode] The Voyager

When a mysterious visitor...traveller... Voyager arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he seeks to learn all he can about this little starship where we lay our scene. And who better to guide him than Meredi...

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[Episode] Defending Your Holy Life

When a new spot opens up in a prestigious Choir of Space Angels, Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) is summoned from the CSS Cavalier to Space Heaven to see if she's up to the task. She'll have to give it h...

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[Episode] Cube of Terror

When Vanguard Internal Affairs Officer Hank Pissed (Joe Lepore), arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he summons two top agents, Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity (Ali Fisher), to help him uncover a dead...

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[Episode] The Ship Before Time

When Boboli (Carly Monardo), Single Chance (Tim Platt), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese), find themselves on an ancient starship, they find themselves in an adventure... 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKIN...

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[Episode] A Very Long Minute (with Ryan North)

Ah yes, just another typical day aboard the CSS Cavalier for crewmembers like Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Gelmire Lysdander (Tim Platt), and Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings). But will it remain that ...

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OH THESE, THOSE CHATS OF SHOW INTO DARKNESS

The time has come to answer Qs! Joe, Chris, and Tim are here to reveal everything you ever wanted to know about Ted Crount, the Teal Light, and everybody's favorite funny novels.

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[Episode] The Mysterious Matter of Ted Crount

When ship systems begin to go strangely awry aboard the CSS Cavalier, Engineer Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Groomda (Tim Platt) have little choice but call upon the help of the Cavalier's I...

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[Episode] Walk Like an Ungyptian

THE NEPHEWS RETURN!

But will they all survive? Or will an encounter with the mysterious Jaish Al-Ghost (Joe Lepore) and his hunt for a mysterious artifact spell doom for Rupert (Christopher H...

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[Episode] Call Me Ugly

Fresh out of a brief stay in Sick Bay, Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) returns to active duty, on a seemingly simple mission with Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and mild-mannered ensign Single Chance ...

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[Episode] In Tealest Light

When Werimether (Christopher Hastings) creates a new holozone program, the whole crew gets swept up by his fictional English Village: Little Tooting. I don't know why! You'd think they'd have reall...

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Special Announcement from the OTTSS Crew

Hello, Dear Audience!

It's me, Joe Lepore- the one who says 'Wow' at the beginning of every episode, with a special announcement. Are you sitting down? Well stand up because it's going to be...

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[Episode] How to not Get Blown Up from the Inside

Boboli (Carly Monardo), Guy Normal (Branson Reese), and ship's Olympian Gene Lime (Tim Platt) meet two alien species that just can't get along. Who will come out on top? Who will end up with a wad ...

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[Episode] Justice... and/or Discipline

When Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) brings Scandal (Carly Monardo), Groomda (Tim Platt), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher) to the idyllic world of Jessbo-2, all he can hope for is that the Je...

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