Jerynboe

Violent perk 3

A bunch of ghouls will need to die before we get off this island, especially if we are going to loot the shit out of it. It is very likely at least one of those ghouls will die by Emrys’s hand, g...

Chapter 50: Well at Least I’m Level 4

In which Emrys finally sleeps with Sandara,

The carpenter lied on his resume,

And Cog fails to chop down a tree,

Shae

Shae are a species of humanoids that shed their mortality and physical forms long ago through esoteric rituals. They are some of the more pleasant individuals one might run into on the Plane of Sha...

Summoning

Emrys is waking up in 6 hours with the ability to summon 4HD outsiders. For obvious reasons, he’s going to be calling in the toughest bastards he can. Shame this is the lineup that a bunch of kno...

Chapter 49: Well at Least we have Fortifications

In which dozens of ghouls die,

Sosima flashes the whole crew,

And Emrys desperately needs a nap.

Lady Sosima Aulamaxa: Fishy Edition

The first Gillmen were humans modified by Aboleths to be more perfect slaves. Particularly infiltrators and envoys on the surface.

They are physically sturdy and beautiful by human standards...

Chapter 48: Well at Least the Weather is Nice

In which Curtis exercises his incredible powers of delegation,

Conchobar talks to a cat,

And Emrys stops pretending he respects Plugg’s authority

Career Planning

Ok. Everyone in the crew knows how big a deal Emrys is. He’s the leader, and could probably take the role of captain. Only problem: Emrys doesn’t actually have any ranks in Profession: S...

Chapter 47: Well at Least Sandara Made Booze

In which Curtis comes to appreciate bracelets,

Dierdre remembers that there’s no place like home,

And Dr. Lonegan puts her patient’s safety first.

I set out a poll about wha...

Next Steps

Next chapter coming out later today, but I thought I’d bring out this week’s poll a little early. It’s a big one.

There are quite a few potential directions for the party to go in once ...

Level 2 Spells

Emrys isn’t level 4 yet, but he’s likely to hit that level at the same time as a lot of other stuff happening. As such, I’m asking now: What will be his first level 2 spell.

Ston...

Chapter 46: Well at Least her Earrings Still Work

In which Cog unknowingly tries to cockblock

Curtis forgets about how illusions work

And Sosima ends a two decade long dry spell

Human Sosima

It’ll only last for 24 hours before she reverts. Let’s see if we can make some further adjustments for security purposes, eh?

Sosima Builds

Well, we certainly aren’t keeping her as a ghoul. What does Sosima’s build look like when she becomes mortal? Keep in mind that she will be locked in to Vishgurv for a year.

Pactbo...

Chapter 45: Well at Least We Won the Fight

In which Rosie is Disarmed,

Rowe absolutely carries,

Besmara makes a cameo,

And Emrys finally checks his achievements tab.

Besmara

Born as a water elemental, Besmara was always ambitious. Over years, she found she had a talent for bullying sea monsters into doing what she wanted.

She became a powerful water spirit worshi...

What do we do after we finish the rescue?

For better or worse, the party will have dealt with the grindylows and saved everyone they could save by next chapter. So… what then?

Go out of their way to loot the caverns before l...

Chapter 44: Well at Least the Demon is Effective

In which the party breaks regional records in speed climbing,

The grindylows weaponize chained up naked dudes,

And the Dretch takes advantage of loosely worded contracts

Slayer of a Thousand Men 2

In the next few days, Emrys is extremely likely to kill at least one person. I’m just gonna preemptively ask what he’ll be getting for that.

Arcane Strike- You may imbue any weapo...

Chapter 43: Well at Least We Have a Local Guide

In which Syl demonstrates how drugs are good for you,

Sosima shows us a big smile,

and Emrys burns all his spell slots right before a huge boss fight