Pfatter University

Calibrating the Newest Thickening Machine

Simon never really paid close attention in his biology course - it was pretty dull, but all the athletes took it to satisfy their science requirement at Pfatter U. The class was supposed to be so e...

Pfatt Rolls

Our dining hall’s pastry chef was recently gifted a new recipe, one that had been discovered deep in the archives of our library by Graham, one of our student interns. After a few tries, the chef...

Pfatter Spring Sports Preview.mp4

With March coming to a close, Spring sports are just around the corner! To give themselves a competitive edge, our athletes are starting to bulk up - some of them instantaneously! Enjoy th...

Consu.m3 Claims its First Victims

Before Carlos could crack the code, many of our students fell victim to the appetite-stimulating power of the Consu.m3 virus. One of our students, Spencer, was the first to try to crack the code, b...

The Consu.m3 Virus

Whoa! Pfatter University is just now recovering from a week-long cyberattack. Every device on campus was somehow infected by something called the Consu.m3 virus, causing all cell phones, c...

Spring Break ‘25: Something in the Water

When Gus and booked a Spring Break trip for him and his three roommates, he thought they’d get a break from all the sudden fattening events that seem so common at Pfatter University. He himself h...

Spring Break ‘25: First Look

So many of our Pfatter U students fled our chilly New England campus for warmer, tropical climates this spring break. Most of them opted for all-inclusive resort packages - something tells us they�...

Video Supercut: Sponsored by GroBig

Pfatter U is proud to announce a new university donor and sponsor - GroBig protein powder! In exchange for some promotional footage featuring our students, the company has pledged to double our din...

Video Supercut: A Very Fat Tuesday

Watch the photos from the previous post come to life in this longest-ever Pfatter U video supercut - over one minute of all the dancing, eating, jiggling, and even a little romance from Phi Alpha T...

A Very Fat Tuesday at Phi Alpha Tau

Last week, Phi Alpha Tau threw a rager of a Fat Tuesday party at their off-campus frathouse. Guests enjoyed catering from the ten top fast food restaurants in the area while they danced and drank t...

Erich Gro(ws)Big

Skinny Erich wanted to join the Heavy Lifters Club like his best friend Chase. Even with all his time in the gym, he wasn’t seeing the gains he wanted to. When Chase recommended he try a little G...

Video Supercut: Swelling in the Shower

The plumbing at Pfatter University could really use some updating. Every once in a while, our water supply gets contaminated by whatever our chemistry department is working on; this time, their fat...

More Bloatwell Models

Here’s some before-and-after photos from more students modeling the Bloatwell brand of clothing, designed by our ingenious fashion design major Layton!

A Fashionable Solution

Layton, a senior Fashion Design major, realized that his Pfatter U classmates had a real problem: at the rate they’re all packing on the pounds - some of them instantaneously - they needed fashio...

More Heavy Lifters

Don’t forget about Chad and Adrian, two more amateur bodybuilders from thr Heavy Lifters Club.

• Chad’s been perfecting his physique for years before he got to Pfatter U, but seeing hi...
  2025-02-27 20:44:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Heavy Lifters Club

Believe it or not, Pfatter University has a group of student amateur bodybuilders - they call themselves the Heavy Lifters Club. You can often find them at the fitness center, doing their best to a...

The Photo Archive 1

Pfatter U has been active on social media for a little over two years now, and if you scroll back through our posts you’ll notice we used to have a pretty antiquated camera! All our photos looked...

Story Time: Chiseld No More - Part 2

The newly-fattened Benji took some time adjusting to his new weight as he and his

David made their way to the Pfatter U Dining Hall. He nearly fell once, leaning into David’s huge, softene...

Story Time: Chiseld No More (Part 1)

Benji, a freshman baseball player at Chiseld College, couldn’t wait to visit his best friend and old teammate David here at Pfatter University, and he couldn’t contain his shock when he saw tha...

Story Time: The Professor’s Big Breakthrough

Arturo had not expected to get a teaching job so quickly. Shortly after publishing his dissertation, he was contacted by the head of the science department at Pfatter University. While he knew noth...

Story Time: Sebastian Abroad

French study-abroad student Sebastian arrived at Pfatter U with two full suitcases and no idea what to expect. He had told his advisor back in France he wanted a school where he could keeping playi...

BMoC: Spring Break - MORE Live Photos

Here’s some more Live Photos from the Big Men on Campus’ deep-sea fishing trip!

• Big Drew shows just how jiggly all those beers have made him 🍺
• Big...
  2025-02-12 00:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post