This week's episode comes directly from Joe's Stag Do. A stag do is where boys go to do podcasts, and we highly recommend it, especially to you, MISSUS. Gav quizzes Joe on the likes, dislikes, and ...
2023-05-26 15:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the late Patreon post, this $4bn website wasn't accepting new episodes for about 48 hours there. As an apology, here is a magic trick.
Think of a breakfast meat. Now think of a memb...
2023-05-21 09:52:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Come, come inside my fortune telling tent young man, or is it young woman? My wizened old crone eyes can't see too well these days.
What... "crone"? No, no it's fine, I can say it becau...
2023-05-13 17:25:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons, I am REALLY gassy right now.
In this one: Log does Mandalorian via Pussy Pals.
Steve does meat of the week.
Matt been stench in p*******.
God, I am so gassy.
2023-05-03 02:47:31 +0000 UTC View Post
PHello Patrons!
Here is an episode some of you have been waiting for and we hope it's worth the wait.
2023-04-19 20:21:23 +0000 UTC
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HOLA PATARYONAS xxx
Hoik up your britches and join us in the Regular Features tide pool, but mind you don't step on a hermit crab or one of those cool wet slugs. They were here first and we a...
2023-04-10 17:50:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Right on the heels of Episode 522 - it's Episode 5! 2! 3!
522 has ducked into a back alley in an attempt to escape the inevitable, but 523 has locked onto their scent. 522 looks around for an...
2023-04-04 07:52:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons. No, it's not the Kebabbies episode just yet. That meaty boy is still percolating in our collective guts, and it will come blasting out at you when you and we least expect it.
I...
2023-03-25 16:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Where do YOU think celebreties go on holiday? I think Kylie goes to Filey, and Farrah Fawcett goes to Dorset. I'd be interested to know who YOU think goes to Skegness, in my new long form interview...
2023-03-02 10:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Honky tonk, patreons.
Do you think they added the "and decorator" bit to "painter and decorator" because people kept accidentally booking watercolourists to come in and do the spare room? Lik...
2023-02-24 21:40:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am. Yes, thank you for participating in the annual whamming and bamming contest. Now who's next. Wham! Thank you sir, but I'm afraid you're disqualified. You forgot to bam....
2023-02-13 11:54:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons, this is your phone speaking. I just wanted to say that it's real nice and cosy inside your pocket. I bet you thought I'd say it stinks of coins and thighs, but that's just your inner...
2023-02-03 21:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the far future, where Blobbies buy you on eBay. Frightened yet? Well listen to Regular Features and feel a lot nicer about yourself.
2023-01-26 15:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Prince Harry's tadger keeps transporting him into realms of reveries, and we simply can't get enough.
2023-01-19 10:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post
In the beginning God created Golden Syrup.
Then he created podcasts.
Feels like two weird ones to start with but he seems to know what he's doing so who the fuck are
It's the first podcast of 2023 and to celebrate we've brought back an ancient Regular Features tradition - The Ramblemas.
Please enjoy and keep supporting us this year or we'll be sad x
2023-01-05 10:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... writes the crime scene investigator in the "REASON FOR FIRE" section of his crime solving notepad, as he shakes his head and cries into an evidence bag in the ...
2022-12-17 17:52:07 +0000 UTC View Post
There's never been a better time to invest in worms. Worms are under you right now, working around the clock to make the rotten wet soil nice enough that daisies will deign to sprout out of it.&nbs...
2022-12-07 15:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons. In this episode, Steve burns his candle at both ends. And Log invites you to embody him completely and understand once and for all the arduous process of producing a regular feature....
2022-11-30 18:01:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door... but where's the people? Did you know that church attendance has been in decline for decades. Among people aged between 18 and 24, the inciden...
2022-11-18 00:16:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The crime? A mordor. The suspect?! YOU.
And you thought you'd get away with it you little freak. Well say hello to a little thing we like to call JUSTICE.
2022-11-06 01:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Please, for god's sake, put down the weapon... and pick up a BIG SMILE because it is time for Regular Features actually.
This week, Joe takes policing into his own hands, and Steve talks abou...
2022-10-27 11:54:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons, what else can I tell ya, it's episode 506 of the Reg'lar Features podcast. In this one, Steve's on about legs. Log's on about herons. And Joe's on about the various nicknames given by ...
2022-10-20 02:38:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons,
Here is an episode of The Regular Features podcast that wouldn't exist if you didn't stick your hands in your pocket and send us the grubby pennies you find inside. Pennies tha...
2022-10-09 07:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! You know how submarines are designed to go under the water and do torpedos and pinging and that? Well we've just come up with an idea for a new type of submarine that goes above the wa...
2022-09-27 13:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-09-19 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We're not sure how we were able to pull ourselves together to record this but somehow - like the heroes that we are - we've created this podcasting tribute to the late (see: GREAT) Queen Elizabeth....
2022-09-11 19:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patreon readers. Remember when we gave out loads of bee names at Episode 500? Well this is a recording of us coming up with them at about 1am, out of our minds on hooch.
2022-09-08 10:18:30 +0000 UTC View Post
People say you can fly too close to the sun? Well we say you can't fly close enough. We say you can fly right up to it, so that your nude chest grazes along its surface as you circumnavigate its pl...
2022-09-04 09:58:49 +0000 UTC View Post