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335: I Begum Your Pardon??

Joe wants to jump headlong with his long old head into the world of podcast-TV adaptation. Steve has something extremely erudite to say about the Shamima Begum affair. Log's thinking about shagging...

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334: Bumbrella Fitzgerald's Pikachu Dick

Log's watched a TV show, Joe's examined a trailer, and Steve's seen a film, and they're ALL drinking whiskey out of a little glass submarine. That's right, it's time for another craaaaazy episode o...

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333: Fist World Problems

Guess what Patreons, it's us again with another episode of the ReguFeach podaroo. 

Log introduces us to the strange and wonderful land of Fist World. Steve introduces us to the new polit...

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332: The Slutty Chessmaster's Zombie News

Thanks so much for supporting this naughty filth and making sure that Regular Features keeps going no matter what. You are the best. 

This week Gav brings you the news as per usual and S...

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331: Celery Business

Howdy there Patrons <3

Nothing in this world is certain except Dale Winton coming at you with some celery, demanding you feed it to him, and then slapping it out of your hand and turning a...

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330: Microfeatures - The Return

Somehow, despite being down to fewer members than normal, we wrote twice as many the number of average features? Somebody get onto Einstein because this is some bad math!! Anyway Joe and Steve were...

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329: Duke of Slime Towels

Hey there proud patrons. In this episode, Steve tells the true story of Prince Philip's big nasty car flip, Matt steals a towel and Joe has problems with slime towns. Yes, the audio quality is garb...

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328: Scorpion's Fart Secrets

 Hi, I'm J0n0th0n, the Regular Features webmaster. This week, Steve, Joe and Log compared farts, became Mortal Kombat characters and were graced with the return of a shy friend. Don't forget t...

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327: Hungry Like the Drone

Everyone's banging on about that Bandersnatch so we've got TWO Choose Your Own Adventures this week that are much better cause they're not about games because we're cool dudes not nerds.

Than...

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Here's a picture of the spriggan from the Parkland Walk

I said it's half-ghost, half-man. Of course I meant half-GOAT, half-ghost, half-man.

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326: A Very Furry Ramble

Hello you beautiful Patreon people! 

Who likes accompanying good boys on strolls? I hope the answer is you because that is exactly what this podcast is.

Thanks so much for your con...

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325: Forgot a Crimble Tingle

Hello Patronellas, it's us, the Regular Features people, and we've got another episode of the podcast what we done for you out of our mouth holes. Log has got a series of reasons why he's not done ...

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324: Some Lad Wrote a Scripto

Log found a Christmas script in his pub and wouldn't you know it we decided to perform the whole thing. It's insane that we're not making this up. 

Thanks, as usual, to you sweet Patreon...

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323: Brassica? I Hardly Knew Her!

This week's podcast may or not be getting beamed into your drug addled brain from the future.
It features Steve, Matt and Joe.
What more do you want?

Thanks for your continued support, you b...

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322: My Dead Granny's an Anime Sex Doll

Hello there beautiful Patreon people! 

Here's this week's episode which would never exist if it wasn't for all you amazing girls n guys. Thanks for all your continued support <3 

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321: Space Cat's Angry Pasta Adventure

Thanks lovely Patreon people for continuing to support what we do and making sure all these shenanigans keep going. 

In this week's podcast, Matt and Steve take you on a journey to space and ba...

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320: Copyrighted Music for Gas Clouds

WHOA THERE GIRLY GIRL, where do you think you're going dressed like that? To the 19th Century salon to listen to discourse from the most active minds of our time? Well yes, I did forget that this podc...

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Patreon Exclusive Feature

Is this the first one of these we've ever done?! Pretty sure it is. 

If you could please tweet stuff like "OH WOW, that Regular Features Patreon Exclusive Feature is the best and filthiest thin...

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319: Kojima's Space Song feat. Regular Features

We've got a bit of a Frankenstein podcast this week as Joe n Gav send in bits of a podcast to add on to Steve and Log lovely chat.

Thanks so much for continuing to support our nonsense. <3 <...

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318: Spooky Tales From The Big Tit Room

Hello Patreon people! I know it goes without saying but we're unbelievably grateful for all your support. We couldn't do this show without you. 

On this week's podcast which YOU helped make:&nb...

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317: One Last Spooky

Howdy Patreons. Get this.

All hallows we'en may have already passed, but that means it's technically behind us now, which is the spookiest place something can be. So permit us one last spooky featur...

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316: Blind Fieri's Food Riddle

 *CLANK CLANK CLANK* That's the sound of the ol' Feature machine cranking into life. *GONK GONK GONK* Look! It's producing features at a rate of knots! *FART* It's Steve's food riddles! *FART* Lo...

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315: Halloween in Hungary

Hey there Patreon friends.

In this prematurely spooktastic episode of the Regular Features podcast, Steve does a double haunting ghostwise, and Joe and Gav realise they have finally made it... *reco...

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314: Matt's Modjo Moon

Look, we're just going to cop to it. We can't control Matt, but we also won't pretend that we haven't enabled him in the past. We're sorry for what happened. Just know that you're safe now, because he...

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313: Barry Manilow's Safari Brews

On this week's podcast, Steve brings us a a report from the frontline of a Barry Manilow gig and we're happy to tell you that the ol' Mandy lover's still got it.  

We've also got Log smuggling ...

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312: Probe My Hamster Baby

Hey there, you glorious shower of Patreonistas.

In THIS one... Matt probes his way around the galaxy. Log shares his tips on how to utterly thrill a baby. And Steve draws back the curtain on the sec...

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311: Eat My Personal Squash

Hey there patrons, paychorinos, paperboys, p-dawgs, how is it going? We done another pod for you, and you made it happen with your help.

Wrap your earholes around this one, if you like. If you don't...

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310: The Amazing Spiders-Men

Howdy there you glorious little patreon you. You good grape. You fantastic egg. You joy of joys. Here's the new episode.

In a podcast first, Steve's got a Spider-Man feature, and Log's got a Spider-...

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You Are Spider-Man...

Hello, it's me, your friendly neighbourhood Steve. In episode 308 of the podcast I presented my regular feature, entitled "You Are Spider-Man. Can You Eat The Moth That Has Become Trapped Inside Your ...

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309: Reserve 301 Cockneys For One Dollar

It can only be episode 309 of Regular Features, and you know what that means: more tip-top audio content from the boys what love ya.

Joe has been properly researching how to show someone a good time...

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