Cosmic Cretins are aberrant creatures from beyond the stars that have recently started appearing around the world. They emerge from the hollow interior of geode-like meteorites that fall from t...
2025-06-26 22:18:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Strugglers!
It’s been a while since our last update and we’d like to remedy that with this announcement. We’re making some changes to the Patreon, and the way we develop and drop co...
2025-06-04 23:07:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Feral Furs
Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement by a barbarian)
This shaggy fur cloak stinks with the bestial musk of a predator. While wearing it, you ha...
2025-03-25 23:35:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Scrapper’s Hammer
Weapon (light hammer), very rare (requires attunement)
Armor Breaker. When you hit a creature with this hammer,...
2025-03-17 16:31:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Jailor’s Axe
Weapon (battleaxe or handaxe), rare (requires attunement)
You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon.
Flame Tongue Shield
Armor (shield), rare (requires attunement)
If you take Fire damage while holding this shield, roll 2d6 and reduce the damage taken by the numb...
2025-02-12 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Mister Shield
Armor (shield), rare
This magical shield has an animated face carved into it. It may be an unreliable piece of armor, but it’s certainly an encour...
2025-01-29 16:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Husk
Armor (shield), very rare (requires attunement by a druid)
While holding this shield, you have a +1 bonus to AC. This bonus is in addition to the shield's no...
2025-01-16 16:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Devil’s Backbone
Weapon (longsword), rare (requires attunement by a warlock)
You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magical weapon. While...
2024-11-20 19:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Dawncarver
Weapon (greatsword), rare (requires attunement by a paladin)
You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this sword. The bonus increases t...
2024-10-19 22:48:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, so I crunched the numbers, and the previous fix I proposed wasn't going far enough to empower Hunter's Mark to make it a relevant damage boost.
This update has new damage sc...
2024-10-02 23:29:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a free .pdf of the fixes I made to the new 2024 Ranger base class. Hopefully I'm on the right track, this is our first draft so let me know!
2024-09-28 01:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Cordyceps Arrow
Weapon (arrow), rare
On a hit, the arrow deals an extra 2d6 poison damage to its target and the target must succeed on a DC 15 Constitution sa...
2024-09-26 15:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hook of Plunder
Wondrous item, legendary (requires attunement)
This prosthetic hook replaces a missing hand. While attached and attuned, the hook can be used ...
2024-09-13 15:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Wand of Blunders
Wand, uncommon
This wand has 7 charges, and regains 1d6 + 1 expended charges daily at dawn. As an action, you can point this wand at a creature y...
2024-08-05 15:42:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Greensword
Weapon (shortsword), legendary (requires attunement)
This beautiful shortsword was crafted by the master smith Glandümil. You have a +3 bonus to attac...
2024-07-25 17:19:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Curse-Slinger’s Staff
Staff, rare (requires attunement by a spellcaster)
This staff can be wielded as a magic quarterstaff. While holding it, you have advantag...
