Jordan Ashley

2025 Calendar

My 2025 Calendar is now available to order! This beautifully made desk calendar is a stand-alone piece that artfully combines a solid brass easel with my photographs on premium quality paper. The photographs I’ve chosen are twelve of my personal favorites from 2024. This year mostly includes a wide variety of lingerie, stockings and business look. 😚This photo is an example of last year's calendar. 💜

I’d like to thank all of you who encouraged me to create my own calendar a few years ago and especially for all your continued support!

 Have a great rest of the weekend everyone! 💋

xoxo
Jordan

US Patrons:

Full Desk Calendar/ 12 months including Brass easel/Price: $100

**Calendar Photographs Only/12 months /Price: $70

Payment options:

Venmo: Jordanashleylv 702-234-3357

Cash.me/$jordanashleylv (please add 3% for cash app fee)

Once payment is made, please email the following to Jordan@jordanashley.com

Name or Patron Name:

Venmo/Cashapp handle:

Shipping address:

The calendar should arrive within 4 weeks. I will follow up with you once I have received the tracking information.

Please email me if you have any questions!

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International Patrons:

Calendar Photographs Only/12 months/Price: $70 plus shipping & handling (determined by shipping address)

International Payments:

Patreon/jordanashley through increased pledge. (Increase your pledge by the dollar amount of purchase, then decrease your pledge to your desired patronage. Please add 5% due to Patreon fee)

Once payment is made, please email the following to Jordan@jordanashley.com

Patron Name:

Shipping name & address:

I should receive the calendar in 2 weeks from manufacturer. I will then ship it to you and email you the additional pledge amount needed to cover the shipping costs to your international address. Please allow an additional 2-3 weeks for international shipping I will follow up with you once I have received the tracking information.

Please email me if you have any questions!

Happy Weekend!

I hope yours has started already. I plan to do a little shopping and have a nice dinner or two. I love this time of year in Las Vegas. There's a cool breeze and it's just perfect to wear my stockings out. I'm going to put the top back in the car and turn the music up. If you see me out, just wink and I'll send a kiss your way. 💋

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Lingerie & Stockings: Secrets in Lace Eva Collection

Heels: Carolina Herrera

Throwback Thursday

Sometimes, I just need to throw on a pair of jeans and let it all loose. I just need a motorcycle to go with these shoes and I think I could be a Harley Honey. 💋

Waiting

You sure are taking a long time with those drinks. Don't worry, we have plenty of time and I'll just wait right here. 💋

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Heels: Sarah Flint

Spice

I can taste the spice of the season and it's making me feel warm all over!

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Wonder woman,

well, it's at least my attempt, lol. I just need my magic rope to lasso you into my clutches. Now if I could figure out the flying thing, I would really be dangerous. You can run but you can't hide. I'm gonna be all over you, bad boy!!! 💋

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Heels: Sarah Flint

Throwback Thursday

That time I was diagnosed as having an insatiable sexual drive and needed help in controlling my thoughts. Now, I can function in public without always looking for immediate relief. It isn't any wonder that I prefer to wear dresses or skirts. 💋

Whiskey Wednesday

A big Thank You to a wonderful Las Vegas gentleman for keeping my whiskey cabinet stocked with new and interesting  whiskeys! I enjoyed this one, and the different taste layers were immediately evident. It was followed by a long complex finish. Cheers to the rest of the week!

Notes from Dram Street:

Kilbrin Irish Whiskey is made by blending rich malt whiskey, produced from malted barley, with the finest grain whiskey in Ireland. Distilled in Ireland and matured in American Oak Casks for a minimum of 10 years prior to secondary maturation in casks that have previously help Oloroso wine. With wonderful layers of spice and fruit, notes of vanilla, banana bread, and orchard fruits it’s pleasantly plump on the palate. Honey and malt pick up the pace in the mouth.

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Suit: Tahari (Thank you very much to a sweet friend from Southern California who also loves the business look. I adore this suit! 💙)

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Heels: Sarah Flint

My fellow constituents...

I hope I can count on your vote today. I will work hard to bring you better images and stable membership prices. I pledge to listen to your erotic concerns and bring down the price of those little blue tablets. I will reduce tariffs on imported shoes & stockings, while giving incentives to domestic lingerie companies. We all deserve more eroticism in our daily life. 💋

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Oh Monday,

why do you have to be so hard? I have to stretch and work out those kinks from the weekend. I'm feeling a little tight and it makes me think that I need a good massage. That will put a smile on my face.

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. 💋

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Heels: Sarah Flint

Temperature

There's not a more accurate weather gauge than the girls. And right now, they're telling me that it's a bit nippy outside. 💋

Hope everyone has a safe and beautiful weekend. The mountains are full of color and I'm hoping to take it in before the snow comes.

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Nurse Ashley

Oh, Nurse Ratched has nothing on me. I'll help you recover from all those terrible thoughts. I'll ease your aches and pains and fill you full of blissful dreams. Lay back and close your eyes. You're going to feel a slight pinch, but don't worry. It will all be over in a second. We'll cure you of that bad little man in your sheets. 💋

Wicked Wednesday

I'm starting to feel the mood of the season! 💋

Have the most beautiful day. ❤️

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Stockings: Cervin Little Gem thigh highs

Lingerie: Secrets in Lace

Heels: Maison Ernest Élysée

Tuesday Vibes

Sending lots of warm vibes your way and hoping it's a great start to your week. 💋

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

TGIF

It's going to be a beautiful weekend. Have I mentioned how much I love hotels? From the time my family would take trips to Lake Tahoe, it was always an adventure. I would explore the hotel and found it fascinating that I could be in one place with so many people from all over the world. My imagination would run rampant with all the things happening right around me. As I got older, those thoughts took a turn and I would imagine all the naughty things happening in those rooms. Little did I know that I would be part of my own fantasies. I love hearing stories from friends about their journeys and interludes.

I think people tend to be more free and at ease when they're in different surroundings. I've probably said this before, but I love how I can leave everything else behind when I open those doors to a hotel room. I hope a few doors are in your weekend plans. 💋

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Lingerie: Dita Von Teese Victresse in After Dark (A big Thank you shoutout to a very generous, sweet friend from Southern California for this sexy and beautiful collection. I really love the colors and how it fits!)

Stockings: Cervin in Marine

Heels: Sarah Flint

Thursday Throwback - Evermore

I had so much fun doing this set. It really put me in the spirit of the season and I love these colors. I just needed a thunderstorm to top it off with a fire in the fireplace. Dare to have a bit of my potion? 💋

Evening preparations...

I thought you might want to join me as I get ready to go out. 💋

All smiles...

It's a beautiful morning and the birds are singing. The air is a little chilly, but just the way I like it.

Hope everyone is having a most wonderful day! 💋

Have you seen my keys?

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend! 💋

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Lingerie & Stockings: Secrets in Lace Eva Collection

Heels: Louboutins So Kate

Barstool Banter

If you saw me in a bar like this, I wonder what line you would use to introduce yourself? Humor is always a good start with me, but not too over the top. I'm not a fan of being too aggressive or pushy. I definitely appreciate a witty conversation. Try not to be corny, but sincerity can win me over. Just buying me a drink won't work, but being knowledgable about whiskey, I find super sexy. 💋

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Lingerie & Stockings: Secrets in Lace Eva Collection

Heels: Louboutins So Kate

Throwback Thursday

It's hard to believe that this was three years ago already. Time flies when you're having fun. 💋

Whiskey Wednesday

I’m incredibly grateful to friends that allow me to try different whiskeys! If you take a look at the label in the photo, this scotch whiskey was made especially for me from the Whisky Exchange. This was such a unique gift and it was so nice to receive something unexpected.💕 I'm very thankful!

 “Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's n*pples.”
 ~Warren Ellis

 “There are two things a Highlander likes n*ked, and the other one is Malt Whisky”
 ~R. H. Bruce Lockhart

 These made me laugh! 🤗 Cheers to a wonderful evening! 🥃

Hello, Tuesday!

You're such a bad boy! You just make me want to take my clothes off. 💋

Good morning, sunshine!

Looking forward to lots of bright things this week. I hope everyone had a beautiful weekend. 💋

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Lingerie & Stockings: Secrets in Lace Eva Collection (Thank you so much to a very generous & kind friend from Colorado for this divine set! 💕)

Heels: Carolina Herrera

It feels like Friday

and I'm in a very playful mood. The air is crisp and it's giving me goosebumps. I love to play in different places and this suite was interesting to me with all the different spots to have so much fun. Sometimes, I feel like I should have been a gymnast, but the girls and my height took care of that. I also love to be spontaneous. Would you pull over on the side of the road for me when I'm in the mood? Don't mind those big ole trunks honking their approval. 💋

Throwback Thursday

Taking it back to 2015. It was a good year. These are all new images from that set, but I'm afraid my leopard dress is a little worse for wear. 💋

Whiskey Wednesday

It was an afternoon of shopping and sight seeing, so I needed a little pick me up mid day and this tasty Espresso Martini at the Waldorf Astoria SkyBar hit the spot. It's a modern, but cozy space and perfect to catch a second wind before heading to The Shops at Crystals next door 🛍 🍸

To say I worked up an appetite after some heavy duty Las Vegas Strip walking & shopping, is an understatement. A quiet night was desired, so we enjoyed dinner at the Four Seasons Veranda. It's a very nice and comfortable restaurant with a variety of options. We started with the house made focaccia bread and the meatballs. You know how they say, your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Well, that was the case, because that would have been plenty 😌. But, before that was realized, we decided to share the Green Risotto and the Gulf Prawn Rosé. Everything was so delicious! I just wish I could have enjoyed more of it. Actually, it's making me very hungry now. That is always the problem with writing this up late! I'm wishing I had those leftovers now 😚.

Since, our bellies were full, we opted for drinks for dessert at the Four Seasons Lobby Bar. I enjoyed one of my favorite's, RedBreast 21 with some wonderfully quoted napkins. They sure made me laugh! Between those, and the wedding party that was spilling over from an outdoor reception, we had all the entertainment we needed 🤣. Cheers! 🥃

Dare...

to get a little closer? Don't worry, I won't bite....much!

There you are Monday....

For a moment, I thought you were going to let me skip right on over to Tuesday. Hope you're glad to see me? I got a new puppy this weekend, so things got a little busy, but don't worry, I didn't forget about you. 💋

Thursday Throwback

The spooky season is upon us. Now where did I put that broom? 💋