The Thing
FROM THE VOID: This week, Halle ruins one of her all-time favorites, The Thing, as she and Alison talk all about slime--and it's NOT the Instagram arts and crafts kind.
2025-11-07 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Ruined Podcast posts
Ruined Live - Him
Join us at our next live show where we’ll be ruining Him! Tickets at moment.co/ruined
2025-11-06 17:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostEden Lake
Halle and Alison take a romantic trip to a disused quarry and run into some of the worst teens ever while they ruin Eden Lake.
2025-11-04 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Babadook
FROM THE VOID: If it’s in a word, or it’s in a look, do not read your kid that mysterious book. Halle and Alison welcome The Babadook, and open the door to the scariest horror of all: motherhood.
2025-10-31 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: Dangerous Animals
Halle and Alison head out to sea for sharks and psychopaths while ruining Dangerous Animals.
2025-10-30 04:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIncident in a Ghostland
Halle and Alison dissociate with some dolls and question the villains' motive as they ruin Incident in a Ghostland.
2025-10-28 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostGrave Encounters
Halle and Alison go ghost hunting in an abandoned mental hospital to ruin Grave Encounters.
2025-10-21 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re going live at 2pm EST!
All paid members can join us live! We’re talking about Chappell Roan, the new Primates trailer, and democracy! Right here on Patreon!
2025-10-17 17:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: Pontypool
Halle and Alison learn even canceled radio hosts can't escape a zombie apocalypse, even if they learn words mean something, as they ruin Pontypool.
2025-10-17 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostTerrified (2017)
Halle and Alison find an intersection of demon portals and a visitor from beyond the grave while they ruin 2017's Terrified.
2025-10-14 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostEvil Dead (2013)
Halle and Alison try to dry out with a book made of flesh while ruining 2013's The Evil Dead.
2025-10-07 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostRuined Live - Good Boy
Join us at our next live show where we’ll be ruining Good Boy! Tickets at moment.co/ruined
2025-10-02 19:40:01 +0000 UTC View PostCaveat
Halle and Alison paddle out to the island for some babysitting gone wrong to ruin Caveat.
2025-09-30 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post🚨NEW MERCH🚨
We're finally following through on a promise that is literal years in the making... new merch!! Here's just a sample of the NINE new items we'll be selling at tonight's live show. Hooray!!
2025-09-28 16:09:57 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: Ghost Stories (2017)
Halle and Alison question everything, including reality, as they ruin Ghost Stories.
2025-09-25 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Aeronauts
Halle and Alison find out if women do belong in balloons in a reverse ruining of The Aeronauts.
2025-09-23 04:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: God Told Me To
Halle and Alison find out what would happen if Jesus and God were actually bad guys as they ruin God Told Me To.
2025-09-18 04:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostJug Face
Halle and Alison talk pits, ceramics, and marriage while they ruin Jug Face.
2025-09-16 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostPyewacket
Halle and Alison learn that summoning is not for the weak as they ruin Pyewacket.
2025-09-09 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostRuined - Scariest Movie Reccs!
Hi everyone!
We want to know... what’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? 👻 Share your pick in the comments below. We can’t wait to see which ones haunt you the most.
Thanks in advance!
The Ruined Team
Ruined Live - Weapons
Join us at our next live show where we’ll be ruining Weapons! Tickets at moment.co/ruined
2025-09-08 14:27:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe Devil's Candy
Halle and Alison evaluate some pretty disturbing art and even more disturbing real estate decisions while ruining The Devil's Candy.
2025-09-02 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: The Stuff
Halle and Alison take a big bite of what they hope is not a metaphor for Diet Coke as they ruin The Stuff.
2025-08-28 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostTucker & Dale vs. Evil
Halle and Alison try to avoid the woodchipper in the bloody redneck farce while they ruin Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.
2025-08-26 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: Last House on the Left (1972)
Halle and Alison learn the lengths parents will go to as they ruin the revenge classic, Last House On The Left.
2025-08-21 21:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostCherry Falls
Halle and Alison learn that sex might actually SAVE the teens as they ruin Cherry Falls.
2025-08-19 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWrong Turn (2003)
Halle and Alison find some friends and more foes in the Appalachian Mountains as they ruin Wrong Turn.
2025-08-12 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostMadame Web
Halle and Alison find out who was with Dakota Johnson’s mom in the jungle researching spiders before she died in a reverse Ruined of Madame Web.
2025-08-05 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostFreaks (1932)
Halle and Alison join the circus and see who is the real star as they ruin 1932’s Freaks.
2025-07-29 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon Exclusive: The Deep House
Halle and Alison aren’t too surprised that scuba diving to an underwater abandoned home goes wrong when they ruin The Deep House.
2025-07-25 14:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post