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April 2025 Poll Image!

Edit: the original post was flagged so I changed it a bit in hopes of making it align with Patreon's guidelines.

It's a nice warm day and everyone is at the pool! All the girls are getting some sun on their cheeks...and some of them are getting sun on the OTHER set of cheeks! I like to think that Teagan was being thoughtful. Now, in the future when Kim and Hailey get wedgies they won't suffer the humiliation of having pasty white butt cheeks. That will surely help them look more cool, right?

The result of Eveline's good grades (bonus pic)

Eveline is a very smart girl, but she seems to forget that not everyone feels the same way about high marks on your schoolwork.

Here's a little bonus pic for the month. I don't plan on regularly doing something like this, but I completed this one and figured I could post it here a few days early before it goes up on Twitter/BlueSky =)

April 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

With goths, sometimes there's a nice contrast of color against all the black and grey. Sometimes that color comes in the form of a smoothie. And sometimes that smoothie gets poured down Kim's tighty whities by Mavis Dracula!

What I'm saying is...Make sure to pour a smoothie into a cute goth girl's underwear every now and again =)

April 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Hailey hates getting her underwear pulled even though it happens pretty regularly, but it will be a cold day in hell before she is wedgied by a fellow goth! She won't take a wedgie from Stocking without a fight...Until things turn a little awkward...

April 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It's been decided to spend part of Spring at the pool! Everyone is going to be there: the bullies, the dorks, the preps, the goths...and Teagan. It looks like Kim and Hailey are going to be getting a little extra sun on their butt cheeks now that they'll be hanging by their bikini bottoms on one of the pool's umbrellas! This will definitely be a great way to start the warmer months!

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: goth.

April 2025 Poll

It's April, so I think we can all safely say it's finally Spring! The sun, the warm weather, and the outdoor activities await! Of course the girls at Bartholomew High are no different than you or I, and they can't wait to get out and celebrate! What better way to celebrate than at the local pool?

Kim and Hailey are going to hang out with their peers at the pool, but they might end up doing a bit more hanging than expected. Teagan can't help but notice that those big pool-side umbrellas are basically just tall, sturdy polls to attach some swimsuits to.

The second option involves Kim and Hailey crossing paths with Izumi at the pool. Our big, swirly giving bully plans to teach Kim that there's some water at the pool you really don't want to be dunked in. While Kim and Izumi are having a fun time in one stall, Hailey will be hung up in the next one over, patiently waiting her turn.

Just a quick note: all girls involved will be in their swimwear =)

March 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Wrapping up March we have X-23 taking issue with poor Logan! I wonder why =P The gossip loving teen's capri pants were no match for X-23's claws...not surprising.

March 2025 Poll Image!

Things are not looking up for the goths...I mean, they're GOING up that's for sure, but...I don't think Kim is going to convince any onlookers that this makes her look cool. Judging by the lack of clothes I'd say the preps are already winning. Even worse, this is only Rebecca's opening speech and Kim is already getting hung up by her tighty whities. Wait a second, how exactly did Kim's underwear get hooked to the stage's pulley?

I think this debate was rigged from the start...and I'm not talking about the rig currently hoisting Kim's plump butt into the air.

March2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Chloe and Max decide to have a little fun with Hailey! Shirt over the head and pants down, I don't think the spunky goth dork is going to be able to avoid this blackmail.

On a side note, I apologize for this being extremely late. I have to be honest and say that I haven't been the most focused recently. Hope to make it up to you somehow =)

March 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Let's be real here, when it comes to cool tomboy vs. goth dork the tomboy is going to win. Gogo has made that abundantly clear by not only taking Kim's clothes, not only giving her an atomic wedgie, but also making the dorky goth lick the bottom of her shoe. Has Gogo discovered a new way to assert dominance over the dorks?

March 2025 Additional Input

After doing a bit of sketching I've found that the debate stage will already be a little crowded. This has limited the number of options I previously thought I'd be able to work with. Currently I have Scout on stage alongside Kim, begrudgingly showing support for her fellow goths.

The additional options for the monthly piece involve what will be happening to Kim. Our lovable goth dork is going to have her clothes taken from her, leaving her in only her tighty whities on stage. What condition should Kim's underwear be put in for the debate: attached to her head, or hoisting her into the air?

March 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It has been decided! Rebecca will absolutely dominate Kim in a public debate on the school's stage! The scene will be set with Rebecca and Kim both standing at their own podium in the school's auditorium. The mass of onlookers will get a good display of why one of these groups, preps or goths, is much cooler than the other!

Give me a day or two to finish a sketch and figure out where potential additions will go. Then I will make a second poll for you guys to decide who else joins Kim on the stage or if Kim gets an extra helping of humiliation herself =)

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: tomboy.

March 2025 Poll

Guys, it's current year and we need to just accept that preps are way cooler than goths. Kim can't argue against it no matter how hard she tries. Hailey can't fight it. And Scout has to begrudgingly accept that those two dorks are part of the goth clique. Bartholomew High's cheer captain, Rebecca thinks it's about time that the goths were reminded of their place. She along with her squad, consisting of Brittney, Lauren, and Brooke, need to come up with a way to publicly humiliate a couple of goth girls.

The first idea is to stuff Kim, Hailey, and Scout into trashcans in the hallway. Their embarrassing display along with a couple of signs should give the other students a great reminder that preps are superior to goths.

The second idea is for Rebecca to publicly debate Kim on why preps are cooler than goths. The debate will be held on the school's stage in front of everyone. This will give Rebecca the perfect opportunity to shine and to humiliate Kim in front of an audience.

Additionally, both options will involve the girls getting wedgies. However the debate option will come with a second poll for input on how Kim should be humiliated on stage.

Bonus February 2025 Sketch

Here's a bonus image for the short month of February. It's Miss Pauling, as I feel she is quite friendly when she isn't disposing of dead bodies for the Administrator =)

If I end up finishing this piece it'll be posted publicly on my other socials (Twitter and BlueSky)

February 2025 Poll Image!

It's February and love is in the air. Know what else is in the air? Kim's booty and her tighty whities! Teagan is helping students at Bartholomew High celebrate the month of love by setting up Kim in a kissing booth. Not many students seemed too eager to step up and plant a kiss on the plump goth hiney, so Teagan started pulling students over! Poor Amanda had no choice but to celebrate alongside Hailey. Maybe next month will be better?

February 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Who wouldn't like a nice picture with Aerith? Of course Kim has some sort of 'dork aura' that causes even the friendliest people to want to embarrass her. Aerith couldn't help but tease Kim, showing off her infamous waistband still peeking out of her cool goth pants!

As a side note, the poll image will be posted tomorrow =)

February 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Mitsuri Kanroji seemed really nice and friendly. She also seemed like kind of a pushover, so Kim decided she wanted to try to look cool by dominating Mitsuri in an arm wrestling contest. First loss results in a wedgie, second loss is an atomic wedgie, third loss is a hanging wedgie...It seems Kim is already working on a losing streak...

February 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Kim was given the opportunity to go on one of Caine's adventures! Unfortunately, instead of a candy land or haunted house...the adventure was to a wedgie themed world. What a coincidence! Luckily for Kim she's there with Ragatha. Not that this would stop the underwear pulling, but at least she'll have some friendly company as they both hang there for possibly hours and hours...and hours.

February 2025 additional input

After sketching a bit I've found that I have room for 2 butt kissers =) Teagan is going to get Eveline to help with the booth, so Teagan will be pushing one girl while Eveline pushes another to kiss Kim's butt.

This might be a controversial decision, but since Scout and Sydney were involved in the other choice, I'm going to leave them out of this poll. It feels a little repetitive to have them in multiple polls and I feel it gives those characters a bit of an unfair advantage.

If you got any criticism about it, tell me so that I can reconsider for future polls. It's possible that people don't mind certain characters being involved in several polls.

February 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It's been decided to celebrate the month of love rather than to try and taint it! Teagan is going to set up a lovely kissing booth in school. Hanging right in the center of the booth will be Kim's plump booty, waiting to receive some kisses! While the booth is open to anyone to come and lay a smooch on the dorky goth's cheeks, I doubt there will be many volunteers. As such, Teagan will be pulling students over to make them celebrate Valentines whether they want to or not...

There will be a second poll within the next few days to decide who will be kissing Kim's rear. I haven't figured out how many girls will fit into the composition, most likely 2.

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: friendly.

February 2025 Poll

The month of love is upon us! It's a time of hearts, pink, and Cupid. Celebrations are in order, and some of the students already have a wonderful idea in mind. Teagan plans to set up a kissing booth to spread the love. A booth will be set up with Kim's big, wedgied butt hanging in the middle. Students will then have the chance (unwillingly) to place a big kiss on Kim's booty.

However, not all students are interested in celebrating this lovely month. Scout is disgusted by all the sappy kisses and hugs. She plans to make a belly sacrifice to a dark deity in an attempt to taint the month! In fact, with the help of another member of the coven, Sydney, Scout is going to have a spot open for a second belly to be sacrificed!

Additional note: there will be a second poll for either option. The poll for the first option will be to decide who is kissing Kim's butt. The poll for the second option will be to decide who is lying next to Kim as the second sacrifice. Both scenarios will contain a wedgie.

January Weekly Sketch 3

Cool girls need to be somewhat fashionable, right? What's a better fashion statement than the kind of underwear you wear? Coco Adel seems to think everyone needs to know just how cool Kim's undies are. I don't think she'll be getting those pants up anytime soon...

January 2025 Poll Image!

Teagan barely managed to make Kim's plump butt fit inside the locker. Hailey needed a little restraining, and Eveline went in peacefully as she knew what was good for her...Also, Teagan grabbed a couple of dorks that happened to be nearby. The more the merrier, right?

January Weekly Sketch 2

Sometimes you need to use your powers to banish a demon, other times you need to use your powers to stretch some undies. Unfortunately for Kim, Grandma Seiko is in the wedgie giving mood. Don't worry, as long as you remove the nail from the circle the underwear will finally come down...Now if only Kim could reach the nail.

January Weekly Sketch 1

The bigger the hands the easier it is to manhandle a short goth dork! At least, that is what Hailey is quickly discovering with Vi. On the bright side, at least it's just her panties being put on display and not them being wedged between her cheeks, right? Got to think positive!

January 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It has been decided, Teagan will do the first test of this dork dilemma by giving Kim an atomic wedgie and stuffing her inside a locker! Of course, being a woman of bully science, Teagan will grab Hailey as well and involve her in some testing. Evelyn will also be joining the duo, not for research purposes but because Teagan just thinks it would be funny.

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: cool.

January 2025 Poll

There have been many great questions over bullykind's long history. What came first, the wedgie or the pantsing? How many yanks does it take to make a wedgie an atomic? Should a wet willie be applied to one or both ears? Some of the greatest bully thinkers and philosophers have spent their whole lives trying to solve these questions.

Teagan has come up with a new one: does the wedgie go outside the locker or inside?

Using Kimberly, of course, Teagan plans to put this question to the test. It's deceptively simple, but the decision could have great consequences for the amount of humiliation Kim experiences. Should Kim be wedgied and hung up on the outside of the locker door? Or should Kim be wedgied and stuffed inside the locker?

Additional info: the inside option will be like an x-ray vision where you see the interior of multiple lockers.

December 2024 Poll Image!

Even though Christmas has passed there's always time to celebrate the newly created holiday of Wedge-mas! Unfortunately for Kim and Hailey, their holiday celebration involves their butts getting flossed again and again by all the girls who spent the year being misbehaved and naughty =)

On a side note, I want to apologize for this piece being extremely late. It's still technically December (at least in the US), but I still try to get poll images uploaded around the 25th. There were definitely some things I could have done better time wise and I hope to not have a poll image completed this late again.

December 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

Courtney always enjoys hazing the new Team Magma recruits. Of course, there is no actual Team Atomic in the Pokemon universe...yet!

December 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

Cammy not only lands a hit, but makes it a CRITICAL crotch shot! I'm not sure if she has just invented a new type of bully method, the windmill wedgie, but it's definitely new in my book =)