dramamine

gargantua WIP

"they call guys like him 'mountain climbers'..."
 

wampir gf/bloodbank bf

you -know- theyre hyped to see nosferatu

done with the dishes

"thou art finished," the fiend said, eyes glowing in the reflection of the plate..

the chop shop

🦝: "So these meshes were initially designed to speed up healing for limb replacements, took forever to get my hands on a working model to dissect. Seems they work just fine turned inside-out, though. Not right out of the box of course, but I've been tweaking it for a few months now, hasn't failed yet. At least, not in any of the test rigs. Haven't tried it an actual throat yet, but if it's delicate enough to stitch together ballistics gel and silicone, it should be fine."

🦦: "Hmmf?"

🦝: "Might sting a little at first. The anchors are automated to find a good spot to hold, but they tend to poke around a little first. Your gag reflex should still be suppressed, but if you feel uncomfortable, just uh... tap your foot or something. I'll give you a break. Honestly, that's why I never do this sort of thing under anesthesia. Last thing I'd want is for something to go wrong and not know about until after you wake up, right? Then we'd have to rebuild the whole installation rig, put you back under again... real pain in the ass."

🦦: "..."

🦝: "This'll be great once it's in, though, trust me. The surface smooths out except for just a liiiiitle bit of that crossed-mesh surface bumping up, real gentle. Real delicate. The last prototype of this thing's still up in my bedroom, heh. Like, you could definitely do better if you're looking just a toy, but you're not gonna get anything like this purely biologically. Let's just say, you're gonna be making some new friends with this. Bigger friends than you could land before, heh."

🦦: "Gllhl?"

🦝: "Just don't go overboard, still got your jaw to worry about, you know. I could probably hook you up with a removable joint there if you're interested, but... probably won't need it, at least not just yet. I got one myself, but rarely get to use it, since my throat's the real bottleneck... no pun intended. Had this big stallion guy in here a week or so ago getting me to reset a few somatic collars for him. The formatting ended up taking a while since they were pretty old models, well out of service, had to go digging for a package that could still run the same protocol. Anyway, managed to sweet-talk him back into the break room, but holy shit I could not choke down that thing. He seemed happy with two hands and a tongue, but I know I could've done better with the right tools. Just disappointed is all."

🦦: "Hgghgh."

🦝: "Yeah, this place runs of word-of-mouth, you know. Salvaged tech doesn't bring in that much money, and I can't exactly advertise bootleg cybernetics installed by hand in a garage, now can I. Cybersafety administration would have this place shut down and turned into a parking lot in a heartbeat. No way I'm spending a few years and a fortune just to get an implanters license."

🦦: "Grhrrfrf?"

🦝: "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Anchors should be set, I'm gonna pull the main attachment arm out. Let me know if you taste blood."

character and story by @pafcakes

lunch menu

"damn bro, you got some tasty-looking friends.."

lunch menu WIP

he runs a food instagram but not the way you think...

muck golem

his skin's probably gonna look amazing 

workin for the weekend

left the last panel blank for a new yorker style caption contest!

workin for the weekend WIP 2

keep it up, johnson!

territorial

"what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine, too."

scarfed down

"jeez... how many people have you done that to?"
"ohh, i don't know... how many espresso martinis have you had in your life? probably a lot, right?"

workin for the weekend WIP

business boys, boys who do business...

prototype WIP

introducing the gluk-gluk 5000!

ape escape: pumped and primed

travis knew one of blake's deepest fantasies was Local Ape Escapes From Zoo in Search of Bride, so when he really wanted to push the big cat's buttons he would always get a little subverbal...

friend for dinner WIP

nothin like kicking back and watchin a little ncaa on a full stomach <3

beach bums

don't forget the zinc!!

coil story, bro

"hmm... yeah, i'll have a classic Kaa--coils, eyes, the works."
"comin right up!"

beach bums WIP

"come visit us sometime, we got a spot open just for you...!"

all you can eat WIP 4

a total knockout!!

all you can eat WIP 3

was "cock-struck" a word, he thought? like star-struck, but with a dick? he'd have to google it later...

all you can eat WIP 2

the sound that rang through bri's head was sort of like one of those strength testers at a carnival, or the KO bell in a boxing match....

all you can eat WIP 1

swing-a-ling-ding!

whippersnappers

give em hell, pops!

the final countdown

(synths, gob bluth gifs)

foxcatcher

been in a real codpiece zone lately...

8/8

"they don't call guys like him 'hungry hungry hippos' for nothin!"

happy vore day!

deep tissue

"this is my -full- weight on you! can you believe it?"

skunkin around

your next door neighbor who hasn't worn a shirt with sleeves on it since 2011

blessed

as it turns out, dragons tend to take the phrase "ball worship" extremely literally...

blessed WIP II

get your burt's bees ready!