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April Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

The play has been chosen! The theater class of Bartholomew High is going to do Romeo and Juliet this month! Kimberly is playing the lovely Juliet and Hailey is going to play the handsome Romeo! Unfortunately for our dorky duo, Teagan has a sinister plan for the balcony scene. Let's hope Kim decides to wear some cool underwear for this performance...Who am I kidding, we all know she won't!

Additionally, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

For this month's Weekly Sketches the genre is: artist.

April 2024 Image Poll

Last month there was an art project at Bartholomew High, this month there's a play being shown! Kimberly and Hailey have joined the theater class in hopes of looking cool in front of their peers again. What? Obviously theater is cool! You preform on a stage just like rock stars! At least, that was Kim's reasoning...

One of two plays will be done this month: Macbeth or Romeo and Juliet! The good news is that Kim and Hailey have gotten roles in both, depending on which gets picked. The bad news is that Teagan is taking theater for extra credit and she's got some sinister ideas for either play!

For Macbeth, Teagan will strike during the Weird Sisters scene! Two of the witches will be played by Hailey and Teagan, while a third has yet to be determined (poll). Kim will be center stage as Macbeth, ripe for humiliation!

For Romeo and Juliet, Teagan will go for the famous balcony scene. Kim is the lovely Juliet and Hailey the handsome Romeo (what? It's an all girls school). Kim's flowing dress will surely become a target and Hailey's tights may get a little too tight during her performance!

For reference: both scenes will involve wedgies (as I know people really like them), but from now on I am going to also have other humiliating methods be present, for the sake of variety =)

March 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

What is this dork magic?!? Kim's pants have been pulled down and she can't pull them back up! It seems the Hex Maniac has taken a liking to Kim's rear and made a voodoo doll to indulge in...

Side note: I don't know if 'hexxing' and 'voodoo dolls' are really paired together. But I liked the idea.

March 2024 Poll Image!

I present to you Rebecca's art project: Bartholomew cheerleaders humiliate Westfield cheerloser!

The composition, the contrasting expressions, and the extreme emotions really make this work a masterpiece! The cheer squad were more than happy to help their captain with her project, especially since it involved a lot of school spirit! Hailey on the other hand...Well at least she got an A+!

The poor goth dork was no match for the uniformed bullies. They easily stripped her down then dressed her back up in a Westfield High School cheerleader uniform. Up next, Hailey's panties were hooked to the school's flagpole and her limbs were bound. All that was left was for Rebecca to climb the other end of the rope and hoist her project partner into the air! The only thing stopping Hailey from being raised to the top of the pole is the rope attaching her feet to the anchor. How thoughtful of Rebecca!

Students involved: top left (Brooke), bottom left (Lauren), wedgied cheerleader (Hailey), top right (Rebecca), and bottom right (Britney).

March 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

Ember Mclain was in town for a show and Kim figured she would look pretty cool going to a rock concert. Unfortunately for poor Kimmie, when Ember asked for a volunteer to come on stage, the rock star had an 'interesting' idea to introduce her band!

As a side note, several people have asked me about doing other pranks with Kim (particularly pantsing). I just want to say that I definitely will branch out with the ideas. I know a lot of people follow me for the wedgie stuff, but people want additional bullying methods as well. I plan to lean towards other pranks being present along side the wedgies, hopefully that keeps everyone happy =)

March 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

Kim thought she'd have an easy time working with a fellow goth. Instead, Tae Takemi decided to give Kim an underwear suppository! I've heard of getting a wedgie for being a dork and for karma, but for medical reasons? I'm not sure I believe it...

March 2024 Poll Winner and Weekly Sketches

The results are in and it looks like Hailey's group project with Rebecca is going to be the focus this month! I'm sure Hailey, being as tough as she is, won't go down without a fight. Then again, once Rebecca calls in a couple of her squad mates I doubt the tiny, aggressive goth is going to have a say in the matter. What could the cheerleaders have planned for Hailey? They got some rope, another school's cheerleading uniform, and they're marching Hailey out to the front of the school...

Additionally, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

The genre for this month's sketches  is: goth.

March 2024 Poll

Atomic wedgies, super swirlies, mega noogies, there's many things that the students at Bartholomew High dread, but none more so than...group projects! This month, Kim and Hailey have group projects in separate classes. Kim has a group project in science class with Teagan and Eveline, while Hailey has a group project in art class with Rebecca (the cheer captain).

Eveline has been gleefully designing a contraption that will be used to show kinetic energy. Teagan volunteered Kim to be the receiver of that kinetic energy. Poor Kimberly isn't entirely sure what Eveline's creation does, but the nerd assured the goth that her butt will be completely safe this month...

Meanwhile in the art classroom, Rebecca seems overjoyed to work with Hailey on this project despite goths and preps being mortal enemies. Hailey was a little cautious as Rebecca explained how the project would show the superiority of Bartholomew's cheer squad over their rivals. Hailey then became quite suspicious as Rebecca texted a few of the girls on her squad to come help out. Finally, Hailey became VERY worried when Rebecca asked her 'What size skirt do you wear?'

(Note: both scenarios will contain a wedgie)

Bonus February 2024 Sketch

Decided to upload one last sketch as a small celebration of the leap year =)

I happened to get an idea for an image based on Zarya from Overwatch and I figured since this month's theme was muscular, and someone suggested her, I could upload this sketch as a sneak peek. Not sure when it will be finished as I want to get some work done on an upcoming comic.

Enjoy =)

February 2024 Weekly Sketch 4

She mastered earth bending, she mastered metal bending, and now Toph Beifong is looking to master wedgie bending! Is wedgie bending even a thing? Probably not, but considering the horrifying things Toph can do with a pair of underwear I doubt anyone will argue with her about it!

February 2024 Poll Image!

Hailey has come to save the day! Well, kind of. I'm sure that after Izumi is done dunking the goth's head in the toilet, Hailey will be able to help Kim get down from that restroom hook. Until then I guess Kim is just going to have to hang around and clench her butt cheeks a little longer!

February 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

It's finally happened, someone has torn Kim's tighty whities! All it took was for Kale to go Super Saiyan! Does this mean there's a dork version of Super Saiyan? Can a goth loser receive a wedgie so bad she gains super powers?

February 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

It seems Noi tried to make a cute little pink heart on Kim's tummy...unfortunately, due to all her muscle, Noi's kind gesture turned into a wicked pink belly!

February 2024 Poll Winner

The poll for February has finished and you guys have chosen the first option! Our goth damsel in distress has found herself suspended by her tighty whities, for the countless time, in one of Bartholomew High's restrooms. Who hung her there? I'm not sure, but Hailey is going in to rescue her BFF! Unfortunately for Hailey, Izumi just so happens to be inside the restroom as well.

How will it end? Will Hailey, empowered by the need to save Kim, best Izumi in a humiliating fashion? Or Will Hailey suffer a...watery defeat?

February 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

Kim can have trouble keeping her mouth shut sometimes, always trying to argue her coolness. Apparently something she said, Maki Oze confused for 'gorilla' and took great offense to it. Now Maki has a choice: accept the apology or tear those tighty whities...or both?

February 2024 Weekly Sketches

I'm starting Weekly Sketches earlier this month, just seeing how it goes =)

This post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics,  ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas) because I don't want to use someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the  characters  have to be firmly 18+.

The genre for this month's sketches  is: muscular.

February 2024 Poll

It's not unusual to see Kimberly hanging around by her tighty whities at school, in fact, that is where she's going to be for this month's picture. Poor Kim! Luckily for the goth, she has her BFF Hailey to come to her rescue! The spunky redhead is determined to help her friend down no matter the cost! Unfortunately, Hailey has to fight her way through some of the school's bullies in order to get Kim down. As stubborn as Hailey is, I doubt she stands a chance...

This month I'm going to try the 2 option poll. Like I said last month, I've felt the 3 option poll always ended up with 1 option beating out the other 2 by a large margin, making it hopeless for the losing 2. I might change back to the 3 option poll depending on feedback. If changes need to be made I'll see what I can do =)

Additionally, I'm going to start the Weekly Sketches stuff a bit earlier this month. Sometime tomorrow I'll make a post announcing the theme and where you can comment your suggestions.

January 2024 Weekly Sketch 4

Finishing off the month, we have Kiyoko Shimizu using Kimberly to boost morale! Who wouldn't feel great playing volleyball with a fat bottomed goth girl hanging by her underwear on the net? Honestly...people would probably be too distracted to play properly.

Edit: Changed Kiyoko's face a bit, added the beauty mark, so she looks more like herself.

January 2024 Poll Image!

Kim and Hailey went down to the game shop so Kim could get Dork: Extra Credit Edition. Unfortunately for Kim, a couple of booth babes were there helping to sell the new release...

Hailey: I TOLD you Kim! The poster just said that every purchase came with a free wedgie, it never said you'd be the one giving it!

Kim: SAVE ME!

Hailey: If I save you, you won't learn...

Monthly Image on 26th

Wanted to put out a quick update: I usually upload the monthly poll image on the 25th, but it's currently not finished and will be a day late. Just wanted to clear that up in case people were worried about it. It will be uploaded tomorrow =)

January 2024 Weekly Sketch 3

It seems Kneesocks has tired of Kim trying to break the rules. What rules, you may ask? Well obviously, Kim is a dorky goth loser who deserves to be at the bottom of the hierarchy. The fact that she even THINKS she can upset the order and become cool is enough for Kneesocks to cleave her chubby butt in two!

January 2024 Weekly Sketch 2

Kim has not so willingly volunteered to model for Victoria Chase's amusement! With her pants around her ankles and her tighty whities around her knees, Kim is pretty helpless. Her only hope is doing everything Victoria says in hopes of being let go.

A bit of input regarding polls

I wanted to put this out to get some of your opinions on the monthly polls.

I'm seeing a bit of an issue with polls in that when I put up 3 options there's always 1 option that gets about 50% of the votes. It seems like there's always 1 option that will inevitably win right from the start, leaving the other 2 option pointless to vote for. I feel like this is unfair to the people wanting the 'pointless' options.

What are your thoughts on reducing the poll options down to 2 (starting in February), instead of 3? Any comments/input are welcome.

January 2024 Weekly Sketch 1

Hailey was shown a bit of mercy by not starting the year off with a wedgie. Kahili, however, was not going to let the goth off easy! In the world of Pokemon certain types have weaknesses: fire is weak to water, grass is weak to fire, and so on. Well, apparently goths are weak to preps =)

January 2024 Poll Winner and Weekly Sketches

The results are in and you guys have decided that Kim will go down to the game shop and pick up a newly released game! It's said the game is getting pretty good reviews and a bunch of gamers like it, but the news is calling it controversial. The story is something about a dork completing missions around campus and interacting with bullies? Maybe taking over the school? Obviously, if the completing the game doesn't impress Kim's peers she could possibly learn how to fight bullies in the real world, right?

Additionally, this post is where you can comment your suggestions  for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim  (or possibly one of her peers) interacting with a character that one of  you have suggested. I'd prefer characters from movies, TV, comics, ect.  rather than OCs (avatars, personas)   because I don't want to use  someone's OC without their permission. As a reminder, all the characters  have to be firmly 18+. The genre for this month's sketches is: preppy.

January 2024 Poll

Happy 2024! It's a new year filled with new possibilities! Our favorite dorky goth has decided to get a new hobby, hopefully one that will make her look cool! After looking around town Kim has narrowed down her option to three: skateboarding, video games, and reading.

Some of those choices might not make sense, but listen to Kim's fool proof logic! Skateboarding is obviously cool and Kim would definitely look cool at the local skate park. Video games are popular, maybe Kim could look like an epic gamer if she played the newest release? As for reading...admittedly it's a dorky hobby, but Kim's reasoning is that she could look cool bullying some dorks at the library, right?

What will Kim choose?

December Weekly Sketch 3

It's not just mothers but aunts as well! Aunt Cass seems to have some issues with wedgies as well...

I've seen the memes but not the movie, so I watched a short clip dump of Aunt Cass. At some point she gets annoyed that she 'stress eats' and I came up with the idea of Cass giving herself wedgies due to stress. Seems like a fun idea, might have to try and use it in the future with an OC =P

December 2023 Poll Image!

Eveline took the chance at a festive photo this year! She decided to be kind and let Kimberly experience the gift of giving...unfortunately for Hailey, she got the gift of receiving! Down went the butt flap and up went the underwear, and of course the two adorable helpers are smiling so that they don't get fired! Maybe they'll plan some revenge in the future? It's going to take a lot of cool antics to repair this blow to Kim's rep...

I hope you all have a merry Christmas =)

December Weekly Sketch 2

Dexter's mom was all out of toilet brushes so she used Kimberly's face! Poor Kim, even someone's mom is able to bully the dorky goth =(

December Weekly Sketch 1

It looks like Yor Forger is celebrating the holiday season in style! A little bit of drinking and a little bit of yuletide yanking of Hailey's panties!