The Regular Features boys have been scattered to the four quadrants, and now it's up to Joe to beam a series of hot emissions from our orbital podcast base directly into your tiny, porcelain baby e...
2019-09-21 13:30:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Patreons! In this episode of Regular Features, Joe finds a new pet for the podcast inside of a egg, Log takes us on a tour of Nottingham's sights, and Steve brings us all the latest news from...
2019-09-12 13:06:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patreonistas!
What do the Cheeky Girls have in common with a small, stuffed blackbird? Both of them inspire us to greater things. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week's episod...
2019-09-05 22:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a live show isn't it, fill your boots. The boys have never ever been QUITE as sweaty - Steve does a bird thing, Log is Baba and Baba is Log, Matt goes to the races, Joe...
2019-08-29 17:56:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Want something the freeloaders don't have? Here's 9 minutes I snipped where Matt talked about a Bike Ride to Staines, and all the absolutely horrible things he saw. There's a bit where I saw "My fi...
2019-08-24 14:09:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't think of it as being two days late! Think of it as being just in time for you to listen to RIGHT NOW!! That's the spirit, people. I love your can-do spunk. And it also means that you'll only ...
2019-08-24 13:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey you! Put down that can of shaving mousse! Aaaand the other one. *Gestures knowingly towards your shoes as you pull two tiny cans of shaving mousse out of your socks.*
That's better! Now, ...
2019-08-15 15:43:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you beautiful Patrons!
Here's the podcast that YOU are responsible for, I hope you're happy.
This week Joe turns Gav n Log's history into a video game and we get a visit fro...
2019-08-08 13:39:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you beautiful Patrons!
Thanks so much for your pennies and beer money - you really are the BEST.
This week Joe takes a tour of Steve's filthy house and discovers a lit...
2019-08-01 16:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
There was an accident at the lab and now there are two Leeses on the pod. Which is the evil one that I need to shoot? And which is Log more sexually attracted to? Find out all this and possibly les...
2019-07-25 15:33:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello you beautiful Patrons,
This week let Steve, Gav and a beautiful man named Log guide you through the world of reader suggest Regular Features.
Thanks as ever for supporting us, wit...
2019-07-18 07:59:57 +0000 UTC View Post
When a podcast is over an hour long, does that show a want of editing or self-control? Does it knickers! it mean we give you bang for your bucks, baby! Over the course of this "ep", St...
2019-07-11 16:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Matt, Steve and Joe explore the gamut of comedic subjects including reusable sperm buckets, hot dogs and Roger Helmer.
Thanks to all our amazing Patrons for giving us the strength t...
2019-07-04 16:23:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there paaaaatrons! x
There's just no getting away from it, we've done another episode of a podcast and we're not going to apologise. I'm sorry but that's just how it is. Wait, that's a ...
2019-06-27 22:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Good day madam. In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Gavin uncovers the sordid undercurrent of homophobia and bigotry in the Auf Wiedersehen Pet fan community, Joe reintroduces us to ou...
2019-06-21 09:54:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey you, my own one-girl rock-steady crew! I'm a cool judge, and I want you to peel off that £1 Dead Sea face mask you got from Boots and come into my chambers.
THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED
Hey there Patron pals. This week it's all blimps and big boys, and little in between. If it's not a blimp, it's a bloody big boy. And if it's not a big boy knocking at your window, it's the metal t...
2019-06-06 20:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post
When Steve sends you a message like this, you just gotta get him quick or he will blow his top and his load and then you've just got load everywhere it's grim
2019-06-06 09:58:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons! In this episode, we got James Brown, we got Brown James, we got Nicholas Lyndhurst, we hurt Lynne Ninkledurst, and we finally solve what was it that was did happen at Chernobyl i...
2019-05-31 01:39:33 +0000 UTC View Post
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero hour, nine AM. And I think I'll be high-igh-igh, as a kite by then.
That's a little poem I just made up about the latest episode of Regular Fea...
2019-05-23 17:54:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt went to Denmark and discovered a practical application of socialism. Meanwhile, Log went to a new and angry post office. Steve attended.
2019-05-16 12:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning you glorious specimens.
This week Joe is doing the opposite of safe cracking. Steve is doing the opposite of giving his bike to a policeman. And L...
2019-05-09 23:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Let Gav and Steve take you on a journey involving werewolves, blankets, Michael Jackson and a woman who may or may not be crying.
A big thank you to all our amazing Patrons. We take the piss ...
2019-05-02 22:09:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop or we'll shoot! Shoot a hot load of podcast bullets into your willing face, that is, because this week's episode is all about justice. Justice for Steve and his busted up mouth. Justice for Lo...
2019-04-26 13:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Only two boys turned up this week, but thankfully those two boys were LOG and MATT, who are very capable indeed thank you very much. There's legs going crazy, there's Assange getting arrested and e...
2019-04-18 15:12:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Plasticene! What's that about? Doesn't taste of anything, but once you've eaten the white strip you have to eat all the other colours because it stands to reason they'd taste of SOMETHING. Life got...
2019-04-12 09:20:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe's been spying on Uri Geller, Log's investigated the new financial year but WHO CARES because there's a missing beard to discuss!!
2019-04-04 18:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there Patreoninis. It's me Steve lol xxx
In this episode you will meet no fewer than three James Gandolfinis, no fewer than one Grapesalicious Bordain, and one more than none Matt Lees wi...
2019-03-28 23:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy patrons! Curl up in bed with this special sleepy episode of the Regular Features podcast, which is all about that good white stuff, ie. sheets and snow. Steve celebrates World Sleep Day sloga...
2019-03-22 14:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello beautiful Patrons! You people make this life worth living.
This week Gav's got tales of Welsh poop, Joe does some fantastic voice acting and Log brings us Regular Feature's first ...
2019-03-14 13:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post