This is probably meaner that it needed to be, but whatever. Do people still say "kiting"? Do people know what that is?
The first pin was originally going to say "I'm not a gender. I'm M...
2022-05-05 16:18:59 +0000 UTC
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2022-05-04 02:54:05 +0000 UTC
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Pictured below: A teaser image of Koji Shiraishi’s latest spine-tingler.

I worry I ...
2022-04-18 16:10:54 +0000 UTC
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Apologies this one is a little late-- my tablet has been on the fritz
2022-04-06 16:52:46 +0000 UTC
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(it's not really him)
2022-03-02 18:06:16 +0000 UTC
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Kat: Ummm okay… what just happened?
Fezco: fuck is this… sum kinda fucked up thing…?
Cassie: Guys… *sniff* I think we’re in ...
2022-02-28 18:04:45 +0000 UTC
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Read it here. No pdf version, unfortunately, due to image sizing issues.
I'm sorry that it took so long. I...
2022-02-18 10:41:00 +0000 UTC
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2022-02-02 17:41:22 +0000 UTC
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Remember them?
2022-01-03 18:17:55 +0000 UTC
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Obviously, everyone in the comic is meant to be viewed as a reactionary moron, but I think the Tradcath guy gets off kinda light here. Really, all we know about him is that he hates Pope Gayis.
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2021-12-30 18:04:21 +0000 UTC
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This was originally going to be pitched to The Hard Times, but I figured why should someone with my amount of followers be giving my ideas to less funny places? I can get eyes on it without help. A...
2021-12-20 18:01:15 +0000 UTC
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I liked to imagine “Me and Michael” by MGMT playing over that last little panel in the bottom right.
Ah, smokers. What can you say about ‘em? On the one hand, they’ve been duped by on...
2021-12-09 17:56:27 +0000 UTC
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2021-12-02 21:06:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello, party people!
In case you somehow haven't heard, I've been spending the past several months working on an illustrated novella... and here it finally is!!!
No epub format, u...
2021-11-29 16:58:55 +0000 UTC
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A spooky ghost tour, rendered a little moot now that it's November...
I probably could have delivered that third panel rug-pull a little bit better, with a little more oomph, but wha...
2021-11-02 18:12:46 +0000 UTC
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Aww, look at that little guy— how could you say no to someone like that? No, really— how would it be possible? Richard Nozick would like to know!
Anyway-- this c...
2021-10-18 16:42:48 +0000 UTC
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Alternate punchlines included; Abel seeing the names of a bunch of pornstars or that list of files that Bin Laden had on his computer. Remember that?
Apologies that there haven't been any com...
2021-10-04 17:17:30 +0000 UTC
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2021-09-02 20:20:19 +0000 UTC
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The first page is laid out quite well, IMO, though the second one is a little cluttered. There are a lot of elements going on that have to be made clearly readable; it might have turned out better ...
2021-08-19 16:27:54 +0000 UTC
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I basically felt like complete shit the entire time I made this, for obvious reasons, and contemplated whether it should even go up at all. I recall hearing various people complain that we are in t...
2021-08-11 17:17:23 +0000 UTC
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Chuck Palahnuik's short story Guts opens with the following instruction to the reader:
Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your b...
2021-08-04 22:55:58 +0000 UTC
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Tattoo time
2021-08-03 16:57:13 +0000 UTC
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The main thesis of this comic is, if it wasn’t clear, that I am not much of a reader, which might surprise people, given how much I write, or rather, might actually just surprise the people who r...
2021-07-29 17:07:16 +0000 UTC
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As I’ve been reading and writing more over time, I’ve found it necessary to communicate increasingly specific and abstract concepts and emotions— sort of like a painter finding a need to use ...
2021-07-19 17:05:01 +0000 UTC
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I'm in Austin.
That's a fun little joke format, isn't it? You get the punchline up front, and get to hold onto it until it comes in handy at the end. I think just leaving it with t...
2021-07-13 17:49:49 +0000 UTC
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Alternate Title: A Different Kind of Twinkie Defense
I agonized over different methods of delivering that punchline, and am still not satisfied. The idea is really funny I think-- your ...
2021-07-03 19:56:14 +0000 UTC
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A short journal comic of a funny thing that happened to me on a walk. Wasn't really planning on uploading to patreon, originally, but I do think it's pretty funny, so here it is.
Omi...
2021-06-30 17:43:23 +0000 UTC
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I hated drawing this mutated frogs. Google “mutated frogs” if you want to see something stomach turning— far more effective body horror than anything comic or piece of art I’ve ever seen.
2021-06-28 16:41:21 +0000 UTC
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Sorry I has to rush the art on this one a little more than I would have liked, I have a lot going on right now and leave to do a sleep study for ten days starting tomorrow. Enjoy
2021-06-01 22:14:18 +0000 UTC
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Incoming-- lots of hilarious geniuses quote tweeting this post with "this but unironically".
Originally, the acronym was going to spell out something foul like "BOGPUSSY" or "HAGZ" but I figu...
2021-05-31 17:31:30 +0000 UTC
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