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Star Ocean 10: A Big Stonker [Ancient Ruins and Muah Treasury]
The man from the van has given us a plan. Through these fucked trenches we’re rubbing out a background, unconsciously slaying a vile crustacean, finding a special lady in the ice, blinking out of...
2021-11-17 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostWe made the list for Season 4.
Hello,
After careful deliberation, we have landed on a very surprising and very interesting list for season four. Thanks for all of the great nominees, it was very painful to cut some of thes...
2021-11-13 20:51:04 +0000 UTC View PostLet's pick the game for Season 4
Hey everyone,
We typically like to get our voting process started for the next season after about halfway through the current season. You never know, but it seems like the Final Fantasy VIII...
Star Ocean 9: Child Locks on Your Dimension [Labyrinth of Champions and Silvalant]
How did I sleep? Yes. Across these cursed dreams we’re taking down the king’s agrocrag, solving impossible door puzzles, explaining demon door rules, telling other kings we know about their sec...
2021-11-10 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 8: Mouth Notes and Earthy Tones [Van Kingdom]
If I can see it, it’s a drink. Through these blessed sacraments we’re staring down the Crimson Shield, expressing a newfound sense of jealousy, finding a sister who isn’t a sibling, embodying...
2021-11-03 02:06:57 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 7: All the Liquor Content at Once [Journey to the Van Kingdom]
Strength, itself, has no meaning. On this one we’re detaining an angel boy, drowning in towns, watching a spaceship fall out of the sky, allowing an angel into a bar, questioning the need for vio...
2021-10-27 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 6: Purgatory Accessories [Purgatorium]
You’ve totally been sealed off by the temporal axis. Today we’re presenting a demon head, transmogrifying from goo to man, denying nepotism, turning our back on Fear, telling the Olds to stay a...
2021-10-20 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPod Kompression II: The Chocobo World Travelogue
Hi. For the second episode of our Pod Kompression patreon-exclusive series, we’re covering Chocobo World, Final Fantasy VIII’s original Sony PocketStation minigame. The second half of this epis...
2021-10-19 18:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 5: That's What We Call Space [Astral Kingdom]
The only people who listen to this are adventurers and drunks. We did three, and we’re recovering an ocarina, celebrating pirate genocide, drowning a man for offering a drink suggestion, looking ...
2021-10-13 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 4: I'm Alive for This One Cup [Kraat to Portmith]
It’s a hunk of shit. Today we’re talking about mouth sounds, waking up with the waves, wearing space clothes in the past, securing a normal outfit, finding the opposite of Cool, failing to comp...
2021-10-06 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 3: High Tension and Worms [Calnus to Planet Styx]
Dag Nabbit. Today, we're beaming up to a spaceship, assuming men are gods, getting in a space MRI machine, engaging in virtual reality, fantasize about a tail, isolating microbes, looking for patie...
2021-09-29 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 2: The End of Cool [Kratus to Mt. Metorx]
I love premium podcast miniseries, doing them. To do that, we’re talking to everyone in town, doubting sparkle magic, feeling power flowing within, rejecting modern boredom, passing through the d...
2021-09-22 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostStar Ocean 1: Sunglasses in Space [Introduction]
Hi, welcome to our premium miniseries covering the Super Famicom’s Star Ocean and the Nintendo Switch / PlayStation 4’s Star Ocean: First Departure R. This time we’re breaki...
2021-09-15 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPod Kompression 1: The Dissidia Final Fantasy Quiz Show
Dissidia Final Fantasy. All the lines that the heroes and villains say to Squall and Laguna. All the lines that Squall and Laguna say to the heroes and villains. One podcast.
For our...
2021-09-01 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello! Here are some pod updates.
Hello! Our appearance on Resonant Arc's Xenogears Story Analysis series has brought a new influx of listeners and...
2021-08-25 18:33:37 +0000 UTC View PostENDING SUNDAY: Let the voting begin for the next miniseries!
Hello!
After a vigorous discussion, we have narrowed the nominees down to the following three games: Final Fantasy II [Pixel Remaster], Phantasy Star IV: The End of the ...
Let's do another miniseries
Hey everyone,
We are going to do another miniseries to add to our, uh, portfolio of premium series offerings. The general guideline for an eligible miniseries game is 1) it i...
2021-08-10 20:56:14 +0000 UTC View PostGOD BLESS THE RING | Double Dragon & Double Dragon II: The Revenge
I've mentioned that future pods will only be on the RealNet feed, but I've made a slight course-correction to also add bonus stuff to the Patreon site to help with visibility and awareness of what ...
2021-08-03 13:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostPods of Fate 8: Explain Chrono Cross to Normal People
The time has come for us to do what we were born to do: explain this videogame to our significant others.
In this episode we love you so much, and that is why we must smash you to bits. Jo...
Chrono Cross 40: Another Exciting Nightmare is About to End [New Game Plus]
Give us all the liquid substances you have in this box. On our final episode of season two, we’re fast forwarding time, finding a future as a fisherman, cutting Lynx to ribbons, bickering over Se...
2021-07-05 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostGet ready for the next season of Retrograde Amnesia
Thank you for your support through another great season of the pod. We're not going to write you a heartfelt letter th...
2021-07-01 14:04:43 +0000 UTC View PostChrono Cross 39: Large Baby's Descent to Nihilism [The Dragon God + Darkness Beyond Time]
Everything exists for this one moment. Tonight we’re fighting the Dragon God, descending to nihilism, listening to final boss music, talking to sacred ghosts at the beach, dealing with destiny, i...
2021-06-28 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostChrono Cross 38: Daughter Moon Dot Com [Terra Tower]
It is your will to choose destruction. This time, I guess, we’re beating up sentient jelly, cheesing out with the Grandream, enduring a sadness wave, visiting ethereal Viper Manor, listening to t...
2021-06-21 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostChrono Cross 37: Starky in my Parky [Lucca's Letter + El Nido Triangle]
We’re forever your friends, no matter which timeline this is. Today we’re getting a letter from a dead scientist, alluding to a secret heritage, leaning into Magus lore, believing in a glam roc...
2021-06-14 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChrono Cross 36: The Final Fifteen Silver Points [Orphanage]
The dragons ate each other. Today we’re meeting with plot relevant characters, turning Mojo into Mojoy, questioning the nature of Maiden Faith, actualizing the Chrono Cross, preparing for time tr...
2021-06-07 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostChrono Cross 35: Chrono Conbobulator [Chronopolis, Part II]
We are bound by fate to ingest copious amounts of lore. This time we’re egging time on, initializing wormholes, doing a phase metastasis, staring into the sea, installing memories, radically drea...
2021-05-31 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPods of Fate 7: Chrono Cross Character Tournament
The pods of fate are turning once again. After a rigorous selection process, we are happy to unveil the ultimate character tournament for Chrono Cross. We took our 64 favorite characters and pit th...
2021-05-26 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChrono Cross 34: A Different Mall of the Future [Chronopolis, Part I]
This time it’s about time. That means it’s time for ghost lore consultation, tracing the counter time effect, looking at anti annihilation energy, killing the police, controlling a sewer drone,...
2021-05-24 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostRealNet Edition RSS feed!
Hello!
Starting with Season 3, we will be publishing all content on the new Patreon RSS feed powered by acast. The new Patreon/acast integration is a bit easier to manage than the regular Pat...
2021-05-21 19:23:53 +0000 UTC View Post