Hello lovely patrons!
Here is another episode of Regular Features that literally only exists because of you. That sounds like a joke but it is true actually because without your kind an...
2022-01-16 12:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello patrons! It's me again, the podcast. Hi.
From our screaming throats to your hungry ears, it's another episode of Regular Features, the only podcast that's got us in it.
In this ep...
2022-01-08 16:38:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Betty White is dead. We don't talk about that in the podcast at all. I'm only putting this here cause it just happened and I was hoping that someone finds out she's dead by reading this.
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Happy Crambleneir patrons!
In sihd shhue cramblrmhotj, Joem cmrma a visit vfrom "Secret Santana". Gav hoesgojs anfs an incident with a DDP courier. Amd Steve, well, he gocrob a charades qjid ...
2021-12-24 23:27:45 +0000 UTC View Post
If I had one guess, I'd guess you're stuck in a pipe. Look at you, all stuck in that pipe. I bet you want some grease, don't you? You little pipe rat! Little pipe rat want some grease. Well NO, no ...
2021-12-08 18:54:20 +0000 UTC View Post
A mere 5 weeks after the fact, it's finally here – a comprehensive run-down of everything that Gav and Joe got up to at our favouite awards ceremony, The Kebabbies. Marvel as we almost get turned...
2021-12-02 09:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya patrons xx
We're sorry, but this is not the hotly anticipated kebab awards episode. That's happening next week now. There was a small legal issue we had to iron out involving, well, a ke...
2021-11-27 00:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Heeeeyyyy patrons. Teehee! How are you doing?
Make no bones about it, it's episode 466 of the Regular Features podcast. Hey, you in the back there with the bones, what are you making? A diora...
2021-11-14 16:47:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Three men enter the arena. Three men leave. It's fine in the arena. Nothing bad happens. One man has an ache in his shoulder, but he had that before he went into the arena. He thinks he may have sl...
2021-11-06 11:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday to you, patrons, our dear dear patrons. Oh god we love you.
In this episode, Log goes hands-on with Superman's newfound sexuality. Steve goes pants-off when his French horn lesso...
2021-10-24 18:44:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Giddy up, patrons, because it's another episode of this freakin' thing we do.
In this one, Steve's Discord account got hacked by spooks. Log is going to reclaim his rightful title of Lord-or-...
2021-10-17 18:10:10 +0000 UTC View Post
As we have done every year for the last 9 years, Gav and Joe are sitting down for an extensive, exhaustive, extremely good talk through this year's British Kebab Awards. Who will win chef of the ye...
2021-10-07 11:47:57 +0000 UTC View Post
HELLO PATRONS xxxx
As people who absolutely freakin' love magpies always say: one for joy, two for joy, three for joy, four for joy, five for joy, six for joy, seven for joy, eight for joy. N...
2021-09-30 22:25:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons!!? There's no time to waste. In this episode Joe concocts his very own VHS cassette horror anthology. Steve reports his very own fading feature memories. And Log purports his very own sock ...
2021-09-21 22:51:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy pardners. It's us again.
Now. What if you dragged a big wet carrier bag full of lukewarm biryani to a concert? What if you had a nice time at a spa? What if you watched yet another Marv...
2021-09-13 21:19:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Get this reader on the table, we need to operate NOW! Nurse, pass me a syringe full of Matt forgetting if he's ever owned a watch. I'm going to make a two-inch incision and insert Joe griping about...
2021-09-02 08:45:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! Get a load of THIS one.
The three original feature boys return for a very special reunion episode, never to be repeated, just like that time The Beatles went up on the roof and r...
2021-08-29 22:36:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, you beautiful patrons!
Thanks so much for all your massive support, your direct contributions mean that we can make podcasts like the above that will live on long after we and ev...
2021-08-22 19:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostHello bees.
Welcome and thank you for joining our beautiful hive.
The best/only way to access the Beehive is to connect your Discord account to your 2021-08-15 16:30:31 +0000 UTC View Post
According to the big Regular Features egg-timer on the roof, it's been exactly ten years since we invented podcasting. To celebrate, we've given ourselves a facelift. The unparalleled Sonny Ross ha...
2021-08-15 10:52:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The snap of the magnet releasing its psychic grip, the brief peel of tacky rubber, the delighted squeak of the hinges, a rush of cold air, a waft of something green, the chemical tinge of a bad hou...
2021-08-08 18:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you know Kenny Rogers came up with the line "you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em" while he was doing his laundry, it's true ask anyone.
Anyway! In this episode, Log...
2021-08-01 15:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons, you must be at least THIRTY FIVE years old to read this:
Here at Regular Features, we like to push boundaries. That's why we're the first podcast to ever discuss BDSM without gigglin...
2021-07-23 22:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there patrons, how ARE you?
Have you ever wondered how we learned how to do all of our incredible comedy accents? Well in this episode, we'll teach you how! Log is offering every reader...
2021-07-10 20:20:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmm, how can we put this delicately? Well... blimp.
2021-07-03 23:10:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons!
In this hot little potato wedge of an episode, Joe remembers what it was like back before politics and games journalists ruined E3 and it was all about good, old fashioned eggs. ...
2021-06-27 20:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to feel old? Put your dad's big shoes on and walk around the house saying "where did I put my mortgage in this, the year 1978".
Then listen to Gav discuss the finer points of classic sur...
2021-06-11 01:14:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patreons! I'm on a secret pirate island now, sorry!! Sorry everyone.
In this one, Steve gets his coronavirus vaccination. Joe, desperate to keep up with Steve's trailblazing lifestyle, ge...
2021-06-07 01:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patrons! Heyyyyy. Hi. Okay.
In the name of podcast innovation, we've switched to releasing new episodes at random intervals so you NEVER know when you're gonna get slapped around the ea...
2021-05-29 10:52:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Now imagine it's a speedboat, and you've broken every maritime law there is, and you're on the run from the boat pol...
2021-05-16 21:22:27 +0000 UTC View Post