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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's??: Episode 342

While investigating reports that Vice President Kamala Harris may have worked at McDonald's, I seek valuable intelligence from another fast food chain owned and operated by nearly six guys.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 341

While visiting the White House to lobby "lame duck" President Biden on passing executive action related to the McDonald's Pizza matter, I suffer an embarrassing accident for which I must extend a s...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 340

After a Hawaiian Breeze-scented oil explosion forces me to take several baths, my fingers become so pruny that my home security is put at risk.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 339

After last week's electrocution incident, I update the Glade Plugins medical department on my recent doctor's visit and receive some startling disinformation vis-à-vis which of their products is s...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 338

My award-pending investigative series Sériàlle comes to an abrupt end, when I am threatened with legal action by a major local New York newspaper.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 337 - Sériàlle, Episode 5

My investigation into mysterious McDonald's Pizza matters in Canada leads me to a floating McDonald's in Vancouver which once played host to a team of Dracula chasers.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 336 - Sériàlle, Episode 4

I employ the expertise of film critic Jordan Hoffman to analyse the quality of "Gone in a Heartbeat", the television movie adaptation of the Whitehorse McDonald's kidnapping.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 335 - Sériàlle, Episode 3

Notable Canadian Mr. Steven Page joins the program to enlighten listeners about the nature of those dark and troubled souls who choose to live in Whitehorse, home of the McDonald's Pizza Kidnapping...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 334 - Sériàlle, Episode 2

Professional treasure hunter Christian B. Roper shares startling and disturbing information about a brutal k-wording (kidnapping) that may have been committed as retaliation for serving pizza at th...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 333 - Sériàlle, Episode 1

On episode 1 of Sériàlle, our new serialized series about Canadian McDonald's Pizza matters, a remote town in the territory of Yukon Territory begins to reveal its startling secrets.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 332

At great risk to my own personal safety, I uncover exactly who manufactures the pizza ovens currently being used by Tim Horton's. And this information is sure to throw McDonald's into an uncontroll...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 331

In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.

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A Special Report on the 2024 Total Eclipse from a Canadian McDonald's Parking Lot

Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 330

Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 329

On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 328

Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ...

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 327

To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 326

After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 325

Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 324

As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 323

I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 322

I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 321

On the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 320

I incorporate a new company, Panoply Polling (a wholly owned subsidiary of Pizzaply Polling), to call people on the telephone and ask their opinions of McDonald's Pizza.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 319

At the risk of exposing personal details about the health of my bodily person, I reveal the reason why this episode of the program was delayed.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 318

On my paranormal-themed sub-podcast Crust to Crust AM, I investigate the connection between McDonald's experimental new beverage restaurant CosMc's and extraterrestrials from outer space.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 317

On this special Christmas edition of the program, I debut a new poem about celebrating the birthday of Christ Ben-David while living in New York City.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 316

I interview one highly qualified candidate and one slightly less qualified candidate to be my new unpaid intern in charge of the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat".

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 315

After being treated rudely by my colleagues in legacy media, I seek revenge by lodging an official complaint.

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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 314

In this first of a special two-part episode(s), my search for an unpaid intern to help me cover the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat" ends in utter rudeness from my respected colleagues.

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