Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 313
On this day of Thanksgiving, I have trouble giving thanks to Postmates, who delivered my turkey in sub-optimal condition.
2023-11-21 16:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 312
I offer the United Nations my plan to end all wars if they agree to my terms re: McDonald's Pizza.
2023-11-14 03:36:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 311
In an effort to gain leverage over the McDonald's Corporation, I endeavor to supply them with cheap sawdust for use in their hamburger patties.
2023-10-31 23:19:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 310
On a special Halloween edition of the program, I seek spiritual/technical support for my malfunctioning Ouija board.
2023-10-28 14:05:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 309
I am forced to travel far from home to investigate whether Taylor Swift dresses as Ronald McDonald's in her new motion picture. In the process, I befriend a fellow "journo" there to experience the ...
2023-10-21 13:54:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 308
While visiting a famous painting of a woman in gold, I was surprised to discover the galerie offered no information about this painting's relation to the McDonald's Golden Arches.
2023-10-14 20:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 307
Upon learning a certain social media mogul might want to use my book to train his artificial intelligence, I endeavor to ban him from purchasing said book at his local bookseller.
2023-09-30 03:24:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 306
Concerned about who will inherit my investigative journalism empire, I pursue the possibility of cloning my own heir.
2023-09-23 01:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 305
With McDonald's removing self-serve soda machines from their dining rooms, I call upon an expert in the art of jerking soda to explore the idea of the old-fashioned soda jerk making a return to the...
2023-09-17 15:12:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 304
I am joined by my colleague, journalist Jason Koebler of 404 Media, who shares with me his reporting on the potential of hacking McDonald's McFlurry machines and other McDonald's equipment such as ...
2023-09-01 03:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 303
Waning interest in superheroes means McDonald's is about to dump massive amounts of unsold Loki Season 2 branded sweet n' sour sauce into our fragile environment. I inform the authorities.
2023-08-11 19:05:44 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 302
I officially announce my relocation to New York City, a.k.a. Pizza Town, USA, and set up a briefing with one of the area's top officials: the honorable Mayor Eric Adams.
2023-08-01 03:17:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 301
With the podcasting industry in financial ruins, I reclaim the abandoned trademark for the Panoply Network and reinstate my program as one of its flagship titles.
2023-07-29 05:46:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 300
Continuing my investigation into the disappearing items on the McCafe bakery menu, I travel to my local McDonald's to find some answers. And perhaps, to make a new friend.
2023-07-22 03:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 299
McDonald's has pulled McCafe Bakery items from their menu. Is this history repeating itself? No, but I go undercover as a long haul truck driver to get to the bottom of it anyway.
2023-07-20 04:39:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 298
Disturbed by the recent Grimace's birthday milkshake TikTok trend's disrespect toward those who have actually passed away due to the consumption of McDonald's food, I seek to memorialize these fall...
2023-06-30 05:10:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 297
I attempt to understand a piece of McDonald's Pizza fan fiction involving characters from a popular "Japanimation" program.
2023-06-27 05:04:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 296
In the wake of the total collapse of the podcast advertising market, I seek a sponsorship from a popular purveyor of green gut powder. But when I try a sample mixed with a limited edition Grimace's...
2023-06-22 05:33:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 295
A Silicon Valley startup using robot labor to make pizzas has shut down. Before I purchase the automotons for my own uses (bringing back McDonald's Pizza), I consult with a spiritual advisor to ans...
2023-06-14 05:28:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 294
Because I have to prerecord this week's episode due to my recovery from major oral surgery, I employ the awesome powers of a psychic practitioner to help me make sure I do not miss any upcoming eve...
2023-06-01 05:05:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 293
As I prepare to undergo potentially fatal oral surgery, I arrange for my Willow 2: Through the Portal of Time documents to be displayed in one of the most sacred shrines to Hollywood royalty.
2023-05-25 05:31:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 292
The local New York-area newspaper called The New York Times has released a new audio application that has dire consequences for one of my elderly sub-contractors.
2023-05-19 04:42:57 +0000 UTC View PostEvidence File: Episode 11 - Neil Armstrong
Bad blood between the first three astronauts to travel to the moon leads to an untimely end for Neil Armstrong, one of America's greatest heroes.
2023-05-16 04:42:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 291
I reveal my plan to deincentivize child labor violations at McDonald's by teaching children the Good News about McDonald's Pizza while they are still living inside a human womb.
2023-05-11 05:29:57 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 290
In this special presentation of the season 2 premiere of Pizzaply Media's hit true crime podcast "Evidence File", the new anonymous Australian host explores the murder of the former anonymous Austr...
2023-05-01 04:23:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: 289 - Miniature Witness Protection Program
After a round of high-level corporate layoffs, I enroll all "whistle-blowing" former executives in my miniature witness protection program.
2023-04-25 04:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 288
A special presentation of my educational lecture delivered live at Boston College (one of the Boston colleges).
2023-04-06 18:33:45 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EXCLUSIVE: An Educational Lecture on McDonald's Pizza Live at Boston College
Exclusive for you the Patrons is this video presentation of my recent educational lecture on McDonald’s Pizza delivered at Boston College. An edited audio version will be published for the public...
2023-04-04 15:49:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 287
Broadcasting live from the restroom of a public bus on my way to lecture in Boston, Massachusetts, I answer listener questions about McDonald’s Pizza and other matters.
2023-03-30 16:54:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 286
I open the proverbial "vault" and unleash a long lost episode of the program from days of yore.
2023-03-24 22:14:53 +0000 UTC View Post