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Love (and War) [and Jeff]

Don't let your GF draft you into more dishes...

And I'd recommend you quickly become the age 26 before the government drafts you into more conflicts...

Salutes to you soldiers; see you ...

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What's Your Biggest Weakness?

Well?

Video game knowledge coming in clutch yet again; making me want to play all the Resident Evils once more.

Just gotta get the job first.

Love & Respect,

Value Selec...

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When Quiet Quitting Becomes Real Firing

One of my favorites from the VS RESURRECTION, reborn (ironically) for a second shot at life on the channel.

The original was about 8 seconds too long to qualify as a...

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Jeans at the Beach (prod. RAFA)

We ascend yet again.

This saucy single was a secret song on the sacred VS PERFECT ALBUM!

Originally written/composed by me, Rafa gave it new life with his signature brand of mirthy funk...

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I Don't Like The Way That You Drive (prod. Kami)

A new classic from the VS Resurrection, brought to the green-screen and sonically charged by the fellow founding father of Mirth Pop!

Check him out here: 2023-09-07 15:18:21 +0000 UTC View Post

The Value Select Lifestyle (2023)

With this RECENT BOOM in subscribers, seems only fitting to JOYOUSLY CELEBRATE with a GOLDEN REMASTER of the first video I ever made that brought folks to the channel!

6 years ago, Sseth Tzee...

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Value Select Verticals (Vol. II)

Horizontal Enjoyers unite! We bring in another crop of excellent verticals, featuring classics missing from the first compendium!

I'll leave the questions to you; if there's anything you want...

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Evil Wizard Therapist!

From Community Post to Official Sketch!!!!

Only took several months!!!

YEEEEES!!!! ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN!!!!

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The Bastards Guide to 3D Models

Please note that this guide is in its preliminary phase and may appear rough around the edges, as I've only JUST learned this. Despite that fact, I thought it would be beneficial to share it with t...

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We've Hit 200k Subscribers!

Made the 3D models here myself, with no prior experience, and in only a few minutes; I'll be uploading a walkthrough soon (hopefully by the end of the day!)

Enjoy, and thank you for the conti...

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I Told You, I'm Retired 😎

He didn't even get the chance to tell him again :(

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Genius! Wow! Let's Do It Right Now!

Easily my favorite video yet; all of it hits too hard, and TOO GOOD.

Dug out some saucy synths; really wanted childlike wonder for the chorus, and I found some virtual mallets that captured t...

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The Chef of the Friend Group

The Sketches Ascend!

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Love, Loss, and Laminated Ladies

Welcome Sweet Patrons of Arcane Secrets!

This comedic song was inspired by a spontaneous trip to a Canadian ice cream store back when I visited JREG and J.J. McCullough! We saw a captivating ...

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The Meeting of the Dads

I've been struck by the sketch bug, and a whole mess of 'em are destined to arrive over the coming weeks (CERTIFIED CLASSICS ONLY)

A genuinely electric feeling, and further fuel for this holy...

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I Must Confess My Dark Secret

Good Afternoon!

The latest and greatest, one of my favorites maybe of all time.

Big use of some new technology in CAPCUT (a free editing software for zoomers)

It's got a few inter...

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The Purpose of Masculine Hobbies

Buck Rivers is BACK, and more country-er than ever!

"Hiding from Your Wife"  playfully explores the desire of husbands and fathers for a bit of respite from family responsibilities.

<...

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Forgive and Forget

A little Barry White banger (Value Select style) for the fellas and felletes, based on another VS tweet!

I'm really enjoying stealing inspiration from myself, and deeply thank my twitter-spli...

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The Gifted Kid Syndrome

Dear The Patreon Brotherhood,

This one is based off one of my successful tweets, continuing my adventure into D3 style literary adaptation content (It's like what they did with the Harry Pott...

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Bastard Racer (Title Sequence)

YES!

Our collaboration draws near, my dear brothers!

BASTARD RACER!

The greatest VS series ever made (besides Yule Quest, which is the only other one)

Here's the title seque...

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Anything is Possible 🌹

Apologies for the lateness!

I pulled an all-nighter to finish editing 'er up, and then looked like a goblin because of that (so no filmy for maxy)

Based on a true story: 2023-04-17 11:29:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Yacht Pirates (evolving story)

For those who may be unaware, I have been crafting a brotherhood-led CYOA (or Vote Your Own Adventure, as one of yee cleverly dubbed it) that follows the reader's thrilling exploits as billionaire ...

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The Amazing Evolution of Foldable Chairs (song and more!)

Behold the metamorphosis of a tweet that once took the virtual world by storm (garnering a jaw-dropping 300 likes; the highest number ever known) into its ultimate incarnation as a VS SHORT SONG (a...

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The Patreon Level-Up!

Ah, my beautiful brethren…

April 1st has arrived!

A day to celebrate jesters and clowns – or dare I say, fools?

However (as a contrarian at heart) I feel compelled to pause th...

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Postmodern Romance

A modern classic, reborn! (the message more true than ever)

Pure joy to create; and done easily with a great new tool I found called Captionator (Uses AI to detect your words, and translate t...

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Captain's Table (March 2023)

Brothers!

Bask in the rejuvenating embrace of spring's healing rains!

The mystic morning dew becomes you, reflecting the invigorated spirit within.

Now, gather 'round for our clan...

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Born in the Wrong Generation (?)

Brand New Piano Select!

A ballad that speaks to the ages.

We may have been to late to crusade, and to early to cyborg...

... But we're right on time to franchise a tiki-themed-res...

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An Actual Country Song

The latest character debut in the SELECTIVERSE!

I've been wanting to do another country song for a while, and this came out wonderful. Catchy and poignant for anyone who's ever had a signific...

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Living the Dream!

Is it too late?

Inspired by one of the comments left on the Doom Scrolling video, had to keep the spirit going... And the crooning bits come inspired thanks to a request from a brother who wa...

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Doom Scroll (The Song)

Received a comment from a kind man, thanking the brotherhood for blessing his otherwise dreary doom scroll.

Decided to write a little jingle about that dark trek, and here it is!

Let's ...

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