Hello there our beautiful and illustrious supporters. Here's a big one for ya.
Log runs us through his Zoom meeting bingo card, Steve is torn to shreds by the irradiating power of 5G masts, a...
2020-04-09 12:39:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! It's us, your dear old podcast, with another piece of our mind to give you. Thank you for all your support these last few weeks, it's been genuinely very lovely and it's made me go wet...
2020-04-03 13:43:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Before recording episode 390, Log had an issue with his mic that made him sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies when he tricks his bored wife into doing a spy mission. Here is what that sou...
2020-03-27 15:32:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patreon people, thank you for your support during "all of this", it really does mean a tremendous amount.
It's us again, dem boys with dem fancy teeth who keep comin round to fill up your...
2020-03-27 15:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Due to a bad smell going around we're all locked indoors, so this week we bring you the first ever episode of Regular Features recorded using telephones and HTTP. If anyone ever called a bellend a ...
2020-03-19 19:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patreons! In this episode, Log answers a decade old question about human Great Dane hybrid babies, Steve slips further into high-energy pandemic anxiety and Matt has an exclusive interview with...
2020-03-13 14:11:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Well if it isn't little old patron patootie. You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did last week, buster. But since you're here we might as well snuggle into your e...
2020-03-06 15:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
"Doctor! Doctor! They're finally waking up!"
"Who is, nurse Hurdy-Gurda?"
"The readers!"
"Jesus Christ, I can't believe it! After all these years?"
"It would seem so. What s...
2020-02-27 15:10:11 +0000 UTC View Post
When Log goes low, into a cave, Steve goes high - into space.
Joe, never one to be outdone, reports from his hotel bed in San Francisco.
That's right,...
2020-02-21 16:47:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve has gone to see the Sonic movie, and Log has noticed that it was a bit blowy recently. What more do you want? Oh, you want a song and dance do you? You want bells and whistles? You want me on...
2020-02-14 13:09:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey hey Patreons. I've got a tummy full of lentils and I'm ready to burn down a house. But before that, here's another episode of Regular Features.
In this one, Log tries to clap eyes on ...
2020-02-08 15:53:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you beautiful Patrons!
Here is a podcast which without your generous support would never exist.
This week Steve, Joe, Matt and Gav go on an adventure to space to meet ...
2020-01-30 09:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
IT’S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO BECOME ONE WITH THE INEFFABLE COSMIC CLOUD THAT IS SOME FEATURES. SNIFF THE DIRTY SPACE DUST THAT CAME OUT OF THE PUSSY PALS. MARVEL AT THE NEBULAN LIGHTS COMING FROM A CO...
2020-01-23 23:31:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patreon buds! I had a real hard time deciding whether to call this Deadpool's Prank Oscars, but Gav uses the word Deathpool, and I respect Gav. More than he'll even know. I'm splitting with r...
2020-01-16 14:18:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patreons, here's a whole new episode, funded entirely by YOU x
Sound the horns, see the signs, taste the mud, smell a hedge, touch a friend, because this burr-rand new episode of the Regu...
2020-01-10 11:32:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the new Millennium, patrons. Here is a podcast that is exactly the same as it always was and always will be. We're not changing and if you ask us to we'll scream and we'll scream and we'...
2020-01-03 22:22:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons! How's it going?! We're in between Christmas and New Year's, in that curious period of time that lately has come to be known as St. Goochmas Week.
Gav is walking Coco and tal...
2019-12-26 22:34:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy patronisers. Hope you've got some paper towels ready, because it's time for another Regular Features, the wettest and heaviest podcast in town. This week, Joe and Gav investigate the wild wor...
2019-12-20 12:08:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you beatiful Patrons,
Hopefully if you're able to vote in the UK then you've already done so and you can now kick back, relax and enjoy our 2019 Election Special.
We love yo...
2019-12-12 16:31:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patreons, just wanted to say we love you. That's all. Thanks! Oh and this.
It's shocking. It's frightening. But you can't look away. You cannot take your eyes off it. It is episode 374 of...
2019-12-05 22:01:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello loyal Patrons,
You are all the best. Thanks for making sure this podcast still exists and for making us feel like the luckiest damned boyos in the world.
Enjoy! xoxo
2019-11-29 17:29:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Look Patreons, it's just Steve and Log this week, so you're going to have to endure about twenty minutes of low-energy discussion on the topic of sandwiches cut with some top-notch King whimsy. Eve...
2019-11-22 17:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a guilt bonanza as Joe, Log and Steve collectively decide to write almost entirely about religion for reasons that will probably become terrifyingly clear to them on their deathbed (they're al...
2019-11-14 15:43:12 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we've got features galore - you've got yer Log, you've got yer Steve and even a Gav. What more do you want from us?!
That's the text we give all the other readers but YOU amazing Pa...
2019-11-07 17:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello readers,
If you're just joining us we're in the process of uploading a couple of this month's episodes that somehow, for reasons known only to the person who didn't do it, weren't poste...
2019-11-03 14:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patreon Pals!
How's it going?! We're great actually, but we got a big PROBLEM.
We were way too excited about Halloween and forgot to upload episodes 367 and 368 to the Patreon page,...
2019-11-03 14:11:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we bring THREE spooky stories from Steve, Joe and Gav.
Don't have nightmares. And if you do, it's not our fault. It's Matt's.
Thank you so much for your support, we love...
2019-11-01 01:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Joe goes DEEPER into a certain festival photo and Steve enjoys a bit of brunch. Gav is also in attendance and is a very important part of the podcast and NOT just because he's writing thi...
2019-10-11 01:17:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello hello hello, our patreon friendos! Please don't look at the album art, it went wrong!
In this episode, Steve invites us into his favourite bush, Joe continues the interactive Orphean sq...
2019-10-03 16:09:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What's up, patreons!
Woah there Nelly Furtado, would you just look at the length of this absolute unit of an episode. Either we had way too much fun recording it, or whoever was in charge of ...
2019-09-27 17:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post