Here is the Episode 500 LIVE show!
This show features some bits that may be better experienced with your eyes so either get yourself a DeLorean and head back to the night of the show OR 2022-08-22 09:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post
On the eve of the episode 500 live show, all five Feature boys got together, drank far too much, and recorded a question-and-answer session. We don't regret it one bit ACTUALLY.
2022-08-13 14:40:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey. Listen. Everybody likes to say things are "out the wazoo", but nobody ever asks "how's the wazoo?" Nobody ever inspects the wazoo to make sure its hard-working wazoo chute isn't red raw with a...
2022-08-05 01:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Because of the planned rail strikes on Saturday August 13th, we've had some cowards return their tickets to us. Are they also picketline-crossing scabs? That's not for us to say. What IS for us to ...
2022-08-04 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess what patrons... we're pivoting to HONEY SALES now. That's right, Regular Features has produced a small batch of 100% organic honey with the help of a hive of professional bees in North London...
2022-08-01 11:09:10 +0000 UTC View Post
You have some nerve showing your face around here after what you did. But since you're here, you might as well stay and listen. In this episode, Joe demystifies the British parliamentary process. L...
2022-07-26 16:06:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there, you nasty little Pom Bears!
This episode was beset, nay, bedevilled with technical difficulties! Gav's software kept packing in, despite his assurances that he had a proper...
2022-07-17 15:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This might sound like a special in which we include deleted scenes from past episodes of Regular Features, but it ISN'T.
What it actually contains is Log and Joe joining forces for a never-be...
2022-07-07 13:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear patrons,
Some days you're the horse. Other days you're the horse's secret collection of amethysts he keeps under a big pile of hay in his stable.
In this episode, Log tries t...
2022-06-29 11:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Chalk and cheese. You'd think they'd be disgusting together, but I'm eating some right now and it's absolutely delicious exchept forr hoaw it claggxx up mah mouuut. Aneewoy I shupposh iss tym to ch...
2022-06-20 20:38:04 +0000 UTC View Post
PATRON! Listen up.
Four score and Michael Barrymore.
Sorry, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading this bit. In this episode, Gav looms over us like a ghost, Steve's got laser eye surg...
2022-06-11 20:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A PATREON?! How did you get in here?
This is a supposed to be a private crematorium. You shouldn't be riding your penny farthing around the crematorium honking on that antique horn of y...
2022-06-04 00:15:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's episode of Regular Features is presented, as always, in high-quality .wav format. You make a .wav by walking up the holy mountain and holding your Zune to the sky. A single raindrop wil...
2022-05-27 16:53:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Beautiful Patrons!
Here is another podcast for you that literally would not exist without your support.
It's a nice one that's got it all: Gav's questionable behaviour...
2022-05-23 08:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This is episode 488, which in bingo calling is "two fat ladies, married for forty years and still profoundly in love, standing at an easel where the first fat lady is painting a simple watercolour ...
2022-05-11 19:43:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at you, you tiny little patron! Oh my gosh, let me give your hair a ruffle, oh you're ever so cu- YOU JUST BIT ME. Why did you bite me? I just came along to tell you what's in this week's epis...
2022-04-29 20:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Well patrons, there's nothing else for it, we'll simply have to do another episode of the Regular Features podcast IF IT SO SUITS THEIR HIGHNESS.
In this one, Log fails to groom a suitable he...
2022-04-23 20:20:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiya patron! You've been very good today so here's a podcast we made just for you, as a reward. Also, hey, that thing you're feeling stressed about doesn't matter, you're doing great buddy. Keep it...
2022-04-16 12:49:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! Or, as my mother says, "if you're coming in, come in. You're letting all the heat out".
Has anyone else noticed that the Regular Features boys initials are all clothes sizes? Steve =&g...
2022-04-03 13:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there patrons,
This is your link to purchase tickets to the Episode 500 live show!
The password you need is: JuicySusanWantsIn
We're working on a ...
2022-03-29 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you wonderful patrons,
Here's another episode of our podcast that would not exist without your support.
This one has some chat about heaven, heroes and malt loaf - it's pret...
2022-03-28 12:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wanted to know how Regular Features' greatest stories came to be? Have you ever wondered how Grapesalicious gained her penchant for a piece of pink peppercorn? Or how Buck Pawchucker ...
2022-03-17 14:15:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons!
Here is your weekly dose of Vitamin F(eature)! Take two of these and call me in the morning while you're making my fuckin eggs, whydontcha?
I don't know what any of that ...
2022-03-13 10:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post
[This is a repost to fix Patreon's weird uploading error, sorry – you won't be charged more than once for this episode]
Gavin and Joe infiltrated a world of alakaz...
2022-03-08 10:13:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhhh big stretch. Regular Features is all snoozy and cosy in bed! It is so warm and nice under the Regular Features duvet, we could just stay here forever. Do you want to climb in with us? There's...
2022-02-27 21:39:01 +0000 UTC View Post
WAHP WAHP PATRONS. This is an emergency broadcast from the Regular Feautures emergency storm bunker. Hello. How are you? Oh that's nice. We're fine thanks, but unfortunately... it is a major emerge...
2022-02-19 17:34:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear patrons, please accept this episode as a token of our friendship. If you collect ten tokens you unlock platinum level friendship which is the same as normal friendship except you are allowed t...
2022-02-14 23:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post
There's a legend around these parts, a legend about a kid who filled his belly button with bird seed and waited in the garden. "Any minute now", he thought, "a robin will land on my tummy and eat t...
2022-02-07 09:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there, you beatiful patreontic bastard!
Here's the latest episode which you have ensured exists through your monetary contributions to the podcast. If it wasn't for your kind gene...
2022-01-30 12:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons, it's me, the grape stomping lady who fell out of a bucket of grapes in a viral video from 2007.
In this episode of Regular Features, Winnie the Pooh falls into Log's public dom...
2022-01-23 21:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post