What did the garbage man say to the trash can? You're empty, man! But this little slice os suspenseful horror is anything but trash! For get the critics and their bad reviews of this flick! Listen ...
2021-10-14 21:32:38 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the most wonderful time of the year! For Hellions, that is! Sam Hain is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with a review of a movie dedicated to the Devil's holiday! It's the Hallow...
2021-10-14 21:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostLook! It’s hilarious! It’s horrifying! It’s both? It’s Norbit! After all these years and all these references, we finally officially review this Eddie Murphy tour de force! Or is it a tour ...
2021-10-01 13:36:30 +0000 UTC View PostWe’ve got WAN heck of a movie to kick off the spooky season! It’s Jame’s Wan’s Malignant! Tune into our review to see if this is a romp that’s here to stay or if it needs to be removed im...
2021-10-01 13:35:15 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t Hardly Wait, Sid & Nancy, The Town, Bruce Willis’ dong and more!
2021-10-01 05:35:10 +0000 UTC View PostJust in time for the approaching Halloween season, here's some candy, man! Pat and Joe review the latest entry in this thirty-year confection-obsessed franchise! Nia Dicosta's (and Jordan Peele's) ...
2021-09-15 13:26:34 +0000 UTC View PostFirst his ladder, now this! Tune in to hear the boys' review of this Sudder orig! It's about a guy named Jakob (not Tim Robbins) who has himself a horrific hang-up! But trust his wife, Jakob ain't ...
2021-09-15 13:16:26 +0000 UTC View PostFolks, it's a flick about night...it's a flick about a house...it must be The Night House! Here's our review of the quietest and most somber Rebecca Hall film yet! Tune in to see if it's a daydream...
2021-09-01 14:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostNo need to wait with bated breath for the first September ep...because it's here and it's Don't Breathe 2! Now here's a flick you won't wanna turn a blind eye to!
NOTE: Apologies for a ...
2021-09-01 14:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostPat talks everything from Kenji Mizoguchi’s timeless Japanese classic Sansho the Bailiff to... Fuckboy Island!
2021-08-30 19:48:13 +0000 UTC View PostNow here's a flick that sure made us green...with sick! Folks! It's our review of The Green Knight! The most magic-less tale of magic since the Trump and Cuomo's marriages! Enjoy!
2021-08-13 15:09:24 +0000 UTC View PostHow could we not drop the new eps a bit early this month? It's Friday the 13th! And what better way to celebrate bad luck and doomed fates than with The Suicide Squad! A tale of lost souls headed f...
2021-08-13 15:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostPat apologizes for being late on this one! I talk Neil Diamond, 3 Coen Brothers classics, and SO MUCH MORE!
2021-08-06 16:50:24 +0000 UTC View PostNow here's a picture that will make you feel young again...by filling you with a youthful rage you haven't felt in years! M. Night is back and showing his age with his latest fright-less fright fes...
2021-08-01 19:36:28 +0000 UTC View PostHoly body-hoping Hell! It's Vince Vaughn as a serial killer and also as a teenage girl! Here's a twisted flick that puts a new twist on the timeless tale of the body swap! More frightening than 18 ...
2021-08-01 19:33:25 +0000 UTC View PostUnearthed but not undead! It's our review of George A. Romero's lost film The Amusement Park! Will it be a wild ride? Or a stunted slide? Tune in to find out!
2021-07-14 22:39:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe boys don't cover comedy much, let alone sketch, but with a show as bizarre and brilliant as I Think You Should Leave they made an exception! All hail the twisted mind of Tim Robinson! Finally, ...
2021-07-14 21:59:15 +0000 UTC View PostHere comes our review of Conjuring 3! Speaking of conjurings, we'd like to conjure up whoever it is that green-lit this picture and give them an exorcism of their own! From their job! Folks...
2021-07-06 20:46:23 +0000 UTC View PostFolks! The first July episode is here! Better late than never...which is probably also what your dentist would say after you dodge visiting him for years on end! Well, here it is: our review of a m...
2021-07-06 20:41:26 +0000 UTC View PostPat gets real about mental health, Se7en, and much more!
2021-06-30 21:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostZack Snyder?! Or is it Wack Snyder! Folks! Is this zombie flick colder than a reanimated corpse! Or did young Zack manage to breathe new life into a dead monster genre?! Pat and Joe will let you kn...
2021-06-16 05:20:29 +0000 UTC View PostHoo boy...the boys certainly won't be quiet about this sequel to A Quiet Place! Will Pat and Joe love this latest installment? Or will this follow up have them searching for a "quiet place" to nap?...
2021-06-16 05:12:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhat film could be more appropriate for our country's reopening than one about a violent guy who isn't exactly a people person? Patrick Hill (Jason Statham) probably would've preferred the lockdown...
2021-06-01 13:18:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you combine Chris Rock, horror, and a challenging social commentary? No, it's not a sequel to Head of State! Folks...
But it is a sequel to Saw! Here we go with our revie...
2021-06-01 13:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostPat goes through the complete filmography of Mel Brooks and a bunch of other flicks!
2021-05-29 18:15:18 +0000 UTC View PostNo, this isn't an episode about Joe and Pat! Folks! But it is their review of this made-for-Shudder original! Tune in to see if AMC's horror network hit the mark with this picture or made something...
2021-05-15 14:35:50 +0000 UTC View PostWe know what you're thinking: this episode could be about ANY AMERICAN! But no! It's Pat and Joe's review of the Mary Harron cult classic based on the Brett Easton Ellis cult classic! Is this ep de...
2021-05-15 14:20:51 +0000 UTC View PostRound One! Fight! Pat and Joe review the new cinematic take on the world's most famous video game fighting franchise! No, it's not that bird and pig game...it's Mortal Kombat! Will the boys a...
2021-05-01 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAnd the award goes to...NOT THE OSCARS! Folks, this show stinks! Listen to Pat and Joe give their hot takes like two miserable muppets up in the balcony of Hollywood's most famous night of masturba...
2021-05-01 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI read “A Life,” the new Mike Nichols biography, by Mark Harris. And I watched all 21 of Nichols’ films. And now I will ramble about them, in order!
2021-04-29 23:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post