Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 285
A congressman gives me an idea for how to purchase my own McDonald's franchise using farmed hogs.
2023-03-15 06:07:53 +0000 UTC View Post
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Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 284
My colleagues at NPR allow me to rebroadcast a segment from their series Story Corps about a poor moonshiner whose life was changed forever by the taste of original recipe McDonald's Pizza.
2023-02-28 06:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 283
On this emergency "breaking news" edition of the program, I investigate a bizarre request from former president Donald Trump, who visited an Ohio McDonald's. In the process, I use artificially inte...
2023-02-24 05:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 282
I "catch up" on developments I missed re: artificial intelligence. In the process, I use an AI chatbot to help me write a touching tale about McDonald's Pizza.
2023-02-17 06:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 281
An investigation into a new McDonald's product called the New Tuna Cheesy Pizza Bread necessitates the answering of an oft-posed question: What is a pizza? For answers, I turn to the definition exp...
2023-02-13 06:53:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 280
I attempt to forensically analyze an original Canadian McDonald's Pizza box I received as a gift from the editors of Funicular Magazine.
2023-02-01 07:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostSome Announcements for Patron Eyes Only
Greetings, Patrons.
I come bearing some announcements that are rather sensitive in nature. I request that you honor the terms of the legally binding and rather somewhat even draconian secrecy...
2023-02-01 04:46:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 279
In an attempt to circumvent some Bic's Wite-Out based redactions on a sensitive McDonald's Pizza document I obtained from the National Security Agency, I suffer a minor incendiary accident.
2023-01-27 06:21:54 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 278
I investigate the security implications of the McDonald's corporation sharing sensitive pizza secrets on the Tick Tock video platform.
2023-01-20 01:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 277
On the season three premiere of Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?, I am finally awarded a well-deserved award and arrange for the proper home security with which to protect it.
2023-01-12 03:55:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 276 - The 2022 Christmas Special: Part 2
In this touching conclusion to my 2022 Christmas Special, an old friend gives me a glimpse of a dark future where McDonald's Pizza is all but forgotten.
2022-12-25 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 275 - The 2022 Christmas Special: Part 1
In this first part of my 2022 Christmas special, I am stopped from following through on a dangerous aquatic activity by a mysterious figure from my past.
2022-12-24 07:11:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 274
In light of recent nuclear fusion discoveries, I protect myself against a potential explosive disaster by planning to construct a convenient underground bunker.
2022-12-20 16:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: Fanatical Fans! - Episode 3
This week, I discuss some interesting nerd news, detail my frustrations in recapping the non-canonical Willow webseries, and have a close encounter with Superman himself, Mr. Dean Cain.
2022-12-16 17:43:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 273
I expose some disturbing information about the host of a Hulu reality competition webseries about pizza making.
2022-12-10 05:39:28 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: Fanatical Fans! - Episode 2
I continue recapping the Willow webseries. Plus, I share nerd news related to video and other games. And I visit a filming location from The Lord of the Rings.
2022-12-07 14:42:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 272
I investigate some intriguing information (or, potentially, disinformation) about McDonald's Pizza recounted by a fellow journalist during the 2022 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
2022-12-01 06:22:33 +0000 UTC View PostFanatical Fans! with Brian Thompson: Episode 1
On this premiere episode of "Fanatical Fans! with Brian Thompson", host Brian Thompson delivers your weekly dose of news related to intellectual properties beloved by fans. Plus, he recaps the firs...
2022-11-30 14:53:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 271
On this special Thanksgiving edition of the program, I offer a sample prayer to use with your family, provide some food safety tips when stuffing your turkey, and offer some further details on my p...
2022-11-24 06:06:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 270
I investigate replacing the troubled Twitter.com service with the CB radio community. Plus, I announce a new Pizzaply Media program and launch my first Patreon pledge drive by declaring if I do not...
2022-11-11 06:32:20 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 269
On this special Halloween edition of the program, I recount the story of a haunted McDonald's and make plans for how to distribute chicken McNuggets to trick or treaters while I am away from home.<...
2022-10-31 05:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 268
I am refused spiritual guidance regarding the aftermath of my consumption of a marijuana cigarette.
2022-10-28 04:27:15 +0000 UTC View PostPREVIEW: Evidence File - Episode 9: Franchesca Glitterati
On this special Halloween edition of Evidence File, a middle-class fish salesman with a curiosity about blood drinking gets more than he bargained for when he sucks the veins of a wealthy gold mine...
2022-10-26 16:54:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 267
I investigate the new so-called "adult Happy Meals" by altering my consciousness with legal drugs.
2022-10-20 06:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostEVIDENCE FILE: Episode 8 - Clifford Plunsky
A lawnmower salesman with a guilty conscience experiences a shock while playing the world's deadliest game.
2022-10-10 05:38:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 266
A listener does some deputy journalism in Brooklyn, and my investigation into a mysterious Facebook page leads me to the darkest wilderness of South Dakota.
2022-10-07 05:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EXCLUSIVE: The Old Rugged Meeple - Twilight: The Board Game
Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 265
Continuing my investigation into the deranged McDonald's fans of Facebook, I explore a bizarre page devoted to the Mediterranean Sea and expose myself to the dark secrets within.
2022-09-30 05:24:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?: Episode 264
Further investigation into the deranged minds behind strange comments on the official McDonald's Facebook page lead me down a darker and darker path.
2022-09-23 15:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostPREVIEW: Evidence File: Episode 7 - Eric and Patty Henderson
A happy couple with a newborn child experience a terrible accident they will do anything to cover up.
2022-09-19 21:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post