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Panel-Cast: Poison Ivy and Baby Groot

Today I talk about Poison Ivy in multiple forms. There's the current, terrible, mega-cringe, totally in love with Harley fucking Quinn for some reason version of the character. Then there'...

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Death Stranding: The Most Powerful Joke

This is the part of the game that became a meme for how "cringe" it is. Sure, if by cringe you mean totally hilarious and silly and cool. Amelie calls herself Princess Beach and it's such a powerfu...

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Arcade Paradise

I assumed this game would be just be some kind of arcade game collection but it's actually a full arcade management sim, which is pretty cool. You start out in the laundromat where michelle yeoh wa...

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Evil Within: When Will It End?

Imagine stinking around with a funking fart-bomb in your trousers. You go to the sewer and you scope out the crap sacks and the brown mounds floatin around in all the butt water. You're looking for...

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Your Japaneses Animes: Death Parade

HEres the only ANIme ThSYA is abOUT DEAD PEOlpee.e e.e

aargh urru

Dath Prssadre is a anime about when you die an d  you fucking go to hell. you go right to fucking hell. yo go to t...

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Your Japanese Animes: Pretty Boy Detective Club

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6SQptxT2OCHD/

I forget which one of you monsters made me watch this, but it...

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Limited Run Games Showcase

Apparently the world isn't done shoving these weird, sad, post e3 video game trailers in my face so i guess im not done lookin at em and having opinions and stuff. This is Limited Run Games, a "coo...

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Death Stranding: Beach Nerd Beatdown

GOD I'm sick of this game and this series. I'm sick of looking at it and sick of hearing myself talk at it. I get it, me. It's cool or something and i'm hilarious and great. What else is new? Well,...

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RE Code V X PS4 Remaster

This might be a one off, or it might be continued at a random time whenever the hell i next decide to play this which could be never, or someday, depending on whether i ever do, but whatever. I jus...

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Death Stranding: Backwards Man

My stupidest series continues to devolve and me with it. Half this episode is spent trundling through trash in the wrong direction, before having to double back through the ruin and wreckage just t...

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Evil Within: Put The Shootin On

My adventures in collecting green gel and occasionally seeing something spooky continue in this spooky scary train section of the game, which is totally different from the previous spooky scary sub...

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Death Stranding - Kaijou Guy-jou

We're getting into the endgame here so the weird silly stuff is gonna start multiplying rapidly in both frequency and power. In this one the goo man turns into a giant goo man with a big gooey swin...

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Lillies Glow - The Crappy Part

This is a one off, I just wanted to show off some gameplay and complain about this annoying ass red part of the game as a little companion piece for my review. This game is full of little annoying ...

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Ender Lillies Review

Hey, it's only been 10,000 years since i put out an actual game review. I've been meaning to do something about that, but i've been busy being a buff movie anime wrestling comic book request guy. S...

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AEW Nasty Ugly Blood and Guts.

I am making this post on my phone while sitting and waiting with a bunch of fat ugly toads in a plasma center to get chained up in a torture bed and have my blood extracted by a guy with too many p...

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Echo-Pod 5: Stupid Crap For Babies and Nerds

BOARD GAMES! POKEMON CARDS! FANFICTION AND SPIDER-MAN! 

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE??

Here's a giant-sized echo pod for your giant-sized inane topics. It was a nightmare ...

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Buff Movie Buff - First Blood


The youtube link for this one is blocked in some countries so if you're in one of em here's a bitchute: 

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Why Am I Playing This Yugioh Game?

Yugio, Yu-Gi-Oh, YuGIOH, i don't fucking know how to spell it. I hate this franchise. The only cool thing about it is Hungry Burger. Also that one card that looks like Solid Snake. Also Dark Magici...

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SHING!

More fun from the psn store bargain barrel. This game controls and looks pretty sweet for the probably 50 cents i paid for it. It even has a nice little opening cutscenes with jiggly boob animation...

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Why Am I Playing This Golf Game?

It's that time again, people. Time for more weird, random, end of the month Blue Glow one offs. The video equivalent of the coffee that's been sitting at the bottom of the pot all day. This one is ...

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WRESTLING - AEW Collision/Forbidden Door

LIKE MUSSSOLIIINNIIIII

AND KENNEDYYYYYYYYY

IM A GUY WHO LIKES TO DRINK PEPSIIII. 

The Punker is back and i'm markin out bro. Finally AEW can be watchable again. Fuck The Buck...

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A Street Cat's Tale

It's a damn kitty cat game! This is the Stray killer and it was way cheaper too. You can fill your game with all the realistic cat animations you want but they boofed it up by putting a story in it...

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Marsi's Adventures : Legend of The 9 cent game.

This might be the cheapest, bottom of the barrel, bargain bin bullshit i've ever boofed on while basking in The Blue Glow. When i see a game for 9 cents, it doesn't matter what the game even is, th...

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Evil Dead: Remember Ash? He's back, in game form!

The Evil Dead is an anomaly of a horror franchise in that there's never really been a bad one, unless you count the games. There's definitely been bad games, i'm looking at the proof right now.&nbs...

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Panel-Cast: Hairball and Worldtr33

Faint of heart, be warned. I got some extra scary comics this time, so hold on to your pants and try not to crap in them. 

First there's Hairball, a terrifying tail of an adorable demon ...

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Panel-Cast: Codename Ric Flair

WOOOOO. It's the one and only limosine ridin, jet flyin, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, alligator shoe wearin, flight attendent gropin, embrassing second retiremen...

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Forza 5 Part 5: Furry Mobile and Joker Jeep

We've made it to the finish line. Here's the last of the Forza series that i recorded before uninstalling it to make room for some other too-big game, or a bunch of dumb little indie games and walk...

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Death Stranding: Two Dudes on a Nudie Beach

I'm listening back to this to remember what the hell funny things i said but my speakers are blown out so i've basically just been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to decipher a wall of tin can r...

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NMH3 - I got the Deathman Blues

This is a game within a game but it's terrible compared to the game that is the game. Hell, it's terrible compared to most games. I'd even say i hate it compared to other fake games within games. O...

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Lost Old Man Battles Giant Snake (REmake)

I forgot about this series for a moment. This one is from the same session where i was basically turning senile, and it's progressed even more in this one. All this time it's been sitting there in ...

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