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AutoCritic 33: Neil Young - Rust Never Sleeps / Live Rust [4.6]

Charles, Alex, and Dan consult the all-knowing A.I. to learn that Neil Young's Rust Never Sleeps / Live Rust scores slightly lower than the New Testament, but both get blown out of the water by the...

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108 - Big Bungalow (ft. Raina Douris)

Charles, Alex, and Dan test Raina Douris' Canadian music knowledge and read some interesting facts about her online.

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107 - Pop Quiz

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss new TV shows about Tommy Lee and Bored Apes then take a series of music quizzes.

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Radiohead Songsmith Files

Here's the snippets of Reckoner and Nude from the last episode, in case anybody wants these!

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106 - Cali Vibes

Charles and Alex run Radiohead vocals through Songsmith, get up to date on Tommy Lee, stumble onto the Krassensteins' latest grift, and discuss Sublime.

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105 - Degrinchification

Charles, Alex, and Dan enjoy a selection of Christmas songs from old favorites and new artists alike.

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AutoCritic 32: 311 - Omaha Stylee [7.4]

Charles, Alex, and Dan evaluate a band whose bud was low key and whose records were Jamaican.

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Download: A.I. songs from last week's episode

All 6 songs from our A.I./Songsmith experiment have been lovingly compiled into the "The Sound of That Chopper" EP, including the A.I. generated artwork discussed in the episode. WAV and MP3 downlo...

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104 - Songsmith Vs. A.I.

Charles, Alex, and Dan reveal their A.I. generated songs made with last week's A.I. lyrics.

Charles' band Solipse is playing at the Hideout in Chicago on December 6. Tickets here: 2021-12-03 18:48:13 +0000 UTC View Post

AutoCritic 31: Klymaxx - Video Kid [8.1]

Charles, Alex, and Dan evaluate "Video Kid," the only song in history where six women pine over a gamer.

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103 - Put Them Speakers on Poop

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the promise of A.I. music, generating song lyrics about Christmas, California, and poop.

Get tix for Charles' band Solipse in Chicago Dec. 8: bit.ly/3HtMqPw

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AutoCritic 30: Bobby Darin - Splish Splash [0.8]

Charles, Alex, and Dan evaluate Splish Splash and wonder why sea monsters were excluded from the Monster Mash.

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102 - Rat-Arsed Off Port and 7 Up

Charles and Alex figure out which substances give you the creativity to write specific songs and look forward to the supergroup of NFT apes hatched in a corporate boardroom.

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101 - Insulin Cigarette

Charles and Alex discuss which living musicians are actually dead and which dead ones are actually alive.

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100 - Okay Computer (ft. Branson)

When the album-reviewing A.I. (@necrobranson) comes to life on the playground, Charles, Alex, and Dan seek its wisdom to score many albums and music-related food items.

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99 - Fortune House (ft. Patrick Stickles)

Patrick Stickles (@TitusAndronicus) drops by Fortune House to jam a few songs and cook spaghetti bolognese with Charles, Alex, and Dan.

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98 - Music Prompts for Homeschoolers

Charles, Alex, and Dan answer music-related writing prompts designed for homeschooled kids.

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97 - Fortune Kit Goes to Space (ft. Patrick Doran)

Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) joins Charles and Alex to watch Barney Goes to Space dubbed in Arabic.

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AutoCritic 29: Fortune Kit - Synchronicity: Dark Side of the Moon [4.7]

Charles, Alex, and Dan seek the all-knowing A.I.'s guidance on Fortune Kit episode 81 and learn that it wasn't as good of an episode as they thought.

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96 - "I'm Not Sure I Can Tell You the Difference Between Iraq and Iran"

Charles, Alex, and Dan sift through Clear Channel's list of songs not to be played on the radio after 9/11.

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95 - Boss D.J.

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to music made by CEOs, billionaires, and the Secretary of State.

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94 - Prescription Hot Sauce

Charles, Alex, and Dan imagine bands selling college dorm posters as merch, discuss self-indulgent songs about being on tour, and remember that U2 album that was forced onto everyone's phones.

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93 - Palma's Infinite Disco (ft. Palma)

Palma (@sweetxpalma) presents a playlist of his favorite Brazilian tracks from the '70s to the present.


Tracklist:

(Intro) Odair Jose - Nunca Mais (1976)

01. Helio Math...

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Autocritic 28: Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy [3.3]

The all-knowing A.I. renders a harsh judgment against Houses of the Holy.

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92 - The Squeezed Bladder

Charles, Alex, and Dan weigh the benefits of discovering bands 10 years late and fill out their ballots for Pitchfork's people's list.

We've decided to start uploading the free episodes to Pa...

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AutoCritic 27: Nebula - To the Center [3.5]

Charles, Alex, and Dan check out a listener request, but the A.I. does not take kindly to Nebula.

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91 - Podcast in a Bubble

Charles, Alex, and Dan revisit the very short-lived MTV series Band in a Bubble. We lost the last 7 minutes of this episode, but it was mostly us listening to two of this band's shitty songs, so if...

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Bonus 7 - Writing an Educational Song (ft. Matt Christman)

Alex edited down last week's stream to podcast length and put together this audio-only version. Let us know if this is more/less convenient than a stream VOD and whether we should do this more in t...

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Stream VOD: Writing an Educational Song (ft. Matt Christman)

Here's the VOD from last Friday's stream with Matt Christman for anyone who missed it

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Download: Adre-NO-Chrome

Here's the song from last Friday's stream with Matt Christman, for download as MP3 and WAV. We'll have the VOD up tomorrow and the song on streaming services soon after!

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