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Review - "DUNE: PART TWO" (2024)

The blockbuster sci-fi action franchise for audiences who think they’re too good for blockbuster sci-fi action franchises worms its way back into theaters with a faster-paced, tighter-focused seq...

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Review: "HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS" (2024)

A luckless applejack must survive by his wits (or lack thereof) in the harsh North American wilderness; battling starvation, the elements, beasts of the forest and the obstacles to True Love... all...

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Review - ARGYLLE (2024)

Matthew Vaughn gets back into the just-for-fun spy game with Bryce Dallas Howard as an espionage novelist hunted by rival real-life spy agencies who believe her books have inadvertently (or not?) p...

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New Big Picture - "NO, BRO: A STAR WARS THEORY"

SPECIAL DOUBLE-LENGTH EPISODE! πŸ˜πŸ‘ Last year, just before our channel's annual October festivities kicked off; I put some "STAR WARS"-related content already recorded (and partly-edited) conce...

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SCHLOCKTOBER: "INGAGI" - New Episode-Only Version

Episode-only cut of the "INGAGI" video from earlier this month, sans the "announcement video" bookends and getting right to the point.

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Review - "REBEL MOON - PART I: A CHILD OF FIRE" (2023)

Zack Snyder's retools his would've-been "STAR WARS" movie into... basically a Mountain Dew-flavored, early-2000s XBox-tinged riff on "STAR WARS" for Netflix to throw against the wall and see if it ...

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New Big Picture - SCHLOCKCEMBER: "INGAGI" (1930)

After a LONG set of technical and financial setbacks, here is the delayed last upload from this season of "SCHLOCKTOBER" - but just as importantly: The reveal of what the season was originally mean...

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Review: GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023)

Japan's top director of historical melodrama and high-end CG animation puts his gifts to work on The King of The Monsters for the first full-blown remake of Toho's "GODZILLA" in original post-WWII ...

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Review - "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S" (2023)

Blumhouse turns the indie-game phenomenon into a haunted-arcade thriller that's heavy on style, low on coherency but probably better than it had any right being under the circumstances - which isn'...

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Review - "THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES" (2023)

The franchise that opened and closed the YA Dystopian fad of a decade ago takes a swing at a re-start with a prequel that reveals doomed romance and political chicanery in the backstory of the orig...

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Review: "THE MARVELS" (2023)

No, you DON'T in fact need to have watched a bunch of Disney streaming content (or even really the previous 'CAPTAIN MARVEL' movie) to watch Marvel's breezy gals-being-spacepals sci-fi adventure; b...

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New Big Picture - SCHLOCKTOBER 2023: "THE CAT" (1992)

[Original Embed UPDATED For Copyright Purposes]
Alternately known as "Lao Mao," "The 1000 Years Cat," "The Old Cat" or "Wisely's Old Cat;" this 1992 Hong Kong horror/scifi/mystery/action hybrid ...

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SCHLOCKTOBER 2023 - "CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH"

Before Bill Maher was an angry old man having a 'Senior Moment' over too much feminism in the "BARBIE" movie; he was appearing in a late-80s horror/adventure spoof with a shocking amount of that sa...

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Review - "LOKI: SEASON 2"

Spoiler-Free (i.e. no significant story points, "twists," or details that have not been noted by the trailers, advertisements or general reporting) thoughts on the first four episodes of SEASON 2 o...

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SCHLOCKTOBER 2023 - "MURDER BY PHONE

Schlocktober 2023 BEGINS!  Richard Chamberlain scours the seedy corporate underworld of 1980s Toronto on the hunt for a serial killer who has invented a way to blow people up via telephone - a...

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New Big Picture - YOU FLIRTY RAT

TMNT: MUTANT MAYHEM delivered one of Summer 2023's best surprises... and also one of it's stupidest controversies. What fake thing did The Internet get mad about this time?

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Review - A HAUNTING IN VENICE (2023)

Kenneth Branagh returns for a third outing as Agatha Christie's master detective Hercule Poirot in a timed-for-Halloween haunted house themed thriller that cleverly pits the famous rationalist agai...

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Review - BLUE BEETLE

Is it the last DCEU movie? The first DCU movie? What really matters is that audiences should be giving "BLUE BEETLE" the chance that its studio isn't.

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New Big Picture: "BARBENHEIMER" - Or 'How I Learned to Stop Being Wrong About What Is Or Isn't A Bomb'

No, YOU'RE nearly a month late to commenting on the biggest blockbuster movie meme of the Summer! πŸ˜› 

In which an episode where the topic at hand... sort of got away from us as the new...

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Retro-Review: "THE COMPLETE TWILIGHT SAGA"

Retro-Review compilation featuring Bob Chipman's original "MovieBob" video reviews of "TWILIGHT," "NEW MOON," "ECLIPSE" and "BREAKING DAWN: PART 1" - plus recovered-audio and new for the original r...

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New Big Picture: "DID I PREDICT THE MCU FANTASTIC 4 ...7 YEARS AGO!?"

New(?) rumors say that the Marvel Cinematic Universe "FANTASTIC FOUR" movie - whenever it finally comes out - will put a time-bending twist on the franchise totally new for the characters and that ...

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Review - "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM

TMNT returns in a gorgeously-animated reboot that owes more than a little to "ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE's" genre-rewiring aesthetics and hip-hop edge but brings a wild vibe all its own to the proceedi...

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New Big Picture - FLASHBACKWARD: PART II

Fairly or not, "THE FLASH" is at last the movie that gets to bomb for the sins of the decade-long disaster that was the rest of the DC Extended Universe - a run of bad decisions and worse movies th...

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Review - "BARBIE" (2023)

"Barbie" directed by Greta Gerwig (2023)

[original video re-uploaded to comply with copyright claim by WBD]

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New Big Picture: "FLASHBACKWARD - PART I"

Fairly or not, "THE FLASH" is at last the movie that gets to bomb for the sins of the decade-long disaster that was the rest of the DC Extended Universe - a run of bad decisions and worse movies th...

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Review - THE FLASH (2023)

After a decade-plus of development hell, dozens of directors, writers, scripts, retoolings, a global Pandemic and a lead-actor's INTERNATIONAL CRIME SPREE; the most interesting thing that can maybe...

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MARTHABOX - Part IV: KING DUMB COME

And now it is complete - watch the complete playlist HERE:
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Review - "SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE" (2023)

Miles Morales - aka Spider-Man - once again encounters a multiversal threat that brings him into contact with an even wider array of fellow Spider-Person incarnations from across infinite realities...

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MARTHABOX - The Pointless Life & Meaningless Death of The DC Extended Universe

PART 1 of 4 - "MEN OF STALL"

With the DC Extended Universe (aka "The DCEU," aka "The SnyderVerse") about to be put out of its misery by the continuum-reboot shennanigans of "THE FLASH;" I beg...

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NEW BIG PICTURE - "WOKE, BROKE OR JOKE: The Internet Is Stupid About The Mario Movie"

In which I struggle - almost certainly in vain - against The Internet (and YouTube in particular) as the loudest and the stupidest among us attempt to ruin "THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE" for me. Do I...

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