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March Episode One - A Different Man

Kicking things off with a movie where Sebastian Stan wears a mask...and it ain't in the Marvel Universe! Folks! It's our review of A Different Man!

Pat's February 2025 SMC!

Pat stands up for Drake (unless he really is into A minorrrs), sings a medley of his greatest hits, talks Kendrick and the Superb Owl, The Weeknd, amazing sex, bad therapy, the GOAT Gene Hackman, M...

February Episode Four - Heart Eyes

Be still my beating heart...EYES! Happy February! Celebrate with this slasher that cuts through the pukiest holiday of the year! It's our review of Heart Eyes!

February Episode Three - Wolf Man

Woof! Let's all bay at the moon, howling out "WHY?! OH WHY?!" Now here's a remake--you know, like every other remake--that lies there like a sick dog! Blumhouse barks it up again with their latest ...

February Episode Two - You're Cordially Invited

 When cinema calls, is this a picture you wanna show up to see? Or will it leave you wishing that invite got lost in the mail? You'll find out when you listen to our review of You're Cordially...

February Episode One - Blink Twice

Don't BLINK or you might miss it! That could be a blessing in disguise here! Folks, pass us the mind eraser perfume after this watch. It's our review of Blink Twice!

Pat's January 2025 SMC -- Special 2 Hour Tribute to David Lynch!

A stroll through the filmography of one of the best to ever do it -- David Lynch. Pat goes movie-by-movie and mostly even stays on topic in this special, extra-girthy episode.

January Episode Four - Conclave

Holy smoke! Holy Hell! It's a new thriller about the Catholic church and what's it's like to elect a pope! Before you nod off at that premise, join us as we review Conclave!

January Episode Three - Blue Velvet

RIP to the great one...David Lynch. The Master has sadly left the building, but his films remain! Join us as we review his quintessential work Blue Velvet and celebrate the man!

January Episode Two - Wicked

Follow the Yellow Brick Road...all the way to our review of this Wizard of Oz prequel that has zero connective tissue to that movie or the book it was based on! Flying monkeys take us away before w...

January Episode One - When Harry Met Sally

Happy (?) New Year! And what better way to ring it in than by celebrating an unlikely love connection between two contrasting but beautiful souls? No, we're not talking about Joe and Pat! Folks! We...

Pat's 2024 NYE SMC!

Pat talks the holidays, New Year resolutions, and A Complete Unknown. He also analyzes the sexual politics of Babygirl, the sexlessness of superheroes, and goes deep on his favorite superhero pictu...

December Episode Four - Nosferatu (2024)

Take a bite outta this! It's our review of Robert Egger's remake of Nosferatu! Which one he remade, we're not quite sure...but tune in to see if it has any bite or just sucks! Folks...

December Episode Three - Red One

MERRY CHRISTMAS! And we got you the perfect gift! A BIG RED ONE! Don't be gross...it's our review of The Rock's new holiday hoot! Enjoy!

December Episode Two - Nutcrackers

And you thought David Gordon Green's Exorcist was a ball-breaker! Wait till you hear all about his new holiday venture about four kids who are even scarier than those possessed gals in the last fli...

December Episode One - Strange Darling

Here we go into the holiday season! And what better way to start than with a serial killer thriller fueled by meth and weird sex?! This flick is one provocative package worth opening...Strange Darl...

Pat's Thanksgiving 2024 Solo Movie Corner

Pat refers to Jennifer Lopez as Jennifer Aniston and does not even notice. He also talks about several lesser-seen Christmas movies, A Simple Plan in 4K, feeling good, and his new cult.

November Episode Four - Heretic

Holy Hugh Grant Horror! And let's add another h-word while we're at it! Heretic! Here's (yet another h-word) our review of this religious romp currently ravaging reviewers!

November Episode Three - Smile 2

Put on a happy face! It's time for our review of a movie about a thing Pat and Joe never do! Smile! Come listen to the discush about the scary second installment to the franchise about smurkin'! Sm...

November Episode Two - The Exorcism

Whoever says Russell can't do TWO possession movies in a row can go eat CROWE! Folks! Russ is back yet again, donning the priest collar and fighting the Devil or a demon or something from Hell or w...

November Episode One - The Substance

Happy ooey-gooey November! And to celebrate, here's our review of The Substance! This is the most drippy, slimey, disgusting thing to come outta Hollywood since Harvey Weinstein! Folks...

SPECIAL BONUS EP!! Pat's SMC All Day Halloween Horror Marathon!

Hello Hellions!

Please enjoy this special midnight Halloween bonus episode, just for being the best fans on earth! Talk about a treat! I rocked an all day, NINE PICTURE horror movie marathon...

October Episode Four - The Blob (1988)

It's slime time, baby! We ooze into your eardrums for another ep during this spooky season to talk that 1988 remake of The Blob! You got Kevin Dillon, Shawnee Smith, and a giant, slop-spewin' mons...

Pat's Soloween Movie Corner 2024

Pat talks yet another flawless trip to the dentist, Summertime Sadness, Christmastime Crispness, a weekend trip to Sweet Sanny Franny, Mr. McMahon, the alleged music of Jelly Roll, the difficulty o...

October Episode Three - Our Top 5 Movies For The Season

Folks! Here are our picks to get you in the mood for some Fall functioning! Horror or otherwise! We talk ten total movies that'l get your butt right in gear for the leaves to drop and the hogs to r...

October Episode Two - Oddity

October continues on! We bring you our review of the new Shudder-streaming hit Oddity! One of the characters is actually a wooden man...and, believe it or not, he's not being played by Mark Wahlber...

October Episode One - Salem's Lot (2024)

It rises again! A remake of a remake of a remake of an adaptation! Tune in to hear us take a bite (folks) outta Salem's Lot 2024!

Also, apologies for the slight audio issue on Joe's mic. The...

September Episode Four - The Deliverance

Another possession movie in 2024?! Could it be?! Or is this just a hoax like the "true" stories most possession movies are based on?! Welp, folks, this is real! Check out our review of YET ANOTHER ...

September Episode Three - Immaculate

A virgin nun somehow becomes suddenly pregnant? What a concept...ion! Folks! It's our review of this Sydney Sweeney romp revolving around the unholiest of unholies! Immaculate!

Pat's September 2024 Solo Movie Corner

Pat talks a mushroom trip directly into the bowels of Hell, killing ants, Mormon swingers, Michael Mann's "Heat" and how movies hit different as you get older.