I think Friday night audiences may have redeemed themselves for me - I’ve always been a fan of the Thursday night audience, but I have to say this year they’ve trended a little bit s...
2022-08-22 15:15:52 +0000 UTC
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Wednesday we did the first All Live Gargle!

Here are three variously hungo...
2022-08-19 12:40:10 +0000 UTC
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Today’s Zoom Salon will be at 1pm U.K. time (or your local equivalent)
Tea With Alice Salon 71
Time: Aug 17, ...
2022-08-17 10:59:03 +0000 UTC
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Last night after a relaxing day off, I got a message from my U.K. Agent saying Have I Got News For You is running auditions in London this week and would you be up for a day trip to lond...
2022-08-16 05:40:11 +0000 UTC
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Day 8: Friday
Today’s the end of the first week, but the second Friday I’ve performed the show. I’m looking forward to it, because in my head the ‘first’ (second) Friday ...
2022-08-14 10:41:27 +0000 UTC
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My goodness. Wednesday was an absolutely wild day.
The internet was so slow it wasn’t even letting me send texts on messaging apps, and I was facing down the barrel of both a Salon and a G...
2022-08-11 19:18:35 +0000 UTC
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Im sorry gang! The wifi here is too bad for video calls, and I have to stick close to home. Next week I will be able to do it from the artist’s bar in the pleasance, which apparently has good wif...
2022-08-10 11:03:03 +0000 UTC
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The audience tonight was lovely and full and I was so tired I barely kept my tongue working. Not to complain about being tired, but them’s the facts ma’am. Last night I thought, the show’s wo...
2022-08-08 21:56:59 +0000 UTC
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This music shop has a travel sized five string banjo that I go in and look at every day, thinking maybe this would fit into my suitcase and solve all my problems. Next time I’ll bring a tape meas...
2022-08-07 17:12:01 +0000 UTC
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Last night was hard work too! I’m glad I’ve run this show a bunch before bringing it to edinburgh, or I’d be starting to worry now. Something about delivering your jokes to a smiling silence ...
2022-08-06 14:02:39 +0000 UTC
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Last night’s last preview was a disaster. Just a nice quiet smiling audience slowly sapping my confidence in the show as noise bleed from the nearby rooms filled the empty space where ...
2022-08-05 11:54:09 +0000 UTC
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Tea With Alice Salon 69
Time: Aug 5, 2022 01:00 PM London
Link:
https://us02web.zoo...
2022-08-05 06:37:50 +0000 UTC
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I officially open on Friday, but had a preview last night (Wednesday), and will have another tonight. Then a reviewer from the telegraph in on Friday, so I guess I better brush the rust off quick! ...
2022-08-04 07:48:40 +0000 UTC
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I’m on the train en route to Edinburgh, with the anticipation of (I assume) a gladiator entering the ring after a year (or two) of sharpening their weapons.
I’ve bought a couple of HEPA ...
2022-08-01 11:40:21 +0000 UTC
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Someone on Twitter asked for Fringe Advice for Artists who might not be selling many tickets. Here are some of my thoughts.
It’s entirely legitimate to think of the Edinburgh Fr...
2022-07-30 12:47:13 +0000 UTC
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Tea With Alice Salon 68
Time: Jul 27, 2022 01:00 PM London
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2022-07-27 10:35:50 +0000 UTC
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I haven’t got PR at the Fringe this year, because I think the landscape of publicity has changed so much that I sort of don’t think anyone knows what they’re doing.
As such I can’t r...
2022-07-26 10:50:55 +0000 UTC
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Hallo!
Tonight is my only central London show of CHRONOS before I head to edinburgh this (!)* weekend. Doing a split preview with Laura Davis, so it’ll be a lovely night. I think tickets a...
2022-07-25 06:03:21 +0000 UTC
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Tea With Alice Salon 67
Time: Jul 14, 2022 01:00 PM London
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2022-07-14 10:13:57 +0000 UTC
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One of the venues I’m doing a performance at this week has sent this very lovely and sensitive message through and it’s thrown me into a bit of a tizzy. As the subject of trigger war...
2022-07-11 16:25:28 +0000 UTC
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The live salon was genuinely lovely, and everything I could have hoped. A bunch of really nice people talking about things over tea. All of them have bodies that continue below their collarbones an...
2022-07-09 15:23:31 +0000 UTC
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Just a reminder for whoever’s around I’ll be hanging out drinking tea tomorrow from
1pm at the
Mei Leaf Teahouse
99 Camden High St, London, NW1 7JN, England
2022-07-08 15:16:11 +0000 UTC
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Tea With Alice Salon 65 will be an ALL LEVELS salon if you’re free.
Mainly because I’m doing the live in person salon this Saturday, so I feel like that will a...
2022-07-06 08:05:45 +0000 UTC
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Hallo all!
It’s done! It’s complete! The inaugural D’Ancey LaGuarde Literary Tribute Competition is complete and this year’s winners have been selected!
This was a ...
2022-07-05 19:27:18 +0000 UTC
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On Thursday night I was in Oxford MCing a gig in the taproom of a brewery, which is to say… a large echoing warehouse with menacing big vats that smells like hops, and then a weird isl...
2022-07-04 16:15:48 +0000 UTC
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Hallo! I’ll be hanging out at
Mei Leaf Tea House Camden
For an hour or so, starting at 1pm London ti...
2022-07-01 09:18:32 +0000 UTC
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Abingdon
Thursday 30th June [tomorrow!]
Venue: Loose Cannon Brewery Taproom, Unit 6, Suffolk Way, Abingdon, Oxon OX14 5JX
Set: Lineup Show
Show s...
2022-06-29 15:55:12 +0000 UTC
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Tea With Alice Salon 64
Time: Jun 29, 2022 03:00 PM London

2022-06-29 11:13:33 +0000 UTC
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I have been reading the D’Ancey LaGuarde Literary Tribute Competition submissions (I said I’d give out the prize at the end of this month!) and they are so funny. So many of them are...
2022-06-28 16:23:41 +0000 UTC
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Hallo! This is likely to be a disaster given the state of my short term memory at the moment (upsettingly non-existent, like a missing mental muscle-set. I reach for what I was about to ...
2022-06-23 22:40:32 +0000 UTC
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