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The Official Trek Draft Rules

If you've enjoyed our latest Special Episode and are wondering...

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[Episode] Hiss the Bride

When Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) is tasked with planning the Bachelorette Party for Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), she naturally invites Meredith's best fried, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt...

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[Episode] Groundroach Day

What would happen, one wonders, if that villainous mastermind Darkly Gameover (Joe Lepore), hacked into the CSS Cavalier holozone to create a series of deathtraps to test Liberty Balboa (Branson Re...

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RED ALERT- Tickets on sale for Rude Tales Live at the Bell House!

Attention Officers!

If you're a fan of Oh These, Those Stars of Space, chances are you might also like Rude Tales of Magic. Well, good news for you: we're returning to the B...

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[Episode] A Ship in a Pocket

In order to pass through a dangerous Correxian checkpoint, the CSS Cavalier is shrunk down to the size of a coin, and escorted secretly by Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Klaus Kitski (Branson...

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[Episode] Showdown at Prosperous Chasm

When Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Ship's Cat Chestershire (Ali Fisher), and Ship's Mortician Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese), need emergency shuttlecraft repairs on the abandoned mining p...

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ALERT: Today is the Last Day Ever to buy our Scandal Tees!

Don't wait one second longer! Buy one for you and one each for your 100 closest relatives! Head to https://www.rudetalesof...

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OTTSS and Rude Tales Holiday Merch On Sale Now!

More like Black HOLE Friday!!!

We're back with another round of exclusive merch just in time for the holidays- including an incredible new SCANDAL Tee & Sweatshi...

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[Episode] "Chesterfields are Dying Left and Right!"

Sometimes, dear listener, family reunions aren't 100% joyful. I know this may come as a shock to you, all the more reason you'll relate to Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), when she's visited by ...

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[Episode] Connect the Botz

By the end of this episode, you'll be like "Rip Van Winkle? More like Rip...Van...Twinkle Toes!"

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo)
Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings)...

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[Episode] The Curious Case of the Crunbo

Scandal (Carly Monardo). Charity (Ali Fisher). Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings). In a room with a Crunbo. What could go wrong?

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OH THESE, THOSE CHATS OF SHOW! Pre-Labor Day Edition

Chat time, you extraterrestrials! Joe, Ali, Chris, and Carly are makin' pods and answerin' Qs. We talk guest star Ryan North, all the latest Vestavia news, and even squeeze in Trill Talk. It's Oh T...

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[Episode] The Prince and the Tentacle

When a Vanguard Tentacle Expert arrives on the ship, Groomda (Tim Platt) can't be far behind. And when that Tentacle Man has an old friend aboard- Helmsman Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) ...

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[Episode] Tale as Old as Space

When Junior Mortician Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Ship's Agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), and Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings), find themselves on the bridge of the CSS Cavalier, we can...

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ANNOUNCING: The OTTSS Top Ten!

You've waited patiently, and now here it is: the results from our Spring poll for the Top Ten Episodes of Oh These, Those Stars of Space! Thanks to everyone who made their voices h...

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OH THESE, THOSE CHATS OF SHOW with Friends Joe and Tim

Chat Time! Friends Joe and Tim are here to answer your burning Qs, cast the cast as Superman and Batman Villains, and even drop a little announcement at the end...! I guess it's just another Oh The...

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[Episode] Bright Lights, Ring City

On a critical mission for the CSS Cavalier, Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and his bodyguards Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity Mesterfield (Ali Fisher) have nowhere to turn but to an old fr...

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[Episode] Spacemellow Hollow

When a mysterious door appears before three Cavalier crewmembers, they find themselves freed from the hustle-bustle of the galaxy. Each is faced with a momentous choice. Will Werimether (Christophe...

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[Episode] The Legend of Sleepy Fellow

Though beloved members of our heroic crew, sometimes officers Clare President (Taylor Moore) and Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt) can feel like outsiders. And when the ship's hot new schoolmaster, Ichabo...

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ANNOUNCING: THE OTTSS TOP TEN

For the first time ever, the incredible minds behind Oh These, Those Stars of Space are reaching out you, our beloved listeners, to compile the definitive OTTSS TOP TEN Countdown (until we do this ...

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OH THESE THOSE CHATS OF SHOW X

Brought to you by the Black Orb on Taylor's desk!

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Alert! Full Cast in Visual Range!

No new episode this week (too busy celebrating our loves) but instead we thought we'd treat you with an all-new image of the entire Cavalier crew! Yep, From Chestershire all the way to Marvin Blond...

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[Episode] Top of the Computer To Ya

When the crew of the Cavalier discovers a shipwreck in deep space with ties to their past, you won't be shocked to learned they send an away team to check it out. Including our heroes Bubbsriel (Ca...

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[Episode] The Wa of Aqua

While the crew mourns a fallen comrade, duty still calls for Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Clare President (Taylor Moore). And, with the Cavalier's water res...

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THE GROOMDA FILES: Part Final (pt. 5)

Part Final

by Aubrey Lysander

“Dude, I seriously think working at those weird magazines has, like, rotted your brain. You assume everything is a con...

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New Merch Honoring the Life and Legacy of Threadcount-900 😢

Available Now here: https://www.bonfire.com/androids-never-die/

An incredible new shirt from our very own ...

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THE GROOMDA FILES: Part MORE (yeah, more GROOMDA) (pt. 4)

Part MORE (yeah, more GROOMDA)

by Aubrey Lysander

Memory of a stupor.

Just type what you can recall. Already everything is fading.

The tentacle lul...

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THE GROOMDA FILES: Part Spacethree (pt. 3)

Part SpaceThree

by Aubrey Lysander

I have one of Groomda’s tentacles.

It’s about two feet long. Four inch circumference in the middle with each e...

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THE GROOMDA FILES: Part Groo (pt. 2)

Part Groo
by Aubrey Lysander

Here are the facts.

1) Groomda is a high ranking officer on the Cavalier.

2) Groomda is a scientist.

3) Groomda is more successful ...

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THE GROOMDA FILES: Groomda's Deal (pt. 1)

Groomda’s Deal

by Aubrey Lysander

My brother Gelmire has long provided me material. Back when the notion of a career in writing was as distant from my though...

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