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The Necro Files

This video is probably too full of naughty naked women and nasty ugly gore to ever be on youtube, even though the full movie is already on there. I don't know the rules. No one does. But that's fin...

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Echo-Pod 7: The Unity of Opposites

This episode of the echo pod took forever because someone decided to give me a topic that could literally be anything. Sometimes there is freedom within the bounds of specificity, and paralysis in ...

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Castlebania harmony of fairy book

I'm dead. I fuckin full on just croaked while I was doing these so this is the last video today before me go Odin sleep. Or Dracula sleep, whatever. I'm too old for this shit. My soul hurts, my bod...

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Vaccine: a video game (cooler than it sounds)

This game has a dumb generic name that only brings to mind boring people arguing about stupid shit for years and years. But the game is actually awesome, and i bet you've never heard of it. Because...

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Dead Island Riptide Boat Ride Prologue of Hell

This game is a fucking pile of dog shit, it sucks ass and blows at the same time. Maybe it gets better later, i don't know and i don't care because there's no excuse for this god awful prologue sec...

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Dead Rising 2 Off The Record

I will go ON the record and say that dead rising is cool as fuck. Even with all the things about it that were annoying i played the shit out of it back in the day because it's a magical game all ab...

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Residence of Evil (REmake Part 8)

The Resident Evil mansion is the all time king of scary houses, don't tell me Splatterhouse because that series in fact takes place in multiple houses. The Spencer Mansion is so cool if i had money...

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Dead Space - The Final Fun Tier.

Nobody in this bastard world ever told me this game rules. Or they did and i didn't listen. Or i did listen and i didn't care. Or maybe none of this matters at all because opinions are symptoms of ...

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Twisted Metal Black - The Blackest of Games

This is one of the dopest, coolest, scariest, ookiest, fucked uppest games ever to haunt the Playstation 2, and if you thought the power of playstation times 2 was mind-blowing, wait until you expe...

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Corpse Party - Meme Game or Scream Game?

I feel like i've been hearing about corpse party for centuries. This was one of the early RPG maker games to become a big cult hit. It spawned spin-offs, sequels, a manga, an anime, live action mov...

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It had to be dogs. (RE RE 1 HD PS4 EP7 - K9)

Because i respect both your time and my own carefully crafted image as a sentient being capable of rational and coherent thought, i made sure to cut at least 30 rambling minutes of me being hopeles...

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Panel-Cast - Halloween Spooky Books

Here's a panel-cast with some scary books. Self-explanatory. I ain't in no kind of mood to sit here and describe it to you. My sink decided to explode because I'm cursed and water loves me as much ...

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Hit Me With Your Best Scary Spooky Bullshit.

Scary Spooky Bullshit Time is here!

Time to feel some eerie fear!

This year see if you can spook me

with your scary spooky bullshittiest game, comic...

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Resident Evil Revelations

This bastard is still uploading, give it a minute if it doesn't show. 

Anyway here's one of the good spin off Resident Evil games that i never got around to beating because my PS3 explod...

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Death Stranding Soldier Battle

One more filthy fucking goddamn Death Stranding video before i devote the month to scary spooky bullshit instead of this moderately unsettling bullshit. It's got some spooky parts, and this is argu...

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Resident Evil 0

It's still September for another half hour but fuck September, September sucks. Let's get a head start on scary month with a scary game. It's another classic Resident Evil. But this one is only cla...

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Mario Golf and Zelda and some other thing

Here's another wacky video exploring the wild fucking world of the 5 dollars i keep giving to nintendo every month to let me play this bizarre spattering of random of old games they have on here. O...

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Death Stranding: Fat Package

Sam Porter Bridges continues to lurch along on his quest to keep on rockin in the free world. This time he's really doing a "fat package". I don't remember why i called this episode that but it doe...

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Return To NMH3: One Year Later

This is something that would never happen to me as a child, but now that i'm grandpa aged it happens with more regularity than my visits to the outhouse. Like my grandpa before me wandering out of ...

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Biomutant: Not a Furry Thing

Here's a cool game that's like a dark souls but with guns and also you get to make your own critter. Somewhere out there a terrible youtuber is probably calling this game "furry souls", hardee har ...

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WREESSLUNG. ALL OUT Now

Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. 

No more. No more meat. My meat is beaten bloody and bruised from slapping and rapping. Rapping and Wrestling and Rockin and Rollin and Ga...

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WRESLTINGS: ALL IN

AAAAAIIIIIIEEIEEE Im gOING bIG MADMAN. hYEMAnNHAVebYouDEVERSEEnWRESTLINGItsREALLYCOOLCIVLOVEIATISUREDOLVOESIWERESTLING I LIKEs DNFKDSK RWRSATLIGNWERDSTRl WREsLTLE WRESLTE WRDLtey WEDLSTR WELDST WRE...

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Urhgh...wrREsTliNG: WWe PayBaCK

Oh God, wrestling. I've had all the wrestling i can take this month. More than anyone should ever indulge in. 19 pay per views, 300 wrestlers died, a million people got fired, there were 50,000 bac...

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NMH3 Part ?: I eat a big brownie and die.

This is a very special episode about happens when you eat a massive magical brownie that your uncle gives you and try to record commentary on a video game. Apparently what happens is you crash into...

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Groovy Tunes: Bad Analogy - Color Space

Still getting through the mountain of requests i foolishly took on from you dementors. Some of your requests have been decent or at the very least relatively painless, you get to live. Others have ...

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WREStLinG? Summer Slam

This is a more concise review than my usual rambling wrestling tirades for a number of reasons. One being that i barely cared about anything on this show and seeing Logan Paul come out first destro...

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Duckman Revyughyoo

OHHHHHH H aaaH HH  I Got another fucking revyuew for u animals. HAve you ever fucking seen duckman? have you seen it? did you watch it. did you go to the couch in your home zone aand put on th...

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Death Stranding: Nothing is Over.

Oh god this fucking game does not end. It does though. I swear it does. I literally thought this was the last episode of this cursed series because it's the last one uploaded, but it still doesn't ...

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eVIL wITHiN: It's finally over.

At last, here be the final chapter of The Evil Within, the game that's 400 hours longer than it needed to be cause it doesn't know what it wants to be. Here in the last 20 minutes it decides it wan...

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Echo-Pod 6: A.I. and Joker Sting

The Artificial Intelligence apocalypse is upon us. But fear not. It's nothing compared to the Genuine Stupidity apocalypse that's been slowly happening all around us for decades. Hell, i've lived t...

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