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Harry Styles Releases Line of 'Noncommittal' Pronoun Pins, For People Who Don't Like To Label Themselves

This is probably meaner that it needed to be, but whatever. Do people still say "kiting"? Do people know what that is? 

The first pin was originally going to say "I'm not a gender. I'm M...

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Patreon Thank You Comic, April 2022

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Guide To Horror

Pictured below: A teaser image of Koji Shiraishi’s latest spine-tingler.


I worry I ...

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Patreon Thank-You Comic, March 2022

Apologies this one is a little late-- my tablet has been on the fritz

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Patreon Thank-You Comic, February 2022

(it's not really him)

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Coming soon to your favorite streaming service

Kat: Ummm okay… what just happened?

Fezco: fuck is this… sum kinda fucked up thing…?

Cassie: Guys… *sniff* I think we’re in ...

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Bad Enders 2 (complete)

Read it here. No pdf version, unfortunately, due to image sizing issues. 


I'm sorry that it took so long. I...

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In The Penal Colony by Franz Kafka (Patreon Thank-You, 01/22)

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Patreon Thank-You Comic, December 2021

Remember them?

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Trad Twitter

Obviously, everyone in the comic is meant to be viewed as a reactionary moron, but I think the Tradcath guy gets off kinda light here. Really, all we know about him is that he hates Pope Gayis.

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Crowd Goes Wild After JPEGMAFIA Debuts Experimental New Hairline

This was originally going to be pitched to The Hard Times, but I figured why should someone with my amount of followers be giving my ideas to less funny places? I can get eyes on it without help. A...

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I wish everyone had the same level of solidarity that smokers do

I liked to imagine “Me and Michael” by MGMT playing over that last little panel in the bottom right.

Ah, smokers. What can you say about ‘em? On the one hand, they’ve been duped by on...

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Patreon Thank-You Comic, Novemeber 2021


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TMWWWBASATWI: An Illustrated Novella

Hello, party people! 

In case you somehow haven't heard, I've been spending the past several months working on an illustrated novella... and here it finally is!!!

No epub format, u...

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Patreon Thank-You Comic, October 2021

A spooky ghost tour, rendered a little moot now that it's November...

I probably could have delivered that third panel rug-pull a little bit better, with a little more oomph, but wha...

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Philosophy Youtube: 2 Sides

Aww, look at that little guy— how could you say no to someone like that? No, really— how would it be possible? Richard Nozick would like to know!

Anyway-- this c...

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Patreon Thank You Comic for September 2021

Alternate punchlines included; Abel seeing the names of a bunch of pornstars or that list of files that Bin Laden had on his computer. Remember that?

Apologies that there haven't been any com...

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Patreon Thank-You, August 2021

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Love Languages

The first page is laid out quite well, IMO, though the second one is a little cluttered. There are a lot of elements going on that have to be made clearly readable; it might have turned out better ...

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Enviro-Kids Help Save The Ocean

I basically felt like complete shit the entire time I made this, for obvious reasons, and contemplated whether it should even go up at all. I recall hearing various people complain that we are in t...

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Two Friends Discuss Catholocism (+bonus model sheets)

Chuck Palahnuik's short story Guts opens with the following instruction to the reader:

Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your b...

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Patreon Thank-You July 2021

Tattoo time

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Writer's Block

The main thesis of this comic is, if it wasn’t clear, that I am not much of a reader, which might surprise people, given how much I write, or rather, might actually just surprise the people who r...

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Old Pixar vs New Pixar

As I’ve been reading and writing more over time, I’ve found it necessary to communicate increasingly specific and abstract concepts and emotions— sort of like a painter finding a need to use ...

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I'm in Austin

I'm in Austin.


That's a fun little joke format, isn't it? You get the punchline up front, and get to hold onto it until it comes in handy at the end. I think just leaving it with t...

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The Man Who Loved Twinkies (Patreon Thank-You, June 2021)

Alternate Title: A Different Kind of Twinkie Defense

I agonized over different  methods of delivering that punchline, and am still not satisfied. The idea is really funny I think-- your ...

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A Cool Walk I Took

A short journal comic of a funny thing that happened to me on a walk. Wasn't really planning on uploading to patreon, originally, but I do think it's pretty funny, so here it is.

Omi...

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Progressive Ad Campaigns

I hated drawing this mutated frogs. Google “mutated frogs” if you want to see something stomach turning— far more effective body horror than anything comic or piece of art I’ve ever seen. View Post

Thank-You Comic for May 2021

Sorry I has to rush the art on this one a little more than I would have liked, I have a lot going on right now and leave to do a sleep study for ten days starting tomorrow. Enjoy

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Allyship Win

Incoming-- lots of hilarious geniuses quote tweeting this post with "this but unironically".

Originally, the acronym was going to spell out something foul like "BOGPUSSY" or "HAGZ" but I figu...

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